Megan Fox is Still Talking

September 9th, 2010 // 61 Comments

When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.” - Megan Fox

Yes, Megan Fox. When people roll their eyes as you’re talking it’s because they think you’re too young to be married. You got us. I don’t know how, but you got us. *rolls eyes*

Photos: ELLE


  1. yeah, people can’t grasp that a 24 year old might be married.

    I don’t think she’s on the same wavelength as the rest of the world.

    • Mr. Photoshop Man

      The sad thing is she ain’t even attractive. I saw what she looked like pre-photoshop, and let me say for the record, it was not a pretty sight!

    • ham

      you’re assuming the rest of the world has a common wavelength.

  2. Megan…it could just be… one gives a fuck hearing about him….?

  3. Bib

    So is she implying that 16 year olds are old enough to go to bars and drink?

    What a skank bag. She is a bag of skank.

  4. rickardo

    I have a tool we can put in her mouth that will make her stop talking….for at least two minutes.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Sounds like the same superb insights I used to hear from sorority girls while I quietly thought to myself how much longer I’d have to act interested in what they’re saying before I”m slipping off their panties and hitting it raw.

  6. No, they roll their eyes because you are a moron. A hot moron. They are wishing you would shut up and blow them….

  7. Slappy Magoo

    I”m not surprised she’s talking. I’m surprised anyone bothers listening

  8. Marcus

    She’s still married? I thought brian would be tired of her by now…

  9. Savalas

    That’s great, toots. Now shut up and tongue my balls.

  10. Fishface, you read my mind with that commentary

  11. goon

    I don’t know, I just don’t know, but goddamn I wanna be Brian.

    • Alex

      I wouldn’t be so sure about that if I were you. The bitch defines ultra-high maintenance. And once you’ve fucked one pretty face, you’ve fucked them all.

  12. ginger

    She is so smart… S M R T.

  13. Megan Fox in ELLE
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    She got some work done on her face, it looked like plastic, her movies bombed, so she panicked and married the guy. I mean, she was engaged to him before, and then called it off (this is when she a an acting career). Everyone has seen this, shes insecure right now shes marrying her security blanket. If she ever has another hit movie/franchise, byebye Mr. 90210

  14. Lady Blah Blah

    I don’t get “skank” from her at all, quite the opposite in fact.

  15. eatme

    Brian Austin Green is an even bigger dork that Megan Fox. Does everyone remember his rap career? or how they forced him on us, mid series, in Terminator Chronicles, that truly terrible tv show? or his hideous shirts in 90210? Any way you cut it, NO ONE likes Brian Austin Green.

    • A bigger dork than Megan Fox? I’d call it a tie; she’s just really hot. The Sarah Connor Chronicles did start to suck near the middle of the series, but I don’t feel Brian was forced on us. His character seemed completely unnecessary to the show. James Cameron might have thought the additional character might add another dimension to the show or more suspense. It didn’t! I liked Brian Austin Green as David in 90210. I didn’t care about his clothes or his rap career.

  16. Hugh Gentry

    What the fuck is she talking about?!? She’s married to a joke and doesn’t even know it. She’s hot, but fucking delusional.

  17. jumpin_j

    Two words: club thumb

  18. LD

    24 and she got herself cut from Transformers 3, a huge franchise, and pretty much ruined her career. The last time she looked hot was with her tatoos covered up bending over in T2. Skin an bones now.

  19. Andriiya

    No Megan, it’s more like when you’re any age and you say something and no one gives a shit.

  20. douchus

    Yeah, no one could possibly wrap their heads around a 20-something year old (who, in her case looks like she’s at least 30) being married. That’s sooooo crazy and like, far-fetched.

  21. sasha

    She’s only 24?

  22. Sometimes people exaggerate when they pay someone a compliment saying things like ‘you look too young to be a mother of a child that age’ or ‘you look too young to be married’ but it’s just a compliment.

    Another possibility: After talking with her briefly, people figure she must be a teenager because she may not sound like an adult with some of the things she says.

  23. Ray Sist. She already starting to lose some of her hotness to older age.

    She already starting to lose some of her hotness to older age.

  24. muh fucker is wastin time stick the bitch already

  25. anonymous

    someone should tell her that they aren’t rolling their eyes when she talks about being married. they are rolling their eyes at the shit that generally comes out of her mouth

  26. Megan Fox in ELLE
    Commented on this photo:

    Wonder if she swallows?…

  27. jt

    what 16 year old orders a martini?

  28. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    Uhh so if I said I was married to Clay Aiken and the person rolled their eyes it would be because I was too young…?


    BTW: I’ll have a dry vodka martini – shaken not stirred – with a white onion and a bag of Fritos…

    …and a cowboy hat…

    …and a fire truck.

  29. Sean

    People roll their eyes because you married a douche….not because you are married.

  30. Rough, model of tact

    Sound like MF needs a couple of girlfriends to yuk and gushes with, not to Elle magazine. And stop tucking under BAG for “protection” it’s not the dark ages…

  31. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Shut up and go suck your toe thumb in the corner

  32. …BITCH PLEASE!!!

  33. sasha

    24 isnt that young to be married. In some cultures, thats practically middle aged. Now, i got married at 19, thats kinda young to be married. 2 years and still going strong. Love ya baby!

    • cfvgh

      Back in the 50s if you werent married by 24 you would be considered an old maid. Bitches these days are too busy trying to hsve careers and shit, and end up lucky if they actually get married at all.

    • Jovy

      5 years later you’ll be on your 3rd marriage.

  34. Michael

    I dunno, BAG’s still relevant. He’s gonna be on “Desperate Housewives” from what I’ve heard.

  35. captain america

    can this whore please SHUT THE FUCK UP?

  36. anonymous

    totally not rolling their eyes because they think she’s too young to be married. it’s more like surprise in their eyes that she’s still willing to get down on her knees and suck dick for movie roles even though she’s married.

  37. omg

    What she said made absolutely no fucking sense.

  38. E.

    Kudos, Fish. You took the words right outta my mouth.

  39. Megan Fox in ELLE
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    damn. all this time, her hair was just extensions.

  40. Megan Fox in ELLE
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    her belly button looks like an anus and her tattoos are pretty… ugly.

  41. Dorian Gray

    This chick is sliding off into the sunset of irrelevancy, and the best she can do to try and stem the tide is babble on about her husband?

    Sayonara, dear.

  42. NeNe

    They aren’t rolling their eyes at you mentioning your husband. Most people are rolling their eyes, because all Megan is is a hot piece of ass. Hot pieces of ass aren’t supposed to talk. They are just supposed to look pretty, that’s all!

  43. oldmaid

    I don’t think they are rolling their eyes because of your age honey, in fact I think that has nothing to do with their responses. That’s just your paranoia. They are probably just sick and tired of you talking about your love life. If my friends talked about how much in love they were, I’d think of them as naive and probably roll my eyes too. All men suck.

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