Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Are Inconspicuous

I know what you’re thinking, “Where the hell did Brian Austin Green find an umbrella with legs and more importantly does its vagina work?” So you’ll probably be surprised to learn that’s actually Megan Fox back there who we can now almost definitely say is pregnant because why go through all the trouble of watching Batman and going, “Hmm, that Penguin guy gives me an idea…” Which, don’t get me wrong, does sound like a foolproof plan until you realize the human body has a front, a back and two sides, but David Silver never was one for anatomy. He’s a lover, not a scientist.