Megan Fox Isn’t George Zimmerman

July 30th, 2014 // 14 Comments

Because you don’t come to this site to read about how small your dick is for cowering like a pussy behind guns, here’s Megan Fox at the Mexico City premiere of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where I’ll assume the promotional poster featured the Turtles chopping off the heads of their enemies. Or they’re just taking naps in sombreros. I go back and forth.

Photos: Splash News

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    Now to demonstrate how I really feel about this movie… anyone’s got a lighter?

  2. LORDY…. her legs are freakin’ PERFECTION.

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    I’d like to say it’s sex oozing out of her every pore but it looks more like stupidity.

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    Tone it down. Those are not people just lamp posts.

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    The intoxicating mix of rampant ego and insecurity. The not so new scent from Megan Fox.

  6. Oscar

    It’s actually the turtles invading America and beating small white kids in the head to death with huge marihuana bales.

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    Opening that mouth of yours is the reason people can’t stand you, dear.

    Unless you plan to have it immediately stuffed.

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    They put that bitch on a pedestal, bitches love pedestals

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    Looks like a good fit to me.

  10. Her time has long since passed.

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    It seems to be like that about 80% of the time. Which explains a lot.

  12. Her face never recovered from whatever it was she did to it, great body though. I just want that movie to cease existing, I just found out the guy from Shameless is in it.

  13. Mrfknhappy

    Her face look really gaunt and just odd now. Also, WTF is going on with her neck? It looks all blotchy and shit.

  14. 2nd Amendment lover

    Wait. Because George Zimmerman defended himself…..within the LAW…you mock his actions? If you don’t like the law(s) of the United States, why not get them changed? TM should not have used force simply because he was followed?

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