Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Are Inconspicuous

May 30th, 2012 // 26 Comments
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I know what you’re thinking, “Where the hell did Brian Austin Green find an umbrella with legs and more importantly does its vagina work?” So you’ll probably be surprised to learn that’s actually Megan Fox back there who we can now almost definitely say is pregnant because why go through all the trouble of watching Batman and going, “Hmm, that Penguin guy gives me an idea…” Which, don’t get me wrong, does sound like a foolproof plan until you realize the human body has a front, a back and two sides, but David Silver never was one for anatomy. He’s a lover, not a scientist.

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  1. Megan Fox Pregnant Hiding Behind Umbrella Brian Austin Green
    fuckuMichaelBAY
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    congrats!

    I’m sure she’ll make a wonderful mother.

  2. Megan Fox Pregnant Hiding Behind Umbrella Brian Austin Green
    fuckuMichaelBAY
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    aww his son is cute

    that kids mom is hot

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    What… no one cares enough about these two anymore to make a witty comment?

    • EmmaWatson's Vagina

      no. no one really cares anymore. meagon fox is or was hot . but has no charisma and was almost as nasty as Jenny mcCarthy. basically another piece of ass in hollywood and will be forgotten in a few years.

      only thing interesting would be to start baby rumors.playboy would be nice but she is probably looking for a life outside of acting. and bikini pics are ok but nudity is another matter.

  4. Max

    Uh, “full-proof?”

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    Ariel
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    The child looks more mature than both of them.

  6. Megan Fox Pregnant Hiding Behind Umbrella Brian Austin Green
    your mom
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    Haha! Photo BOMB!

  7. Megan Fox Pregnant Hiding Behind Umbrella Brian Austin Green
    your mom
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    Interesting…. step into my magic blow job tent…

  8. Dramatic Puddle

    I guess this is what two unemployed, full-of-themselves F-listers do for attention these days, huh? They’re both idiots.

  9. LJ

    I do hope she’s not pregnant, as she’s my first choice to replace Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor after they fire LiLo during her fourth coke binge (probably the third day of shooting) , and Megan is probably desperate enough to pick up a role she’s totally unsuited to deliver (just like Lohan). Rotten Tomatoes all around.

  10. Jay

    Shame she’s giving birth to a crack baby. Drop dead, cunt, and spare that kid.

  11. That umbrella’s not quite big enough, we can still see him.

  12. yo

    there’s no way she’s pregnant, drinking that big ass coffee…hopefully she’s not that ignorant…

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    ohonore
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    Love that he’s shielding his darling wife and basically saying “sure, take all the pictures you want of my child! He’s right over there!” Dick.

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    lily
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    why is she wearing uggs? is there a cold spell on the west coast? she should be on true blood. they look like vampires that just rolled out of thecoffin.

  15. judging you

    I care as much about her as I care about him… Stop posting them.

  16. “Fuckin’ umbrellas, how do they work?”

  17. Megan Fox Pregnant Hiding Behind Umbrella Brian Austin Green
    Mike
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    Idiots! If you want to avoid the paparazzi just stop paying them to show up!

  18. Megan Fox Pregnant Hiding Behind Umbrella Brian Austin Green
    egherbert
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    This is one of those moments when I really appreciate Maddox’s side eye.

  19. I fucking HATE these two. I hate her because she won’t sleep with me, and I hate him because he won’t tell her to sleep with me. Goddamned ingrates!

  20. Weirdo

    What a fucking douche bag he is. What almost forty year old man would do this kind of infantile shit. Who in the hell does he think they are? Somebody that’s actually relevant. Hell no!

  21. Megan Fox Pregnant Hiding Behind Umbrella Brian Austin Green
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    She looks like crud… and I agree. So do her boots.

    And what is with those huge bumps between her legs?

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    LoveMichaelBay
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    Why would you pay people for being famous?

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    Bing
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    What a stupid couple! Has she been having an insecurity blah blah that she don’t want people to see her fat due to pregnancy? Asshole both of them!

  24. Megan Fox Pregnant Hiding Behind Umbrella Brian Austin Green
    Jon and Kate Plus Hate
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    This is gonna be painful when the toe thumbed child makes it’s way through the vjay jay. Doctor: “Come on Push”….screams of pain….Nurse: “I think the thumb is stuck….” Doctor: “That’s not a thumb it’s a big toe….eeh…yeah..it’s a thumb

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