Megan Fox Is Too Good For Marilyn Monroe’s Face Now

August 23rd, 2011 // 111 Comments

Marilyn Monroe is an iconic Hollywood actress who appeared in several timeless films beloved the world over before dying a possible drug-related – or Mafia induced – death in 1962. Megan Fox showcased her navel and fake tits in a movie about fighting robots that turn into cars which we now know greased Shia LaBeouf‘s entry into her noonerhole, so take a wild guess which one thinks her shit stinks less than the other. Via Us Magazine:

The 25-year-old star confirmed to Italian fashion magazine Amica that she is in the process of removing (via laser treatments) the talked-about portrait of the Hollywood legend from her famous body.
“I’m removing it,” Fox says. “She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.” (Indeed, the notoriously troubled Monroe died in 1962 at age 36 of a drug overdose.)
But the Transformers bombshell has plenty of other body art staying on — with over nine other tattoos, including a quote in honor of her Passion Play costar Mickey Rourke on her ribcage, a tribal tattoo on her left wrist and another quote on her shoulder.
“Who knows, maybe I’ll remove the others too, but the laser hurts.”

“She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar,” says the actress who got herself fired from a career-launching franchise by calling the director Hitler. For her next trick, Megan Fox will criticize Katherine Hepburn for saying crazy shit in interviews before denouncing everyone in Hollywood with fake tits. “I just don’t want your negative energy, so let me help you wash those puppies off,” is what I’m imaging her saying, as she realize her feelings are new, yet scary to her. But a good scary, a good scary.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News


  1. Garrick Fudge

    She’s a total mess, but I’d still fart is her lunchbox.

  2. Bob

    Oh, this is just not right at all.

  3. Garrick Fudge

    I should have said “fart IN her lunchbox”. It doesn’t make sense otherwise.

  4. Leslie

    I’m not so sure how I feel about Megan Fox these days. I do really like her shoulderblade tattoo and much preferred her in Transformers over that Victoria’s Secret bimbo. If she even read Shakespeare’s King Lear, I’d be surprised, but regardless, it’s a very beautiful line even if she changed it up a little. I personally have a line from one off ee cummings’ poems on my right shoulderblade, and another line of his on my ribcage, and a lyric from Coldplay’s “The Scientist” on the left side of my back. Then again, I am also a Literature major, an avid fan of ee cummings, and a writer myself, and I had thought about these particular lines and the meaning they held for me for many years before I even got them inked. My point is, tattoos can be beautiful and done artistically when thought through clearly and when they have a specific or personal meaning. Now, Kat von D and her collection of ridiculous, drunken night tattoos are the essense of trash. Just now coming out (or maybe just learning) about how she thinks about Marilyn really makes Megan seem ignorant and uneducated. If you’re going to have someone or something tattooed on your body permanently, at least do a little background research before you commit.

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    What!!!! Did somebody just say she is getting chunky????? Seriously? OMG! Then Im a fat cow at 120 lbs and 5’4″!!!

  6. ay

    removing a tattoo….. not bipolar behavior… or brash… no, its not like mm was anyone she actually knew, just someone read about and saw on films, how neurotic and stupid, attention starved shell of a person

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  8. Manowl

    So, the reason for removing the tattoo is that Marilyn was a bipolar, unstable person? The type of person that would cover herself in skanky tattoos just to have them removed later on? The type of person to make batshit comments and sabotage her own flimsy career? That type of person? Got it. Thanks.

  9. now now

    She is full of fucking shit. Just. So. Fucking. Stupid.

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    It’s sad though. She looks so… ugly now. Lifeless. Snobby. Just completely unattractive. Such a shame.

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    yeah, she’s sooooooo ugly…

  12. Nick

    She’s a stupid arrogant self-entitled airhead. I’m glad her career is over. Beautiful people take it for granted that the world is at their feet. It’s good to see them fall on their ass.

    (Of course, if she wants to continue in porn I’ll support that.)

  13. Jasmin

    I thought Megan fox WAS bi-polar…that’s what she was telling people anyways…all that electro-shock and trama based mind control is really fucking with her memory…She’s a sex slave robot just like every other girl in the industry…Illuminati blow up dolls.

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    Is that Amy Poehler next to her?

  15. Pyro

    Megan Fox in my opinion looks like an alien. She is a below par actress and seems to have a negative attitude.
    Marilyn Monroe is the most overrated actress of all time, she wasn’t that hot, she made bad decisions and seemed to sleep around a lot.
    With so many talented actors and actresses not getting a second look, we get a couple of runts cutting ahead in the line. Not good, Not good.

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