Here are stills from Megan Fox‘s upcoming movie Passion Play – The one Mickey Rourke preemptively declared as terrible. – and basing it entirely on these photos alone, her character’s clearly some sort of bird-fetish hooker. Or a fallen angel whose last trick, a humble trumpet player named Joseph (Mickey Rourke), teaches her a special message – from the heart. Slash boner.
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Me!
If it’s for free & doesn’t take much of my time……sure, count me in.
I don’t want to see Megan Fox at all.
Oh, I don’t mind seeing her. It’s hearing her that’s the problem.
both are massive issues imo
If they really want to make this movie work, they should just rape her over the couch for an 1 1/2 and film it.
…on the couch, on a washing machine, on the hood of a ’78 Buick. Come on, let’s try to alt least make it an “art film”. Oh, and on the Director’s Cut DVD, you get extra behind-the-scene film of her deep throating the rest of the cast and crew.
That’s it – then I might buy it. Assuming there’s some sort of rebate package tied in with some beer and pizza.
Your rebate package comes with viagra and a zimmerframe.
Seen em. Like 3 months ago.
That girl has a future on CInemax!
Megan Fox as an angel??? Fallen or not, she’s not pulling it off. Not for one wretched second.
Would somebody punch me in the face so I can see some stars!?
My pleasure. ::punches muddy mudskipper:: XD
skinemax?
“If the degree of laughter at the wrong moments and the number of walkouts at the Toronto International Film Festival are any indication, the film will appeal only to the most fondly indulgent.”
She should’ve stopped messing around with her face. Those surgeons really botched it up! Never a fan of hers, but her face now is almost as bad as Mickey Rourke’s.
Could fall under the “So Terrible It’s Good” type of movie.
Anything’s possible, I guess.
Meg honey. Gain some weight, sign up with a respectable porn studio then I’ll consider downloading your porn movies.
Wow, this is kind of sad. Only 11 comments on a Megan Fox post. Remember when it was about 200, every other day? How the mighty have fallen…
How the fallen have failed to realise they were never mighty, might be more accurate.
I’d still scramble her eggs.
fucking christ. stop hiring this no-talent bitch for movie roles.
She’s about as bad as Lindsay lohan, without the extra money to spend.
let the porn guys have her.
they should have went for the victoria secret wings
Hmm, a Megan Fox movie that’s terrible. Has there been a Megan Fox movie that *wasn’t* terrible?
Was anyone else disappointed to learn that this movie was not a sequel to “The Wrestler” starring Koko B. Ware?
This bitch needs to learn 3 simple words: “CAREER LIMITING MOVE.” And that applies to her stupid god damned tattoos. I blame that ugly 2×4 named “Angelina Fuglie” for legitimizing this stupid trend of women getting god damned ugly fucking tattoos all over their bodies and pretending that it somehow doesn’t affect their ability to “act.”
How is an alleged “angel” in this stupid movie supposed to justify having an UGLY GOD DAMNED TATTOO of Marilyn Monroe on her fore arm? Or do the makers of this stupid movie have to incur the added expense of digitally editing it out?
Go to hell Megan Fox. And take your stupid fucking tattoos with you.
lmao
She was hot when she was about 19 and guest starring on 2 1/2 Men.
Yep before all the terrible plastic surgery and disgusting tats. Then it all went downhill fast. Sad to peak at 19.
no need to.
..WE VISIT A BROTHEL INSTEAD!!
…tonight we dine in hell?
Sounds crap. The heart or passion from a dead pan girl
Art imtimating (future) life – Megan acting out her future when she lives in a trailer, and her only income is from old men who can only get it up for anal encounters.
*in
her career is stalled only because she believes or is told to believe that she would be the greatest and most beautiful actress in the world. she stuck her head up her butt and every so often she pops up and picks loser films to do. i also think that she a lesbian and she married that 90201 guy to hide that fact. she lived with a stripper for 2 years and admitted having a lesbian relationship with her.
If Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber can just die somehow, then I’ll stop giving a shit. Since it didn’t happen, why get your tits in a twist over Megan Fox? Then again, if there’s a news story about Bieber, I’ll sycophantically go over and call him an assclown. End of story.
Why does she keep fucking with her face. She looks completely different! Gain some frickin weight and stop injecting shit in your face!
WOW, Superficial, the comments section is quite revealing about the vast majority of your audience: mysogynists, sex offenders (actual or aspriring?) and porn addicts. I caught this headline from another site, now I remember why I quit reading your garbage.
So the headline about Megan Fox looking like a hooker lured you over and the rest of us are the ones with the issues eh? lol
Bitch is getting Angelina way too much surgery I look like an alien thing…
Gosh, I wish I would have had that ifnoratmoin earlier!
Gee willrkies, thats such a great post!
You can say that again, most pips here are just haters, who are internet and porn addicts, with possiblity of perpetrating sex offence, LOL. Pls shut down or hibernate and put the iphones and BB away and try to go out more, there is a whole world out there you know. Please and please get a LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Life is too short to be hating. I know she looks like the kind of girls who would not see you guys if you where in her face, but pls don’t hate on her.