Megan Fox is Pregnant Again
Earlier in the year, Megan Fox miraculously pulled her career out of a nosedive by doing whatever horrible, depraved shit it took to make Michael Bay cast her in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as April O’Neil. So what a perfect time to ruin the body that saved her career by getting pregnant again. Page Six reports:
Megan Fox is pregnant with her second child with husband Brian Austin Green, Page Six has exclusively confirmed. Fox is represented by top publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick, who told us, “I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian, they are both very happy.”
When reached for comment, Michael Bay said, “I couldn’t be happier that Megan’s pregnant. For now.” When asked to elaborate what “for now” meant, he responded, “Oh, nothing,” then went back to drawing a picture of a uterus with the word “BOOM!” written in it. He’d never feel more alive again in his life.
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