Megan Fox Is Single
According to Us Weekly, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have separated after 11 years of him hypnotizing her into not realizing he’s Brian Austin Green. But in a nice way! Not a Bill Cosby way. (I’m already in the hole, aren’t I? Goddammit.)
Their romance has recently been plagued with issues. Though sources remain vague on the exact cause of their split, “things have been rocky,” says one source close to the parents of sons Noah, 2, and Bodhi, 18 months. (Green, 42, also has son Kassius, 13, from a previous relationship.) The pair were last photographed together grabbing lunch in Beverly Hills on June 9.
Their reps could not be reached for comment.
“Wait, why are you waving a watch in front of my face?”
“Aren’t you that guy from 90210?”
“No no no NO.”
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