Megan Fox is Married

June 28th, 2010 // 91 Comments

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were reportedly married “late last week” at the Four Seasons in Hawaii, according to TMZ. My advice to the lucky groom: Try not to think about the fact she married you immediately after bombing another movie. There’s no way that has anything do with anything, safety net.

Brian! I mean, Brian.

Photos: INFdaily, GSI Media, Splash News

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  1. camparito

    first!

    • A congratulations is certainly in order!

      Megan, you have gone through so many ups and downs not only in your professional career but also in your personal life and it’s great that you’ve taken the time to tame the beast of love.

      You stepped it up and made Transformers what it is today and may you continue to find such success with the man who has captured your heart!

      To Brian and you, may this be the first step in many more enjoyable steps to come.

      Randal

      • Blech

        “… tame the beast of love”!

        Hah ha ha ha ha ha…

      • August Teen

        Randal, you’re aware that she’s 24, brain-dead, covered in dumb tats, and unable to act? You also don’t actually know her–you’re just a shill.

      • theweirdkidinthecorner

        Randal, you are a riot.

      • Seriously? She made Transformers what it is today? Well, thanks for clearing that up, cuz silly me thought the kick ass special effects did that.

        Honestly, who gives a shit that Megan Cox and David Silver got married? A show of hands please.

      • Randal’s comments are dripping in sarcasm and irony.
        A careful reading of his little bon mots holds the intended subject up to withering ridicule and mocking contempt masked as a complement.

        And isn’t that why we are here and read this stuff?

      • Get Real

        Randal does not practice sarcasm or irony he speaks in sucrose-poetics. He puddles saliva over everyone from unHolywood no matter how worthless and immoral. Don’t misinterpret shadows as solids, simpleton.
        Good for Megan. If she loves him, may it last.

      • So

        haha August teen is a fucking idiot

      • Elle

        Half of you are dumb, he’s just being ironic. Don’t take him seriously…wow, you people can’t even read right.

      • Yikes Elle. You might wanna get yourself a prescription and relax a bit. No need for such hostility. Nobody insulted Randal personally. Is he related to you or something??? It’s nothing but love here. lol

      • Alex

        I dislike this chick just as much as the next female/gay man, but come on! Safety net? Brian? She could buy his ass 100x over. She’s made 25 million (and counting) from just the Hasbro figure and gaming royalties. Don’t kid yourself. That along with salaries from the Transformers franchise and royalties from DVD sales, in addition to Jonah Hex, Passion Play (post-prod), The Crossing (curr prod) and Fathom (pre-prod), she’s worth at the very least 50 million, right now. If she has a good agent, investment team and accountant, in the next few years, she could easily eclipse 100 million. Like I said, I dislike her as she’s very annoying and full of herself. But, let’s call a spade a spade, here.

      • mensa

        Randal is the most dedicated troll I have seen on any website. Kudos.

  2. ryry

    and the dumb bitch gets even dumber.

  3. For real? I have my doubts.
    Good luck with that. Those krazy kids.
    I don’t think the bridegroom cares whether he’s being used as a safety net or not. The main thing is that he’s being used at all & he likes it.
    Where are they registered? Let’s send a little something.

  4. Hugh Gentry
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    what’s the over under on them? No way they make it to 1 year.

  5. Mike

    Son of a bitch…

  6. Eva
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    I can’t wait to see what Randal has to say to the newlyweds!

  7. Commented on this photo:

    Gawd Megan looks so good here. So cute & strangely wholesome. It must be because all trash tats are out of view at this angle.
    So this is the guy eh? I’m not familiar with any of his work. He looks like my Goodyear mechanic. Not that my Goodyear mechanic looks subhuman but……
    Perhaps he makes her very very happy.

  8. androo

    NOOOOoooo!

    meh oh well

  9. Great timing… about 12 seconds after this hooch stopped being relevant. Wonder how bruised BAG’s ego is, seeing how she waited until her career hit skid row before finally saying yes.

  10. Marcus

    Good for him, now they can have sex now !!!

  11. Blech

    Congrats, but her lips still look awful. So awful.

  12. captain america

    ………….but the “ANUS-LOOK” is still there.

  13. Kim Kardashian
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    Megan is beautiful… the plastic surgery has done her good! But come check out my official site, guys! Leave me comments! Thanks I love you all. xoxo Kim

  14. name
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    I wanna make her even skinnier by tightening it more. She’s dumb.

  15. justin
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    tie it tighter? you’re dum

  16. sally
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    You’re both fuctarts. I like Megan.

  17. Gen

    Yea, also after her latest batch of plastic surgery started making her look less hot.

    • Nameless

      Totally agree. I think around fall of last year Megan got cheek implants and did something to her forehead.

      I noticed it way back when.

  18. megan fox is plastic surgery
    megan fox is not angelina jolie

    • Anon

      Like Angelina Jolie hasn’t been under the knife? You can’t be an actress in Hollywood without plastic surgery and extreme starvation.

      Even Disney buys all their little tween princesses boob-jobs right before they hit 18 and get kicked out.

  19. NOOOOOO
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    NOOOOOO!!!!!!

  20. NOOOOOO
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    oh, and first.

  21. booboo
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    FIRST!

  22. D

    She looks like complete and total shit. Forehead, cheeks, now lips, and lack of food. She stated herself that she “could go a week without eating” – didnt she?

  23. Gene

    That poor poor bastich. Better for him were he gay and just married for appearances sake. HEY! Wait a minute………!

  24. Darth

    Well,well,that’s good for them! Congrats to the newlyweds!

  25. Jack Mykokov

    I hope they both die. Pieces of shit.

  26. Rhialto

    Her model career is going well and maybe it’s Johnny Depp who’s gonna save her acting career (just as Angelina).Perhaps the marriage is gonna change her.Congrats!

    • Nero

      Small chance the newlyweds do read these comments.They’re probably f*cking like rabbits right now.

      • bimbamboing

        It’s gonna take her a numerous amount of Clorox wipes.But how about Mickey Rourke saving her acting career?

  27. Bernard
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    Got Wood?

  28. She just gets more and more boring!

    She had an exquisite face and she’s ruined it!!!!!!! looks tight, glassy, and pumped up now.

    stupid girl.

  29. anonym

    that picture of her in the red dress looks nasty….. too much plastic surgery

  30. Mama Pinkus

    Ms. Fox is apparently emulating Octomon in emulating Angelina Jolie; like Octomom, she is looking ridiculous

  31. Gando

    Congrats to them both! Now she’s married she can fully focus on her career!

  32. Jack Mehoff

    She’s is a hot piece of ass….. I hope the are into swinging.

  33. Kelly

    Megan Fox was the one hot chick who didn’t need a single bit of plastic surgery and then she goes and messes her face up. Unbelievable. These Hollywood bitches are crazy.

  34. Apple

    She used to be so cute when she was younger. In the first Transformers she looked great, but now, she really has not aged well at all. In ten years, she’s going to look like the wicked witch of the west.

    • Fati87

      Aged? She is 24, fucktard. What the hell is happening to the world? 20 something year olds are considered old now? Soon you will be oggling 10 year olds and calling them hot. You are already on the right track with Miley Sirus. America is sick.

      • Mr. Nice Guy

        Fati87 you need to read the comment better. Apple was saying 24 should still be entering her prime. MF is not aging well. She looks far worse than Heidi Montag.

  35. Id

    Randal, please get your own site. You are a genius.

  36. The Ghost in Mrs. Muir

    That two-timing bitch!

    Oh well, B.A.G. has gotten his last blowjob. Fool!

    In that first picture she looks like Daffy Duck. Or maybe it’s just me.

  37. Elliot Steinbergman

    If I married her, first thing I would do is put her in that corset outfit, do a line of blow, throw her over the back of a couch, and pound away with Jimi Hendrix blasting.

    The I’d have her make me a sandwich.

  38. Commented on this photo:

    Le Trout Pout Extraordinaire!

  39. joho777
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    I’m surprised that Megan Fox got married so soon.

    She still needs more surgical work before she looks like Angelina Jolie. I thought she was going to have the rest of her body done? What happened?

    When do you think she will begin to learn to act? Never?

  40. So

    pampered little suburban chick

  41. Georgeo

    She is fat now.

  42. Fati87

    Brian Austin Green is hot.

  43. AtomicMug

    You don’t MARRY Megan Fox; you bang her. Sigh, when are these guys gonna learn? I don’t really care, because Greene comes off like a classic LA douchebag, but if this wedding was real, his life just became a living Hell.

    Never…..get…..married. You’ve been warned.

  44. Randal

    i’ll have you know that a sophisticated woman such as megan is not for everyone .
    no. this is a thinking mans woman ..
    a woman who one can discuss metaphysics & quantum theory …
    she will have a wondrous life in her new marriage & she certainly deserves it after all the hard work & years of education to be where she is .

  45. Galtacticus

    Are they married?! Damn! Why am i always the last to know!

  46. Boogeyman King Dong

    Whut?! Since when did this whitey tie the knot?!

  47. misterfister

    OK, Brian Austin Greene is officially in Scott Baio/David Spade territory for nailing chicks that are completely out of their league. BAG was married to Vannessa Marcil before this. That is fucking unbelievable. If I met him I would ask to smell his fingers.

  48. tim
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    would still be the most beautiful chick alive if it weren’t for those puffy, plumped cheeks.

  49. bar room hero

    She has fucked herself up with the surgery…very close to looking like Jocelyn Wildstein…scary.

    slag.

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