Megan Fox Wants To Be Poison Ivy In ‘Gotham City Sirens’
Barely two days ago, Warner Bros. announced it’s making a Gotham City Sirens movie featuring Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn alongside Catwoman and Poison Ivy. And already the casting rumors have started with Bleeding Cool reporting that Megan Fox wants to play Poison Ivy:
She has expressed an interest in playing Poison Ivy before. That or Red Sonja.
Lastly, and why we are really writing this article, Fox has been ordering comic books online, Very specific ones. I have been shown hard evidence that she has ordered pre-52 Harley Quinn comics that feature Poison Ivy, sent to her Warner Studios address.
As for the chances of that happening? I’d say pretty good.
Warner Bros. Studios – Casting Meeting: Gotham City Sirens
“Hmm, Megan Fox with green tits? How much coke will that get us?”
“Probably a lot.”
“Also a lot.”
“Let’s do it.”
“Thank you, gentlemen. Chelsea Handler’s aborted fetus said you’d say yes.”
“I mean, oh no, my boobs are plants. Somebody should water them!”
“Haha! You really had us going there.”
“I really do talk to aborted fetuses though.”
“Can you excuse us for a second? — We’re still doing this for the coke, right?”
“I’m mad you would even ask. Fuck you, Frank.”