Earlier in the week, Megan Fox made it a point to let the world know she’s not having sex with Brian Austin Green. On top of that, she made a passive aggressive jab that he wants more kids because “he doesn’t have to do any of the work” and then followed that up by naming Shia LaBeouf her favorite on screen kiss. The same Shia LaBeouf she hooked up with while filming Transformers and is now openly defending despite a series of douchetastic shitamaroo. The New York Daily News reports:
“I’m not worried about Shia,” says Fox. “I love my Shia. He’s perfectly fine. I haven’t talked to him in a couple of years, but I don’t worry about him. He’s a brilliant kid, talented and funny. … There’s no reason to worry.”
And in case that’s not enough evidence she wants to leave Brian Austin Green for The Beef, here’s an even bigger bombshell that proves their marriage is a sexless dungeon of passive aggressive hate and death. E! News reports:
“I watch all of the Housewives,” Fox tells me. “Brian watches them, too. They’re addicting. And we talk about it. We’re like, ‘Could you believe Teresa did that?’ They’re like drugs those shows. It’s my worst vice for sure.”
And they really never miss an episode. “We watch them together and we record them if we’re going to be out of town,” Fox said.
So she makes him watch Real Housewives with her and then still doesn’t have sex with them? Jesus Christ! That’s not even wrong. That’s evil. That’s Satanism. Does she slaughter a goat during the commercials then swear allegiance to the darkness? Holy shit, lady.
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