So Who Wants to See Megan Fox Look Like a Bird Hooker?

April 29th, 2011 // 43 Comments

Here are stills from Megan Fox‘s upcoming movie Passion Play – The one Mickey Rourke preemptively declared as terrible. – and basing it entirely on these photos alone, her character’s clearly some sort of bird-fetish hooker. Or a fallen angel whose last trick, a humble trumpet player named Joseph (Mickey Rourke), teaches her a special message – from the heart. Slash boner.


  1. God is Black


  2. I don’t want to see Megan Fox at all.

  3. Deacon Jones

    If they really want to make this movie work, they should just rape her over the couch for an 1 1/2 and film it.

    • Crabby Old Guy

      …on the couch, on a washing machine, on the hood of a ’78 Buick. Come on, let’s try to alt least make it an “art film”. Oh, and on the Director’s Cut DVD, you get extra behind-the-scene film of her deep throating the rest of the cast and crew.

      That’s it – then I might buy it. Assuming there’s some sort of rebate package tied in with some beer and pizza.

  4. Nate

    Seen em. Like 3 months ago.

  5. That girl has a future on CInemax!

  6. “If the degree of laughter at the wrong moments and the number of walkouts at the Toronto International Film Festival are any indication, the film will appeal only to the most fondly indulgent.”

  7. Turk

    She should’ve stopped messing around with her face. Those surgeons really botched it up! Never a fan of hers, but her face now is almost as bad as Mickey Rourke’s.

  8. Megan Fox Passion Play
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Could fall under the “So Terrible It’s Good” type of movie.

  9. BenDoverman

    Meg honey. Gain some weight, sign up with a respectable porn studio then I’ll consider downloading your porn movies.

  10. MrsPlant

    Wow, this is kind of sad. Only 11 comments on a Megan Fox post. Remember when it was about 200, every other day? How the mighty have fallen…

  11. I’d still scramble her eggs.

  12. anonym

    fucking christ. stop hiring this no-talent bitch for movie roles.
    She’s about as bad as Lindsay lohan, without the extra money to spend.

    let the porn guys have her.

  13. Nik

    they should have went for the victoria secret wings

  14. TomFrank

    Hmm, a Megan Fox movie that’s terrible. Has there been a Megan Fox movie that *wasn’t* terrible?

  15. gobbled

    Was anyone else disappointed to learn that this movie was not a sequel to “The Wrestler” starring Koko B. Ware?

  16. GrimlyFiendish

    This bitch needs to learn 3 simple words: “CAREER LIMITING MOVE.” And that applies to her stupid god damned tattoos. I blame that ugly 2×4 named “Angelina Fuglie” for legitimizing this stupid trend of women getting god damned ugly fucking tattoos all over their bodies and pretending that it somehow doesn’t affect their ability to “act.”

    How is an alleged “angel” in this stupid movie supposed to justify having an UGLY GOD DAMNED TATTOO of Marilyn Monroe on her fore arm? Or do the makers of this stupid movie have to incur the added expense of digitally editing it out?

    Go to hell Megan Fox. And take your stupid fucking tattoos with you.

  17. tlmck

    She was hot when she was about 19 and guest starring on 2 1/2 Men.

    • The Lord Almighty

      Yep before all the terrible plastic surgery and disgusting tats. Then it all went downhill fast. Sad to peak at 19.

  18. the captain

    no need to.

  19. Megan Fox Passion Play
    Eggs = Scrambled male chicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Sounds crap. The heart or passion from a dead pan girl

  20. Megan Fox Passion Play
    Commented on this photo:

    Art imtimating (future) life – Megan acting out her future when she lives in a trailer, and her only income is from old men who can only get it up for anal encounters.

  21. karlito

    her career is stalled only because she believes or is told to believe that she would be the greatest and most beautiful actress in the world. she stuck her head up her butt and every so often she pops up and picks loser films to do. i also think that she a lesbian and she married that 90201 guy to hide that fact. she lived with a stripper for 2 years and admitted having a lesbian relationship with her.

  22. Michael

    If Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber can just die somehow, then I’ll stop giving a shit. Since it didn’t happen, why get your tits in a twist over Megan Fox? Then again, if there’s a news story about Bieber, I’ll sycophantically go over and call him an assclown. End of story.

  23. Megan Fox Passion Play
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does she keep fucking with her face. She looks completely different! Gain some frickin weight and stop injecting shit in your face!

  24. WOW

    WOW, Superficial, the comments section is quite revealing about the vast majority of your audience: mysogynists, sex offenders (actual or aspriring?) and porn addicts. I caught this headline from another site, now I remember why I quit reading your garbage.

    • The Lord Almighty

      So the headline about Megan Fox looking like a hooker lured you over and the rest of us are the ones with the issues eh? lol

  25. The Lord Almighty

    Bitch is getting Angelina way too much surgery I look like an alien thing…

  26. Betsy

    Gosh, I wish I would have had that ifnoratmoin earlier!

  27. Lakeisha

    Gee willrkies, that’s such a great post!

  28. AB

    You can say that again, most pips here are just haters, who are internet and porn addicts, with possiblity of perpetrating sex offence, LOL. Pls shut down or hibernate and put the iphones and BB away and try to go out more, there is a whole world out there you know. Please and please get a LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Life is too short to be hating. I know she looks like the kind of girls who would not see you guys if you where in her face, but pls don’t hate on her.

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