Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were reportedly married “late last week” at the Four Seasons in Hawaii, according to TMZ. My advice to the lucky groom: Try not to think about the fact she married you immediately after bombing another movie. There’s no way that has anything do with anything, safety net.
Brian! I mean, Brian.
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camparito | June 28, 2010 at 10:59 pm
first!
Randal | June 28, 2010 at 11:24 pm
A congratulations is certainly in order!
Megan, you have gone through so many ups and downs not only in your professional career but also in your personal life and it’s great that you’ve taken the time to tame the beast of love.
You stepped it up and made Transformers what it is today and may you continue to find such success with the man who has captured your heart!
To Brian and you, may this be the first step in many more enjoyable steps to come.
Randal
Blech | June 28, 2010 at 11:53 pm
“… tame the beast of love”!
Hah ha ha ha ha ha…
August Teen | June 29, 2010 at 12:53 am
Randal, you’re aware that she’s 24, brain-dead, covered in dumb tats, and unable to act? You also don’t actually know her–you’re just a shill.
theweirdkidinthecorner | June 29, 2010 at 6:28 am
Randal, you are a riot.
ugottabekidding | June 29, 2010 at 8:02 am
Seriously? She made Transformers what it is today? Well, thanks for clearing that up, cuz silly me thought the kick ass special effects did that.
Honestly, who gives a shit that Megan Cox and David Silver got married? A show of hands please.
arealcad | June 29, 2010 at 8:55 am
Randal’s comments are dripping in sarcasm and irony.
A careful reading of his little bon mots holds the intended subject up to withering ridicule and mocking contempt masked as a complement.
And isn’t that why we are here and read this stuff?
Get Real | June 29, 2010 at 10:19 am
Randal does not practice sarcasm or irony he speaks in sucrose-poetics. He puddles saliva over everyone from unHolywood no matter how worthless and immoral. Don’t misinterpret shadows as solids, simpleton.
Good for Megan. If she loves him, may it last.
So | June 29, 2010 at 10:21 am
haha August teen is a fucking idiot
Elle | June 29, 2010 at 10:42 am
Half of you are dumb, he’s just being ironic. Don’t take him seriously…wow, you people can’t even read right.
ugottabekidding | June 29, 2010 at 11:48 am
Yikes Elle. You might wanna get yourself a prescription and relax a bit. No need for such hostility. Nobody insulted Randal personally. Is he related to you or something??? It’s nothing but love here. lol
Alex | June 29, 2010 at 12:47 pm
I dislike this chick just as much as the next female/gay man, but come on! Safety net? Brian? She could buy his ass 100x over. She’s made 25 million (and counting) from just the Hasbro figure and gaming royalties. Don’t kid yourself. That along with salaries from the Transformers franchise and royalties from DVD sales, in addition to Jonah Hex, Passion Play (post-prod), The Crossing (curr prod) and Fathom (pre-prod), she’s worth at the very least 50 million, right now. If she has a good agent, investment team and accountant, in the next few years, she could easily eclipse 100 million. Like I said, I dislike her as she’s very annoying and full of herself. But, let’s call a spade a spade, here.
mensa | June 29, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Randal is the most dedicated troll I have seen on any website. Kudos.
ryry | June 28, 2010 at 11:02 pm
and the dumb bitch gets even dumber.
FrankNfrtr | June 28, 2010 at 11:06 pm
For real? I have my doubts.
Good luck with that. Those krazy kids.
I don’t think the bridegroom cares whether he’s being used as a safety net or not. The main thing is that he’s being used at all & he likes it.
Where are they registered? Let’s send a little something.
Mike | June 28, 2010 at 11:16 pm
Son of a bitch…
androo | June 28, 2010 at 11:27 pm
NOOOOoooo!
meh oh well
Cash | June 28, 2010 at 11:28 pm
Great timing… about 12 seconds after this hooch stopped being relevant. Wonder how bruised BAG’s ego is, seeing how she waited until her career hit skid row before finally saying yes.
Marcus | June 28, 2010 at 11:44 pm
Good for him, now they can have sex now !!!
Blech | June 28, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Congrats, but her lips still look awful. So awful.
captain america | June 28, 2010 at 11:54 pm
………….but the “ANUS-LOOK” is still there.
Gen | June 29, 2010 at 12:45 am
Yea, also after her latest batch of plastic surgery started making her look less hot.
Nameless | June 29, 2010 at 2:46 am
Totally agree. I think around fall of last year Megan got cheek implants and did something to her forehead.
I noticed it way back when.
zoologiko | June 29, 2010 at 1:05 am
megan fox is plastic surgery
megan fox is not angelina jolie
Anon | June 29, 2010 at 1:20 am
Like Angelina Jolie hasn’t been under the knife? You can’t be an actress in Hollywood without plastic surgery and extreme starvation.
Even Disney buys all their little tween princesses boob-jobs right before they hit 18 and get kicked out.
D | June 29, 2010 at 2:51 am
She looks like complete and total shit. Forehead, cheeks, now lips, and lack of food. She stated herself that she “could go a week without eating” – didnt she?
Gene | June 29, 2010 at 2:57 am
That poor poor bastich. Better for him were he gay and just married for appearances sake. HEY! Wait a minute………!
Darth | June 29, 2010 at 3:37 am
Well,well,that’s good for them! Congrats to the newlyweds!
Jack Mykokov | June 29, 2010 at 3:40 am
I hope they both die. Pieces of shit.
FrouFrou | June 29, 2010 at 6:31 am
LOL!
Rhialto | June 29, 2010 at 3:52 am
Her model career is going well and maybe it’s Johnny Depp who’s gonna save her acting career (just as Angelina).Perhaps the marriage is gonna change her.Congrats!
Nero | June 29, 2010 at 4:07 am
Small chance the newlyweds do read these comments.They’re probably f*cking like rabbits right now.
bimbamboing | June 29, 2010 at 4:46 am
It’s gonna take her a numerous amount of Clorox wipes.But how about Mickey Rourke saving her acting career?
ClassyDirtyChick | June 29, 2010 at 5:15 am
She just gets more and more boring!
She had an exquisite face and she’s ruined it!!!!!!! looks tight, glassy, and pumped up now.
stupid girl.
anonym | June 29, 2010 at 5:31 am
that picture of her in the red dress looks nasty….. too much plastic surgery
Mama Pinkus | June 29, 2010 at 6:41 am
Ms. Fox is apparently emulating Octomon in emulating Angelina Jolie; like Octomom, she is looking ridiculous
Gando | June 29, 2010 at 7:26 am
Congrats to them both! Now she’s married she can fully focus on her career!
bimbamboing | June 29, 2010 at 7:33 am
I hope for her that Brian Austin Green knows how to wipe off dust and dirt?!
starmaker | June 29, 2010 at 8:17 am
He did reach out his helping hand with marrying her,intentional to pull her up to the highest level of acting.
cellphone | June 29, 2010 at 8:38 am
Next to Brangelina,they will be another glamourous acting couple named Megbrian.
starmaker | June 29, 2010 at 8:50 am
Soon they will be on top of Hollywood’s food chain.Michael Bay will sink to his knees,begging her for forgiveness.
Nero | June 29, 2010 at 8:59 am
Are they gonna swing with the Brangelina couple?!
starmaker | June 29, 2010 at 9:15 am
They will swing like the swing in a playgarden.
Jack Mehoff | June 29, 2010 at 7:29 am
She’s is a hot piece of ass….. I hope the are into swinging.
Mr. Nice Guy | June 29, 2010 at 11:25 am
She said she only had sex with BAG and one other dude. Not a swinger, not even very sexy.
Kelly | June 29, 2010 at 7:55 am
Megan Fox was the one hot chick who didn’t need a single bit of plastic surgery and then she goes and messes her face up. Unbelievable. These Hollywood bitches are crazy.
Apple | June 29, 2010 at 9:04 am
She used to be so cute when she was younger. In the first Transformers she looked great, but now, she really has not aged well at all. In ten years, she’s going to look like the wicked witch of the west.
Fati87 | June 29, 2010 at 10:54 am
Aged? She is 24, fucktard. What the hell is happening to the world? 20 something year olds are considered old now? Soon you will be oggling 10 year olds and calling them hot. You are already on the right track with Miley Sirus. America is sick.
Mr. Nice Guy | June 29, 2010 at 11:29 am
Fati87 you need to read the comment better. Apple was saying 24 should still be entering her prime. MF is not aging well. She looks far worse than Heidi Montag.
Id | June 29, 2010 at 9:17 am
Randal, please get your own site. You are a genius.
The Ghost in Mrs. Muir | June 29, 2010 at 9:20 am
That two-timing bitch!
Oh well, B.A.G. has gotten his last blowjob. Fool!
In that first picture she looks like Daffy Duck. Or maybe it’s just me.
Elliot Steinbergman | June 29, 2010 at 9:22 am
If I married her, first thing I would do is put her in that corset outfit, do a line of blow, throw her over the back of a couch, and pound away with Jimi Hendrix blasting.
The I’d have her make me a sandwich.
Elliot Steinbergman | June 29, 2010 at 9:23 am
Then I’d sure her ass for breach of contract because I’m a JEWWWWWWW!!!
Deacon Jones | June 29, 2010 at 9:24 am
And then I’d remember to properly fill out the name category
Randal | June 29, 2010 at 9:58 am
Sex tape.
Ted from LA | June 30, 2010 at 2:14 pm
warning **** fake randal alert – wanna be nothing more!
So | June 29, 2010 at 10:20 am
pampered little suburban chick
Georgeo | June 29, 2010 at 10:38 am
She is fat now.
Fati87 | June 29, 2010 at 10:51 am
Brian Austin Green is hot.
Gen | June 29, 2010 at 6:52 pm
yup
AtomicMug | June 29, 2010 at 11:06 am
You don’t MARRY Megan Fox; you bang her. Sigh, when are these guys gonna learn? I don’t really care, because Greene comes off like a classic LA douchebag, but if this wedding was real, his life just became a living Hell.
Never…..get…..married. You’ve been warned.
Randal | June 29, 2010 at 11:20 am
i’ll have you know that a sophisticated woman such as megan is not for everyone .
no. this is a thinking mans woman ..
a woman who one can discuss metaphysics & quantum theory …
she will have a wondrous life in her new marriage & she certainly deserves it after all the hard work & years of education to be where she is .
Galtacticus | June 29, 2010 at 11:55 am
Are they married?! Damn! Why am i always the last to know!
grim reaper | June 29, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Tell me something.
Boogeyman King Dong | June 29, 2010 at 11:59 am
Whut?! Since when did this whitey tie the knot?!
misterfister | June 29, 2010 at 12:07 pm
OK, Brian Austin Greene is officially in Scott Baio/David Spade territory for nailing chicks that are completely out of their league. BAG was married to Vannessa Marcil before this. That is fucking unbelievable. If I met him I would ask to smell his fingers.
bar room hero | June 29, 2010 at 1:20 pm
She has fucked herself up with the surgery…very close to looking like Jocelyn Wildstein…scary.
slag.
McFeely Smackup | June 29, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Safety net? Brian Austin Greene wouldn’t qualify as a safety net for a Starbucks barrista, no less an actress who has appeared in movies with a combined box office near $1billion. Brian is a tv actor who struggles to get people to remember he’s still alive.
Megan fox may be batshit crazy and not able to act her way out of a wet paper bag, but suggesting she’d marry a loser like Greene for money is absolutely moronic.
Stephen | June 29, 2010 at 3:24 pm
She turned out to be just an average looking chick compared to the magic that was worked on her when she was in transformers. props to the makeup girl.
On top of her revealing her averageness, she with brian austin green who is a complete tool.
her hollywood shelf life is reducing by the minute.
i gota admit when i saw her in transformers i was pretty amazed.
Slig | July 3, 2010 at 11:33 am
Really really why not tall me cuz i want come and eating food and drink why why
Kaz | July 3, 2010 at 11:38 am
Hi megan ur cool and good personality , god bless you and new family
Jay | July 13, 2010 at 7:19 pm
No no God dammit no!