You may have already seen a few of these on other sites throughout the week, but while they may have more money than we do, we possess a complete lack of both urgency and competitive drive which allowed us to eventually buy the entire set in bulk on the slowest traffic day of the week, so they can suck it. On that note, here’s Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in Hawaii debuting her glowing pregnant stomach which explains why he’s been walking around shielding her with an umbrella indoors like a goddamn idiot. Because seeing Megan Fox pregnant in a frumpy T-shirt will make the Internet not want to look at her engorged breasts in a bikini a few days later. You might as well toss her in a dumpster.
Photos: ADHI/AKM-GSI
I’m leaving for the beach, otherwise Id do it myself, but someone needs to link in the sound of a balloon deflating to symbolize her career based on this news.
did she really have a career? lol
Give her some credit. Her career was over long before she got pregnant.
Her career was over before she had a career. I have never thought this chick was that hot. Just another cum dumpster for producers.
I bet she excited more directors & producers on the casting couch, than she did paying movie goers.
Aaaaaaw, I bet she’ll have her mother’s thumbs.
I did not need to see this. Why don’t women realize this is a turn off?
She’s already pregnant. She’s not trying to turn you on. DUH!
LOL @ poor Rico Jones thinking women give a shit about turning men on once they’ve gotten the ring and been knocked up. Why do you think wives get fat? We’ve already accomplished our primary objective.
Even if she bothered, I doubt she would give a shit whether a Rico Jones, may be 10 years without sex if you don’t count that ugly whore he paid, is turned on or not. His assumption just shows how pathetic he is.
I still don’t get the hype about Brian Austin Green, and Megan’s acting is crap
“The hype about Bryan Austin Green”… just letting that sink in.
@virginia
you win a cookie for best comment of the year
when did she become such a huge famewhore?
she was always this huge gimmick, angelina jolie wannabe and people actually bought her shit
Now the truth shows, she’s just like Heidi and spencer
that is common for a lot of actors.not all but a lot. they try to get as much attention as possible hoping the public will want to see them in a movie.this is one of the last ditch efforts to get bck i the success line.next to last ditch effort to success would be a divorce for them. usually last ditch is a “stolen” sex tape orposing for playboy. remember the producers choose someone due to looks, acting ablity and popuariy with the public. Megan Fox has or had looks. her acting was so so to bad and her popularity went downhill after she opened her mouth.
Now as far as her being an Angelina Wannabe. my guess was they thought there was such a high demand in the Angelina look in which Angelina could not do all the projects even if she wanted to. especially a mid or a low level project. stuff like that was done for years. years ago Daryl Hannah was the high level hot one and you had Lori Singer as the one for mid and low level projects.
Holy catface Batman!
these pics are so fake lol
Well, she’s off my “To Do” list. Next on the list, rearranging my closet. I need more space for my Snooki shrine.
“Incision made? OK, suck the fetus out.”
Megan decided to film her own Transformer movie. It’s 9 months long with no plot and a sloppy ending. Pretty much like all the other Transformer movies.
^_^ She looks cute
These pictures are so ridiculous. Obviously staged- who just stands there like that?! Without a career, I imagine it’s easier to have the paps take your maternity pictures than to hire someone.
What the fuck…of COURSE they’re staged…or posed, if you prefer. Do you really think they’re trying to put one over on the public by implying these are candid photos? Do you think other people have photogs sneak up on them when they order family pictures? Sweet Jeebus…Take a few deep breaths. I think your brain is running a bit oxygen lean.
It is pretty amazing that these 2 are still together.
Good luck with that reproduction project. I’m sure it will turn out JUST FINE.
Kiss the money bag, sughah.
Pretty sure at this point in her career, HE is teh money bag.
She HAD two things going for her…she was super-hot, and she wasn’t pregnant.
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I’ll never look at your ass…again
Watched him on Charlie Sheen’s new show Anger Management last night which is excellent by the way and he played a douchebag tool really well, too well. I wonder if he is like that in real life?
She’s gonna have to do more than wash Ferrari’s now.
Is that a vein or rippling of implants?
It’s a dick burn.
Her face looks so puffy :(
He was actually pretty good on the Sarah Conner Chronicles.
True.
SOOO DAMN CUTE!! she looks great preggers..
i’ve seen worse.
I’m with you, Kitty. Regardless of all the horse shit surrounding Megan Fox, I still think she is gorgeous. A bit on the screwy side, but gorgeous nonetheless.
OT: Totally not gay Tom Cruise and totally not a beard Katie Holmes are getting a divorce, which totally has nothing to do with the expiration of a five-year contract or anything.
This is an example of a timely post.
That is some Heidi and Spencer shit….never thought they’d stoop to their level with the “staged paparazzi photo shoots”…..oy.
they look really happy. good for them! she looks really beautiful pregnant!!!
Vanessa Marcil is prettier.
forget Vanessa Marcil ,a now pics of Rose McGowan face is prettier.
It’s too late to cut the wrecking ball out of her stomach now…hope she/hubby have saved for that rainy day…which is their case happens to be the rest of their lives.
Sad is that the kid is probably a crack baby. Knowing Megan, she does so much cocaine in that white trash town.
She WAS a real looker as late as 2009, but she couldn’t give up on the surgical “enhancements” and done gone and turned herself into Megan Frankenfox.
“How much you think we can sell these pictures for?”
It’s funny that Megan pregnant is smaller than most non-pregnant chicks on vacay.
And men. Don’t forget them.
she is so pretty its ridonkulous
We all know what ridiculous means but how does ridonkulous relate in relation to ridcockulous?
She’s barely pregnant how can she look so swollen already? Or does she always look like that?
BAG and Fox better get crackin’ if they’re looking to cash in on the preggo celeb fetish sex tape market. At this point, it’s looking like their most viable source of income.
Jesus, you can crack a walnut on those cheeks.
she looks great. I know these pics are obviously posed but it’s nice to see her body doing sometihng natural for once… she is a beautiful girl whom i seems has become wrapped up in celebrity image culture, however who are we to judge her relationship with BAG… why should she care what we think of him, she clearly loves him and he seems to be good to her. Good luck to them.
Are you new? Nobody wants to read this drivel.
sorry for spelling mistakes – * something *whom it seems
I think she looks absolutely beautiful. Good for her.
Tard alert, tard alert!
I’d put a 2nd baby up in that! ….too soon??
What I like to do with pregnant bitches is fuck them in the pooper, because vaginal is kinda weird. I still perform cunnilingus though. And golden shower.
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His little money machine working days are numbered. I hope she’s happy because this is going to get old real fast. Raising a baby on the seedy side of Hollywood when you are divorced and working the casting couch isn’t much of a future. What can she possibly see in Brian Austin Green for God’s sake? Dummmmmmmy.
interesting..great family
Why doesn’t he have hair on his legs??? 0.o
She is not hot.She always makes such ugly faces.Wait til that bitch is nine months pregnant,she won’t be posing then
This looks so casual and unplanned.
He is irrelevant. She is soon to follow, once she craps out a kid and has a fucked up body. Byeeeeeee!
Funny how she always denied trying to look like Angelina. She even got the exact same tattoos as her.
so cute! she looks great pregnant
Some of the sexiest pictures I’ve ever seen. Great work. Such a loving sensual pictation