Megan Fox is Your Angelina Jolie Now

Here’s Megan Fox at the Arclight premiere of Jonah Hex last night where she couldn’t look more like Angelina Jolie if she pulled Brad Pitt’s testicles out of her purse to entertain a small Vietnamese child. To put things in perspective, I noticed the collagen way before the implant balls hanging out of her chest. Now either I’m drunk or *passes out on the floor*

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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