Megan Fox Was Serious About Not Showing Her Breasts Anymore

Here’s Megan Fox at last night’s premiere of This is 40 which makes two red carpets in under a week where she’s kept her breasts under wraps because she’s a mom now and doesn’t want to give her son’s future friends future boners. Which is probably the most narcissistic thing I’ve ever heard in my life because how does she know women in the future won’t be awesome and finally have three boobs like Total Recall promised? Not to mention I may spend a lot of time hurling radiocative waste in malls yelling, “Grow my third tit children! GROW.” You’ll never prove it in court.

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