Megan Fox Is Too Good For Marilyn Monroe’s Face Now

Marilyn Monroe is an iconic Hollywood actress who appeared in several timeless films beloved the world over before dying a possible drug-related – or Mafia induced – death in 1962. Megan Fox showcased her navel and fake tits in a movie about fighting robots that turn into cars which we now know greased Shia LaBeouf’s entry into her noonerhole, so take a wild guess which one thinks her shit stinks less than the other. Via Us Magazine:

The 25-year-old star confirmed to Italian fashion magazine Amica that she is in the process of removing (via laser treatments) the talked-about portrait of the Hollywood legend from her famous body.
“I’m removing it,” Fox says. “She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.” (Indeed, the notoriously troubled Monroe died in 1962 at age 36 of a drug overdose.)
But the Transformers bombshell has plenty of other body art staying on — with over nine other tattoos, including a quote in honor of her Passion Play costar Mickey Rourke on her ribcage, a tribal tattoo on her left wrist and another quote on her shoulder.
“Who knows, maybe I’ll remove the others too, but the laser hurts.”

“She was a negative person, she was disturbed, bipolar,” says the actress who got herself fired from a career-launching franchise by calling the director Hitler. For her next trick, Megan Fox will criticize Katherine Hepburn for saying crazy shit in interviews before denouncing everyone in Hollywood with fake tits. “I just don’t want your negative energy, so let me help you wash those puppies off,” is what I’m imaging her saying, as she realize her feelings are new, yet scary to her. But a good scary, a good scary.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News