Megan Fox is Your Angelina Jolie Now

June 18th, 2010 // 122 Comments

Here’s Megan Fox at the Arclight premiere of Jonah Hex last night where she couldn’t look more like Angelina Jolie if she pulled Brad Pitt’s testicles out of her purse to entertain a small Vietnamese child. To put things in perspective, I noticed the collagen way before the implant balls hanging out of her chest. Now either I’m drunk or *passes out on the floor*

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Mike Iksard
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    good maybe now she’ll drop off the face of the film making world too. This girl becomes less relevant by the day. NEXT!

    • MK

      YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwNNNNNN……please fuck off anglin…..oh I mean Megan…..

  2. men lover

    Yes finally photos of a man on this site! Well in reality this is an ugly man, but I cannot be too choosy. This is a step in the right direction! Keep up the great work on this site fish!!

  3. huh...
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    whatever, I like the new look. She’s got a bit of a porn star look, but we all fap to porn stars now and then, so that can’t really be a bad thing, right?

  4. jen
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    Actually.. now she looks like Renee Zellwegger with a bad dye job.

  5. Commented on this photo:

    She needs to lay off the collagen. She used to be so hot. I mean, she’s still really pretty, but she looked better when she was tanner and not stick skinny and had normal lips. Her lips were still really big before, but now they look really fake.

  6. bar room hero

    She looks like shite–>

    1. Fish Lips…

    2. Shitty tattoos: Marilyn Monroe and some nonsense about gilded butterflies on her goddam side….

    3. Why would one want to look like Jolie; personally I think she is a clone/ synthetic…something not right about that one…

  7. JimBob
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    She’s smiling at me down there sucking on her pussy, by the way.

  8. me again
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    no, she’s not. she just doesn’t have a sexy body.. she’s got no hips…..the plastic surgery enhanced her face.. she’s pretty… but she’s not angelina nor will she ever be.

  9. eww
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    Angelina Jolie is naturally prettier, a hell of a lot more talented, smart, and actually cares about stuff like genocide in Africa. Megan Fox isn’t dumb to imitate someone so strong. However, I feel like if Angelina Jolie came second she wouldn’t try to be a copy-cat Megan Fox, and that’s what distinguishes the two from each other. Angelina Jolie didn’t just come first, she’s actually an original person.

  10. b rock
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    I want to ejaculate semen in her.

  11. John Doe
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    She used to be the hottest girl in the planet, now after all the shit she has done to her face with the botox and colagen and getting rail thin , it’s just another plastic hollywood star (don’t get me wrong I’d still bang her till I see purple spots in front of my eyes)

  12. Sugar

    I normally like her but these pics are awful. Disturbing when she was really pretty and sexy before.

  13. Mikka

    no way this girl ! she wont be the next angelina

    but is a shame that a rather beautiful girl transform in something odd
    and i tell you she is only starting!!

  14. shutsha
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    It’s more than collagen. Probably cheek implants. She really looks like a tranny now.

    What a waste of a naturally beautiful girl.

  15. captain america

    …………the cheap version though.

  16. Badger Bob

    quack quack says ole’ duck lips

  17. Gando

    How about changing her name into Megalina Folie? We don’t hear much about Angelina Jolie anyway.

  18. Rhialto

    Excellent looking head of hair! Nice shiny hair.

  19. anonymus

    megan can never achieve Angelina’s level of acting.

    her jonah hex acting is horrible. Even worse than a pornstar’s.

    Jesse Jane acts better than megan does

  20. Lauren

    Why Angelina? Ange can act.

  21. Jonny Topside

    Steve Sanders wishes he could pull the pussy David Silver gets, Dylan could bang that ass though.

  22. Jarvis

    There are quite a few reports on Twitter and other news sites that Megan Fox might have aborted a black recently… All because it was black.

    This would mean not only is she a horrible person, but she’s cheated on Brian Austin Green.

  23. loli
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    Ugh, I think I’d like her a little more if she just admitted she’s gotten her nose and lips done. Fake fake fake.

  24. haondotri
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    nasty

  25. my oh my
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    Does no one notice the huge lumps she now has for cheeks? Implants or fat injections no doubt, she’s channeling that woman that got plastic surgery to look like her husband’s favorite animal: a LION.

  26. your momma

    oh fishy, she looked like Angie like, 2 years ago. now she looks like, i have no idea but shes gonna end up looking like Tara Reid before long. and whats up with the new layout? you trying to keep up “with the big kids now”?

  27. iloveheidi

    I actually like Megan Fox, she is cute for the look she represents. Kinda reminds me of Jessica Rabbit in this pic. Megan Fox’s face is way prettier than Angelina Jolie!

  28. Paul Alvarez II
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    That vein in the side of her head is HORRIFYING!

  29. redsonja1313

    WOW more surgery for her…starting to look a little like a stepford wife or FrankenTitties Montag

  30. Ladida

    She is sooo gorgeous. I don’t think she’s had any work done, you people would be extremely surprised at the wonders makeup can do, I mean REALLY surprised. Not that she needs much at all, but a makeup artist can do some amazing things with powder and lip gloss. Anyway, even if she did have her lips pumped up a little, I still think she is freaking beautiful!

    • You idiot

      Don’t be silly. Have you not compared what she looked like back in the day with how she looks in these pictures now? Just because you love and idolize her doesn’t mean you should defend her. We all know she got her nose/little implants done a long time ago (check out before and after pictures of her nose both face on and as a profile, and her round dumpling far-spaced tits are enough evidence) and now she’s had her lips injected with crap. You’re right about all the make-up, but that’s ON TOP of the augmentations she’s already had. Her make-up artists sure are amazing. She’s got dyed, fake curled hair, drawn on eyebrows, a whole face of make-up, a wardrobe stylist, and lots and lots of money. Of course she’s considered to be the most beautiful girl in the world. She looks good in photoshoots because of her symmetrical face, dark hair, tiny body, forced “sexy” attitude, etc etc. There are so many women out there that are naturally sexy. I don’t think this woman deserves everything she’s gotten. Either way, she’s rich and famous and I’m not.

  31. m.

    Jolie looks ten times better and she is more than ten years older! Plus it seems that Angie is really nice person now (she and Pitt donate a lot of money to charities), but Megan Fox is well Megan Fox…
    Ms. Fox’s face looks a lot like Heidi Montag’s, same shi**y (oh i mean shiny) plastic face.

  32. Crystal
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    whyyyyy is she doing this to herself she is so beautiful already

  33. rayan
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    who cares, megan fox is hot

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