No, Wait, Megan Fox, South Korea’s On Our Side!

August 27th, 2014 // 9 Comments

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is an epic shitbomb of pure fuck-dumb, so here’s Megan Fox dropping it on South Korea yesterday because who needs allies? Amirite? That whole North Korea thing will probably sort itself out. Plus we’re still holding all the Dennis Rodmans. I dare anyone to defy us.

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  1. We could fuck SK right in the ass and they’d gladly let us finish in their mouth because they clearly need the US to keep NK in check more than we need Kia Rios.

    • I’m not surprised that the first comment here is about fucking someone right in the ass, but I am surprised that that someone is South Korea.

    • I agree. I mean, it’s not like they’re the world’s second largest semiconductor manufacturer, producing chips that advance our electronics industry, or anything. But do consider that without K-Pop girls, Katy Perry would have no styles to steal, and might still be wearing the jeans and big sweaters of her Christian albums, so Supe readers do owe South.Korea some gratitude.

  2. They can keep her.

  3. TMNT was the biggest load of shit I’ve seen in *decades*. The fact that Will Arnett and William Fichtner allowed themselves to be associated with it makes me fucking sad.

    • You actually went to see it? I think I just lost a lot of respect for you.

      • It was part of a two-movie bill at the drive-in. They were playing TMNT with Hercules, so we said fuck it and went. I really just wanted to go to the drive-in because I’d never been. It was more or less unwatchable. We sat in the back of the car rolling our eyes and paying more attention to our beef jerky.

  4. Megan Fox Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Premiere Seoul South Korea
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    It’s nice to see someone finally addressing the tragic duckface shortage in South Korea.

  5. Megan Fox Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Premiere Seoul South Korea
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    Not quite sure what happened. But ever since she pooped out those kids, this broad just ain’t right.

  6. Megan Fox Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Premiere Seoul South Korea
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    Those cheek implants look like hell.

  7. When Megan Fox is your movie’s ambassador, well, you know you made a shit ass movie…

  8. Hmm

    Thought about seeing TMNT and then my alcohol buzz wore off. Maybe with a free Redbox one day, maybe.

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