It’s Megan Fox Pregnant In A Bikini

You may have already seen a few of these on other sites throughout the week, but while they may have more money than we do, we possess a complete lack of both urgency and competitive drive which allowed us to eventually buy the entire set in bulk on the slowest traffic day of the week, so they can suck it. On that note, here’s Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green in Hawaii debuting her glowing pregnant stomach which explains why he’s been walking around shielding her with an umbrella indoors like a goddamn idiot. Because seeing Megan Fox pregnant in a frumpy T-shirt will make the Internet not want to look at her engorged breasts in a bikini a few days later. You might as well toss her in a dumpster.