When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.” - Megan Fox
Yes, Megan Fox. When people roll their eyes as you’re talking it’s because they think you’re too young to be married. You got us. I don’t know how, but you got us. *rolls eyes*
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McFeely Smackup | September 9, 2010 at 1:43 pm
yeah, people can’t grasp that a 24 year old might be married.
I don’t think she’s on the same wavelength as the rest of the world.
Mr. Photoshop Man | September 9, 2010 at 3:46 pm
The sad thing is she ain’t even attractive. I saw what she looked like pre-photoshop, and let me say for the record, it was not a pretty sight!
ham | September 10, 2010 at 5:32 am
you’re assuming the rest of the world has a common wavelength.
dudeatdudedotdude | September 9, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Megan…it could just be…..no one gives a fuck hearing about him….?
dudeatdudedotdude | September 9, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Basically the only thing we wanna hear outta you is that you’re gona pose completely naked already. Time check.. 14’55″
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 10, 2010 at 4:54 am
look at her, she is completely flat, like an ironboard, WHAT do you plan on to see, silly goose?
Bib | September 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm
So is she implying that 16 year olds are old enough to go to bars and drink?
What a skank bag. She is a bag of skank.
rickardo | September 9, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I have a tool we can put in her mouth that will make her stop talking….for at least two minutes.
Jimbo | September 9, 2010 at 1:51 pm
That is a minute and 45 seconds longer than Randal
Crusty | September 9, 2010 at 3:33 pm
The best thing about getting a blowjob from Megan Fox?
The ten minutes of silence.
The Cardinal | September 9, 2010 at 3:52 pm
With her I wouldn’t last 2 minutes
alan | September 9, 2010 at 5:07 pm
showoff.
Deacon Jones | September 9, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Sounds like the same superb insights I used to hear from sorority girls while I quietly thought to myself how much longer I’d have to act interested in what they’re saying before I”m slipping off their panties and hitting it raw.
truth | September 9, 2010 at 3:37 pm
who are you kidding, your are still a virgin.
Deacon Jones | September 9, 2010 at 5:25 pm
I wish. Then your sister wouldnt be sending me texts of her sloppy cunt.
Jimbo | September 9, 2010 at 1:50 pm
No, they roll their eyes because you are a moron. A hot moron. They are wishing you would shut up and blow them….
Drew | September 9, 2010 at 2:17 pm
What Jimbo said. I’m pretty sure even girls wish this.
Nicole | September 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Yup… I would wish this!! :-)
Slappy Magoo | September 9, 2010 at 1:51 pm
I”m not surprised she’s talking. I’m surprised anyone bothers listening
Marcus | September 9, 2010 at 2:06 pm
She’s still married? I thought brian would be tired of her by now…
Savalas | September 9, 2010 at 2:08 pm
That’s great, toots. Now shut up and tongue my balls.
♫ | September 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Fishface, you read my mind with that commentary
Doc Schweinstrudel | September 10, 2010 at 4:56 am
That’s a cool screenname!
goon | September 9, 2010 at 2:15 pm
I don’t know, I just don’t know, but goddamn I wanna be Brian.
Alex | September 9, 2010 at 2:37 pm
I wouldn’t be so sure about that if I were you. The bitch defines ultra-high maintenance. And once you’ve fucked one pretty face, you’ve fucked them all.
ginger | September 9, 2010 at 2:19 pm
She is so smart… S M R T.
Lady Blah Blah | September 9, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I don’t get “skank” from her at all, quite the opposite in fact.
eatme | September 9, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Brian Austin Green is an even bigger dork that Megan Fox. Does everyone remember his rap career? or how they forced him on us, mid series, in Terminator Chronicles, that truly terrible tv show? or his hideous shirts in 90210? Any way you cut it, NO ONE likes Brian Austin Green.
The Listener | September 9, 2010 at 3:26 pm
A bigger dork than Megan Fox? I’d call it a tie; she’s just really hot. The Sarah Connor Chronicles did start to suck near the middle of the series, but I don’t feel Brian was forced on us. His character seemed completely unnecessary to the show. James Cameron might have thought the additional character might add another dimension to the show or more suspense. It didn’t! I liked Brian Austin Green as David in 90210. I didn’t care about his clothes or his rap career.
Hugh Gentry | September 9, 2010 at 2:43 pm
What the fuck is she talking about?!? She’s married to a joke and doesn’t even know it. She’s hot, but fucking delusional.
jumpin_j | September 9, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Two words: club thumb
atotalcad | September 10, 2010 at 9:58 am
Do you think her tug jobs feel different with that weird club thumb?
LD | September 9, 2010 at 2:49 pm
24 and she got herself cut from Transformers 3, a huge franchise, and pretty much ruined her career. The last time she looked hot was with her tatoos covered up bending over in T2. Skin an bones now.
Andriiya | September 9, 2010 at 3:01 pm
No Megan, it’s more like when you’re any age and you say something and no one gives a shit.
douchus | September 9, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Yeah, no one could possibly wrap their heads around a 20-something year old (who, in her case looks like she’s at least 30) being married. That’s sooooo crazy and like, far-fetched.
sasha | September 9, 2010 at 3:31 pm
She’s only 24?
The Listener | September 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Sometimes people exaggerate when they pay someone a compliment saying things like ‘you look too young to be a mother of a child that age’ or ‘you look too young to be married’ but it’s just a compliment.
Another possibility: After talking with her briefly, people figure she must be a teenager because she may not sound like an adult with some of the things she says.
Ray Sist. She already starting to lose some of her hotness to older age. | September 9, 2010 at 3:53 pm
She already starting to lose some of her hotness to older age.
richology | September 9, 2010 at 4:02 pm
muh fucker is wastin time stick the bitch already
anonymous | September 9, 2010 at 4:39 pm
someone should tell her that they aren’t rolling their eyes when she talks about being married. they are rolling their eyes at the shit that generally comes out of her mouth
jt | September 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
what 16 year old orders a martini?
The Only Hetero in this Joint | September 9, 2010 at 6:58 pm
Uhh so if I said I was married to Clay Aiken and the person rolled their eyes it would be because I was too young…?
Uhh…okay….
BTW: I’ll have a dry vodka martini – shaken not stirred – with a white onion and a bag of Fritos…
…and a cowboy hat…
…and a fire truck.
Sean | September 9, 2010 at 7:15 pm
People roll their eyes because you married a douche….not because you are married.
Rough, model of tact | September 9, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Sound like MF needs a couple of girlfriends to yuk and gushes with, not to Elle magazine. And stop tucking under BAG for “protection” it’s not the dark ages…
Jon and Kate plus Hate | September 9, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Megan,
Shut up and go suck your toe thumb in the corner
bitch PLEASE | September 9, 2010 at 10:13 pm
…BITCH PLEASE!!!
sasha | September 9, 2010 at 10:20 pm
24 isnt that young to be married. In some cultures, thats practically middle aged. Now, i got married at 19, thats kinda young to be married. 2 years and still going strong. Love ya baby!
cfvgh | September 9, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Back in the 50s if you werent married by 24 you would be considered an old maid. Bitches these days are too busy trying to hsve careers and shit, and end up lucky if they actually get married at all.
Jovy | September 10, 2010 at 10:19 pm
5 years later you’ll be on your 3rd marriage.
Michael | September 9, 2010 at 10:32 pm
I dunno, BAG’s still relevant. He’s gonna be on “Desperate Housewives” from what I’ve heard.
captain america | September 10, 2010 at 6:16 am
can this whore please SHUT THE FUCK UP?
anonymous | September 10, 2010 at 2:25 pm
totally not rolling their eyes because they think she’s too young to be married. it’s more like surprise in their eyes that she’s still willing to get down on her knees and suck dick for movie roles even though she’s married.
omg | September 11, 2010 at 12:22 am
What she said made absolutely no fucking sense.
E. | September 11, 2010 at 12:23 am
Kudos, Fish. You took the words right outta my mouth.
Dorian Gray | September 11, 2010 at 11:24 am
This chick is sliding off into the sunset of irrelevancy, and the best she can do to try and stem the tide is babble on about her husband?
Sayonara, dear.
NeNe | September 13, 2010 at 10:00 am
They aren’t rolling their eyes at you mentioning your husband. Most people are rolling their eyes, because all Megan is is a hot piece of ass. Hot pieces of ass aren’t supposed to talk. They are just supposed to look pretty, that’s all!
oldmaid | October 23, 2010 at 10:45 am
I don’t think they are rolling their eyes because of your age honey, in fact I think that has nothing to do with their responses. That’s just your paranoia. They are probably just sick and tired of you talking about your love life. If my friends talked about how much in love they were, I’d think of them as naive and probably roll my eyes too. All men suck.