Megan Fox is Married

June 28th, 2010 // 91 Comments

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were reportedly married “late last week” at the Four Seasons in Hawaii, according to TMZ. My advice to the lucky groom: Try not to think about the fact she married you immediately after bombing another movie. There’s no way that has anything do with anything, safety net.

Brian! I mean, Brian.

Photos: INFdaily, GSI Media, Splash News


  1. McFeely Smackup

    Safety net? Brian Austin Greene wouldn’t qualify as a safety net for a Starbucks barrista, no less an actress who has appeared in movies with a combined box office near $1billion. Brian is a tv actor who struggles to get people to remember he’s still alive.

    Megan fox may be batshit crazy and not able to act her way out of a wet paper bag, but suggesting she’d marry a loser like Greene for money is absolutely moronic.

  2. Stephen

    She turned out to be just an average looking chick compared to the magic that was worked on her when she was in transformers. props to the makeup girl.

    On top of her revealing her averageness, she with brian austin green who is a complete tool.

    her hollywood shelf life is reducing by the minute.

    i gota admit when i saw her in transformers i was pretty amazed.

  3. Slig

    Really really why not tall me cuz i want come and eating food and drink why why

  4. Kaz

    Hi megan ur cool and good personality , god bless you and new family

  5. Crystal
    Commented on this photo:

    she is so annoying but she looks amazing u can’t deny her of that. To D, why would u say she is fat and disgusting, u must be so insecure in ur own skin.

  6. Jay

    No no God dammit no!

  7. julie
    Commented on this photo:

    If I wasnt in a relationship with the man of my dreams she would def be next in line! Shes hot

  8. Ara
    Commented on this photo:

    Wood? Hardwood, like a fracking 2 by 2 mahogany.

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