When I talk about my husband [Brian Austin Green], I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’ They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.” - Megan Fox
Yes, Megan Fox. When people roll their eyes as you’re talking it’s because they think you’re too young to be married. You got us. I don’t know how, but you got us. *rolls eyes*
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yeah, people can’t grasp that a 24 year old might be married.
I don’t think she’s on the same wavelength as the rest of the world.
The sad thing is she ain’t even attractive. I saw what she looked like pre-photoshop, and let me say for the record, it was not a pretty sight!
you’re assuming the rest of the world has a common wavelength.
Megan…it could just be…..no one gives a fuck hearing about him….?
Basically the only thing we wanna hear outta you is that you’re gona pose completely naked already. Time check.. 14’55″
look at her, she is completely flat, like an ironboard, WHAT do you plan on to see, silly goose?
So is she implying that 16 year olds are old enough to go to bars and drink?
What a skank bag. She is a bag of skank.
I have a tool we can put in her mouth that will make her stop talking….for at least two minutes.
That is a minute and 45 seconds longer than Randal
The best thing about getting a blowjob from Megan Fox?
The ten minutes of silence.
With her I wouldn’t last 2 minutes
showoff.
Sounds like the same superb insights I used to hear from sorority girls while I quietly thought to myself how much longer I’d have to act interested in what they’re saying before I”m slipping off their panties and hitting it raw.
who are you kidding, your are still a virgin.
I wish. Then your sister wouldnt be sending me texts of her sloppy cunt.
No, they roll their eyes because you are a moron. A hot moron. They are wishing you would shut up and blow them….
What Jimbo said. I’m pretty sure even girls wish this.
Yup… I would wish this!! :-)
I”m not surprised she’s talking. I’m surprised anyone bothers listening
She’s still married? I thought brian would be tired of her by now…
That’s great, toots. Now shut up and tongue my balls.
Fishface, you read my mind with that commentary
That’s a cool screenname!
I don’t know, I just don’t know, but goddamn I wanna be Brian.
I wouldn’t be so sure about that if I were you. The bitch defines ultra-high maintenance. And once you’ve fucked one pretty face, you’ve fucked them all.
She is so smart… S M R T.
She got some work done on her face, it looked like plastic, her movies bombed, so she panicked and married the guy. I mean, she was engaged to him before, and then called it off (this is when she a an acting career). Everyone has seen this, shes insecure right now shes marrying her security blanket. If she ever has another hit movie/franchise, byebye Mr. 90210
I don’t get “skank” from her at all, quite the opposite in fact.
Brian Austin Green is an even bigger dork that Megan Fox. Does everyone remember his rap career? or how they forced him on us, mid series, in Terminator Chronicles, that truly terrible tv show? or his hideous shirts in 90210? Any way you cut it, NO ONE likes Brian Austin Green.
A bigger dork than Megan Fox? I’d call it a tie; she’s just really hot. The Sarah Connor Chronicles did start to suck near the middle of the series, but I don’t feel Brian was forced on us. His character seemed completely unnecessary to the show. James Cameron might have thought the additional character might add another dimension to the show or more suspense. It didn’t! I liked Brian Austin Green as David in 90210. I didn’t care about his clothes or his rap career.
What the fuck is she talking about?!? She’s married to a joke and doesn’t even know it. She’s hot, but fucking delusional.
Two words: club thumb
Do you think her tug jobs feel different with that weird club thumb?
24 and she got herself cut from Transformers 3, a huge franchise, and pretty much ruined her career. The last time she looked hot was with her tatoos covered up bending over in T2. Skin an bones now.
No Megan, it’s more like when you’re any age and you say something and no one gives a shit.
Yeah, no one could possibly wrap their heads around a 20-something year old (who, in her case looks like she’s at least 30) being married. That’s sooooo crazy and like, far-fetched.
She’s only 24?
Sometimes people exaggerate when they pay someone a compliment saying things like ‘you look too young to be a mother of a child that age’ or ‘you look too young to be married’ but it’s just a compliment.
Another possibility: After talking with her briefly, people figure she must be a teenager because she may not sound like an adult with some of the things she says.
She already starting to lose some of her hotness to older age.
muh fucker is wastin time stick the bitch already
someone should tell her that they aren’t rolling their eyes when she talks about being married. they are rolling their eyes at the shit that generally comes out of her mouth
Wonder if she swallows?…
what 16 year old orders a martini?
Uhh so if I said I was married to Clay Aiken and the person rolled their eyes it would be because I was too young…?
Uhh…okay….
BTW: I’ll have a dry vodka martini – shaken not stirred – with a white onion and a bag of Fritos…
…and a cowboy hat…
…and a fire truck.
People roll their eyes because you married a douche….not because you are married.
Sound like MF needs a couple of girlfriends to yuk and gushes with, not to Elle magazine. And stop tucking under BAG for “protection” it’s not the dark ages…
Megan,
Shut up and go suck your toe thumb in the corner
…BITCH PLEASE!!!
24 isnt that young to be married. In some cultures, thats practically middle aged. Now, i got married at 19, thats kinda young to be married. 2 years and still going strong. Love ya baby!
Back in the 50s if you werent married by 24 you would be considered an old maid. Bitches these days are too busy trying to hsve careers and shit, and end up lucky if they actually get married at all.
5 years later you’ll be on your 3rd marriage.
I dunno, BAG’s still relevant. He’s gonna be on “Desperate Housewives” from what I’ve heard.
can this whore please SHUT THE FUCK UP?
totally not rolling their eyes because they think she’s too young to be married. it’s more like surprise in their eyes that she’s still willing to get down on her knees and suck dick for movie roles even though she’s married.
What she said made absolutely no fucking sense.
Kudos, Fish. You took the words right outta my mouth.
damn. all this time, her hair was just extensions.
her belly button looks like an anus and her tattoos are pretty… ugly.
This chick is sliding off into the sunset of irrelevancy, and the best she can do to try and stem the tide is babble on about her husband?
Sayonara, dear.
They aren’t rolling their eyes at you mentioning your husband. Most people are rolling their eyes, because all Megan is is a hot piece of ass. Hot pieces of ass aren’t supposed to talk. They are just supposed to look pretty, that’s all!
I don’t think they are rolling their eyes because of your age honey, in fact I think that has nothing to do with their responses. That’s just your paranoia. They are probably just sick and tired of you talking about your love life. If my friends talked about how much in love they were, I’d think of them as naive and probably roll my eyes too. All men suck.