Megan Fox is Pregnant Again

August 2nd, 2013 // 18 Comments

Earlier in the year, Megan Fox miraculously pulled her career out of a nosedive by doing whatever horrible, depraved shit it took to make Michael Bay cast her in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as April O’Neil. So what a perfect time to ruin the body that saved her career by getting pregnant again. Page Six reports:

Megan Fox is pregnant with her second child with husband Brian Austin Green, Page Six has exclusively confirmed. Fox is represented by top publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick, who told us, “I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian, they are both very happy.”

When reached for comment, Michael Bay said, “I couldn’t be happier that Megan’s pregnant. For now.” When asked to elaborate what “for now” meant, he responded, “Oh, nothing,” then went back to drawing a picture of a uterus with the word “BOOM!” written in it. He’d never feel more alive again in his life.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Emma Waton's Vagina

    who gives a fuck. since she is 5`4″ there is a 50/50 chance her body will be ruined by a second baby. if she were an inch or two shorter then maybe a 100%.

    • Kate

      It depends on the woman. One of my sisters is only 5’0 and had 3 kids. She is a size 2 with a physically fit body. Her stomach is completely flat. My other sister is 5’8 and her body has never looked the same after just one kid. Her belly is still massive and she can’t lose the baby weight 2 yrs after giving birth. It really depends on the woman

  2. Cock Dr

    I remain confounded by her romantic relationship’s longevity.

  3. Kodos

    David Silver’s hitting that for all the milage he can; he knows she’s done.

    Sorry, honey… your time is WAAYY past.

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    Assbesto
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    I think Brian is doing the world a great service by keeping her pregnant, and away from acting. Thank you, sir.

  5. ace11

    I cheer Green

    The man has had an impressive list of women

    Thiessen, Marcil, Fox…..(even Spelling before she had surgery)

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    Dennis
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to keep them jeans. DAMN!

  7. I have just advised Megan Fox that it’s over between us. I put up with her dating another man. I bit on a bullet when she started sleeping with him. I was pretty irritated when she married him, and tolerated her first birthing with him. Now a second child? There ain’t no fucking way. We’re through!

  8. No way Brian , it was a Ninja Mutant Turtle. They are horny MF dudes, righteous!

  9. anonym

    She still looks hot. I’d fuck her while she’s 8 months preggers

  10. She always came across as the kind of chick that would crap out a ton of babies to me. She needs someone around that makes her feel wanted.

  11. Jenn

    Now there’ll be two babies with their shared DNA roaming the planet. Brian is an arrogant douche nozzle, and she’s a narcissistic flake. The Green Brothers’ murder trial will be a media circus, wait and see.

  12. The_Ouroboros

    No woman could stand to be solo with four teenage heroes for that long without a romantic attraction be bound to happen. Her thumbs are toes, they’re turtles who aren’t scientifically accurate; they both know what it’s like to be mutants.

  13. Chief Sexton

    It can’t be overstated just how stunning she used to look in the first Transformers movie before she completely butchered her face with all those procedures and surgery. What a waste of a once beautiful woman.

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