Here’s Megan Fox at the Arclight premiere of Jonah Hex last night where she couldn’t look more like Angelina Jolie if she pulled Brad Pitt’s testicles out of her purse to entertain a small Vietnamese child. To put things in perspective, I noticed the collagen way before the implant balls hanging out of her chest. Now either I’m drunk or *passes out on the floor*
Photos: Getty, Splash News
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francesca | June 18, 2010 at 12:25 pm
FIRST
Got Brain Damage? | June 18, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Maybe that’s just a really amazing bra.
ieatbabieslol | June 18, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Looks like she completely fucked her lips up.
ieatbabieslol | June 18, 2010 at 1:24 pm
I love this new system. I could be late as fuck and just reply to the first post to make it look like I’m second.
Ann | June 18, 2010 at 1:27 pm
LOL! I am first too!
megan "smashmouth" fox | June 18, 2010 at 1:34 pm
those aren’t implants
THEY’RE VAGINA TRANSPLANTS
2nd | June 18, 2010 at 5:09 pm
2nd
SECOND | June 18, 2010 at 5:15 pm
SECOND!!!
jenna | June 18, 2010 at 12:30 pm
FIRST TIME BEING FIRST!!!!
Oh, and WTF did she do?!
Got Brain Damage? | June 18, 2010 at 2:35 pm
It feels good to be first with you. I’m feeling smart as fuck right now. You?
cmyk | June 18, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Why, God, Why?! She was fine with real tits!
Janice | June 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm
They are her real tits you moron.
Spam | June 18, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Dummy, you can see the implant scars.
paige | June 18, 2010 at 1:48 pm
You’re both twats, she hasnt had real tits in years.
Lain | June 18, 2010 at 6:39 pm
This is true. Her fake tits have been there since forever
Chad | June 20, 2010 at 11:23 am
I agree… she was f@#$*ng gorgeous, why fix what aint broken!
Pander Smirk | June 18, 2010 at 12:31 pm
eh
Mike Walker | June 18, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Check out the enormous skull vein in pic 5.
Poo | June 18, 2010 at 2:16 pm
LOL That’s one serious skull vein, like some crazed manga character!
Got Brain Damage? | June 18, 2010 at 2:56 pm
That’s like a cock vein. Shouldn’t she have to cover that up?
ROUGH? his got an edge! totally. | June 18, 2010 at 12:43 pm
I hope B.A.G. made her get on (Yes, I she was the one who asked him) her knees during the proposal…
FrankNfrtr | June 18, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Anything clothing put on by Ms Fox that covers up the tattos but allows the boobs to fall out is OK by me.
Fluff up your hair some honey……you have what appears to be a receding hairline & your skull looks like a bobble head on top of that scrawny body.
Turd Ferguson | June 18, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Umm. FAIL.
Douchariffic | June 18, 2010 at 12:51 pm
In the other pictures her lips are the same they’ve always been. In the main one she’s just sucking lipstick off her teeth. It’s an awesomely funny picture, but she hasn’t had any work done on her lips.
And she’s been trying to look like Angelina for at least three years now.
MariC38 | June 18, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Check out the pics here…there is no way she didnt inject her lips
http://theskinnywebsite.com/site/2010/04/new-megan-fox-candids-3/
ROUGH? his [sic] got an edge! totally. | June 18, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Wow! Maybe Fish is right! I see she got a giant blood vessel on her forehead too. Although. On the right side of the temple, maybe it will take full transition and move to the middle in a few month…
I wouldn’t check her basement for an Angie shrine, because she doesn’t look insecure to me at all…
Spam | June 18, 2010 at 1:29 pm
True story: She has a Jolie tattoo on her ass.
Randal | June 18, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Megan, you’re looking amazing with each passing day, maturing into a woman that turns heads and causes whiplash in men. Radiant blue eyes and soft kissable lips surrounded by nice brown locks of hair. Angelina could only wish she was as beautiful as you are back in her day.
Randal
Howie | June 18, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Back in her day? Randal you are strange, strange troll.
Christy Exclusive | December 5, 2010 at 6:40 pm
You mean Megan would be wishing to be half beautiful as Angelina is!She copies her all the fucking time! Plus she had all the surgeries in the world to look like this! I was watching some pictures of Megan’s through the years and i count about 5 different noses so stop the natural beauty idiocity! We all know how fake she is! Mila kunis is real and much prettier than her! Plus she played the small jolie at Gia! Angelina Jolie & Mila Kunis forever! The others can just copy! Period!
fornarina | June 18, 2010 at 1:38 pm
did the superficial writer change? cuz he’s no longer funny. sounds like those other gossip sites “try too hard” jokes. i guess the writer changed with the new lay out.
Jizz | June 18, 2010 at 2:19 pm
That’s exactly what I was thinking – I’m sure the slurs used to be more harsh and ‘out there’
BIGGELZWORTH | June 18, 2010 at 1:43 pm
in the quiet words of lil’ wayne, “Don’t u fix Ur lips , unless U ’bout ta suk my dik” lmfao
Poo | June 18, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Indeed, quiet yet noble words.
pimp | June 18, 2010 at 1:51 pm
she needs her asshole sucked on…by me…
Anonymous | June 18, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Can’t wait for this movie to tank. This is her last big budget film. From here on at its a TV series or obscurity. Since she can’t act, I say obscurity.
FrankNfrtr | June 18, 2010 at 2:27 pm
She will always be able to get modeling/video jobs & make appearance at the comic book conventions.
Remember, tens of thousands of young boys have been imprinted with her image as that of the ultimately desirable female. So parents of America, in a few years when your sons start bringing home tattooed, skinny, neurotic women for Thanksgiving, it’s your fault for giving them the $9 to see that stupid movie(s).
Richport's Ghost | June 18, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Those lips were made (enhanced?) for sucking, no two ways about it.
skippy | June 18, 2010 at 2:15 pm
FIRST!!!!!!
Howie | June 18, 2010 at 2:19 pm
How do you remove the stars?
lawdy | June 18, 2010 at 2:35 pm
real tits ??? lol maybe for bozo they’re real …
her & AJ gots the big punkin’ head with the said veins poppin’ out ..
hot man !
yeah the short spindly lergs & plastic tits are REAL hot..
keep tellin us enough times & ramming them down our throats until we believe it ..
but we don’t all like autistic skanks ..
sorry..c ..
i been dying laughing with AJ’s new wig !
ahahaa could it be any heavier ? like a rug to cover that big ‘ol bald head & horizontal ears …ewww lawwwwd ..
these are some ugly humans ..
lawdy | June 18, 2010 at 2:37 pm
ps- fuggin danielle from
realhousewives new joisy has a better bod ‘ than these fugs ..ahaha
classydirtychick | June 18, 2010 at 2:49 pm
her face is beyond plastic now. . it’s so smooth and shiny and symetrical and uninspiring. plastic and dull.
where’s Marion Cotillard when you need her?
badonkadonk | June 18, 2010 at 3:09 pm
This little jizz wrangler always wished she was Angelina Jolie. Now she’s resorted to surgery at only 21. Just run along and live quietly with David Silver already.
Fati87 | June 18, 2010 at 5:08 pm
She’s not 21. And she’s had plastic surgery before.
katie | June 18, 2010 at 11:37 pm
she’s like 24
badonkadonk | June 21, 2010 at 9:51 am
You’re right, she just turned 24 last month. Plenty old enough for surgery now. If she had surgery before, it seemed to not have been something terribly obvious. This, however, is.
Jon | June 18, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Hahahahaha the Jolie comparison.. no wonder I don’t find this girl super attractive like most other guys seem to.
SATAN | June 18, 2010 at 4:38 pm
That first picture is by far the worst picture I’ve ever seen of her. It’s like she has BITTER BEER FACE!!!!!!!!!
Fati87 | June 18, 2010 at 4:45 pm
She even does her hair and make up like Angelina. What a loser… It’s pathetic to want to look like someone.
men lover | June 18, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Yes finally photos of a man on this site! Well in reality this is an ugly man, but I cannot be too choosy. This is a step in the right direction! Keep up the great work on this site fish!!
bar room hero | June 18, 2010 at 9:03 pm
She looks like shite–>
1. Fish Lips…
2. Shitty tattoos: Marilyn Monroe and some nonsense about gilded butterflies on her goddam side….
3. Why would one want to look like Jolie; personally I think she is a clone/ synthetic…something not right about that one…
Sugar | June 18, 2010 at 11:42 pm
I normally like her but these pics are awful. Disturbing when she was really pretty and sexy before.
Mikka | June 18, 2010 at 11:43 pm
no way this girl ! she wont be the next angelina
but is a shame that a rather beautiful girl transform in something odd
and i tell you she is only starting!!
captain america | June 19, 2010 at 12:30 am
…………the cheap version though.
Twinkle | June 19, 2010 at 1:47 am
I agree. She looks so skanky.
Twinkle | June 19, 2010 at 2:11 am
http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Celebrity/25-Amazing-Celebrities-Before-And-After-Plastic-Surgery/MEGAN_PLASTICSURG-6925.html#joomimg
Here’s the proof. She’s completely unrecognizable. She’s like a skanky cyborg now.
Cumquat | June 19, 2010 at 6:10 am
I showed your link to my partner who started singing “Transformers! More than meets the eye…”
Badger Bob | June 19, 2010 at 4:18 am
quack quack says ole’ duck lips
Gando | June 19, 2010 at 4:26 am
How about changing her name into Megalina Folie? We don’t hear much about Angelina Jolie anyway.
Rhialto | June 19, 2010 at 4:28 am
Excellent looking head of hair! Nice shiny hair.
Nero | June 19, 2010 at 5:03 am
*Sweet voice* What brand shampoo does she use?
anonymus | June 19, 2010 at 5:18 am
megan can never achieve Angelina’s level of acting.
her jonah hex acting is horrible. Even worse than a pornstar’s.
Jesse Jane acts better than megan does
Christy Exclusive | December 5, 2010 at 6:45 pm
AHAHAHAH! AND I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TALKING THIS STUFF!
Lauren | June 19, 2010 at 6:19 am
Why Angelina? Ange can act.
Jonny Topside | June 19, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Steve Sanders wishes he could pull the pussy David Silver gets, Dylan could bang that ass though.
Jarvis | June 19, 2010 at 10:24 pm
There are quite a few reports on Twitter and other news sites that Megan Fox might have aborted a black recently… All because it was black.
This would mean not only is she a horrible person, but she’s cheated on Brian Austin Green.
your momma | June 20, 2010 at 11:38 am
oh fishy, she looked like Angie like, 2 years ago. now she looks like, i have no idea but shes gonna end up looking like Tara Reid before long. and whats up with the new layout? you trying to keep up “with the big kids now”?
iloveheidi | June 20, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I actually like Megan Fox, she is cute for the look she represents. Kinda reminds me of Jessica Rabbit in this pic. Megan Fox’s face is way prettier than Angelina Jolie!
redsonja1313 | June 20, 2010 at 2:34 pm
WOW more surgery for her…starting to look a little like a stepford wife or FrankenTitties Montag
Ladida | June 20, 2010 at 7:59 pm
She is sooo gorgeous. I don’t think she’s had any work done, you people would be extremely surprised at the wonders makeup can do, I mean REALLY surprised. Not that she needs much at all, but a makeup artist can do some amazing things with powder and lip gloss. Anyway, even if she did have her lips pumped up a little, I still think she is freaking beautiful!
You idiot | June 20, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Don’t be silly. Have you not compared what she looked like back in the day with how she looks in these pictures now? Just because you love and idolize her doesn’t mean you should defend her. We all know she got her nose/little implants done a long time ago (check out before and after pictures of her nose both face on and as a profile, and her round dumpling far-spaced tits are enough evidence) and now she’s had her lips injected with crap. You’re right about all the make-up, but that’s ON TOP of the augmentations she’s already had. Her make-up artists sure are amazing. She’s got dyed, fake curled hair, drawn on eyebrows, a whole face of make-up, a wardrobe stylist, and lots and lots of money. Of course she’s considered to be the most beautiful girl in the world. She looks good in photoshoots because of her symmetrical face, dark hair, tiny body, forced “sexy” attitude, etc etc. There are so many women out there that are naturally sexy. I don’t think this woman deserves everything she’s gotten. Either way, she’s rich and famous and I’m not.
m. | June 21, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Jolie looks ten times better and she is more than ten years older! Plus it seems that Angie is really nice person now (she and Pitt donate a lot of money to charities), but Megan Fox is well Megan Fox…
Ms. Fox’s face looks a lot like Heidi Montag’s, same shi**y (oh i mean shiny) plastic face.