Armani has released their Fall/Winter 2010-2011 ad featuring Megan Fox (above) which will be plastered all over billboards in New York, Japan and Milan next month, according to the LA Times. I’ve also added Megan’s previous Armani campaign because- wait. Why the hell am I explaining posting pics of Megan Fox in her underwear? That’s like rationalizing why the sun shines. Or Mel Gibson denies the Holocaust. Some things just are.
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memem | June 17, 2010 at 1:30 pm
First mother truckers!!!
xuc | June 17, 2010 at 1:30 pm
So average.
bob | June 17, 2010 at 1:31 pm
First motherfucker bitches
bob | June 17, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bob | June 17, 2010 at 1:32 pm
fuck MEMEM and fuck XUC
bob | June 17, 2010 at 2:09 pm
I’m gay.
memem | June 17, 2010 at 1:32 pm
damn bob, you suck
meh | June 17, 2010 at 1:32 pm
yawn
boring | June 17, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Average-photoshopped-boring
hellokittylover | June 17, 2010 at 1:39 pm
She looks gorgeous. She also doesn’t look skinny like people make her out to be..she just looks slim and toned. love her tattoos too.
Gen | June 17, 2010 at 2:40 pm
They add curves with Photoshop. They do it with Miranda Kerr too. Not that I’m against skinny girls, but that would be why she “doesn’t look skinny” here. Also, who knows when these pictures were taken. She may have lost more weight since then.
Cash | June 17, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Fuck you, Miranda Kerr is a’ naturale! (Curls into fetal position) She’s all woman… she’s all woman… she’s all woman…
nikkyraney | June 17, 2010 at 11:21 pm
nnooo mirandra kerr gets photoshopped so much in the victoria’s secret catalog
memem | June 17, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I will never understand the people that say she is average. I am surrounded by average girls. By definition they are everywhere. And I don’t see any that look like megan fox. She is outrageously sexy. Yes, she has bad tattoos, and is in danger of ruining her good looks with plastic surgery, but at this point she is still bangin’
Deacon Jones | June 17, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I agree. Saying the women at my work are “average” would be a compliment. If someone like her walked into my office, I would agressively rape her in the server room without a moment’s hesitation.
Rush | June 17, 2010 at 3:59 pm
over the fucking line, dude.
your momma | June 20, 2010 at 11:47 am
i think we need to tell the police about deacon jones here!
Shari Weston | January 23, 2011 at 10:30 pm
Oh? Really? You think RAPE is OK you low-life scum? Hopefully you don’t have kids or you’d probably violate them too! You should have your dick severed with a blow torch…
slap | June 17, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Asshole watch your mouth.
Jack Armstrong "The All-American Boy" | June 18, 2010 at 12:23 am
I agree whole-heartedly. Even the parts about the tats, plastic surgery, etc. And that lingerie looks smashing on her.
In fact the only place it would look better is on my bedroom floor!
Mike | June 18, 2010 at 3:17 am
She’s quite pretty when she wears lighter makeup.
http://artbikerworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/megan-fox-juno-premiere-01-preview.jpg
FrankNfrtr | June 17, 2010 at 2:17 pm
B&W is always best for hiding the pimples…..just ask Madonna.
Of course she made that declaration before the invention of PhotoShop.
I like Megan the model so much better than Megan the crazy “actress”.
Rhialto | June 17, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Excellent curves,we can’t complain about that.
Cash | June 17, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I see she’s modeling the new “Please… someone validate my pathetic existence” line from Victoria Secret.
The Truth | June 17, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Damn her torso is dumb ass long, probably some kind of a weiner dog mix. Those dogs were breed by Nazi’s
foofoo | June 17, 2010 at 3:35 pm
it’s not her torso which is long, it’s her leg which are short
its me fuckers | June 17, 2010 at 9:37 pm
and her thumbs.
I can’t get over ppl who don’t think she is fuckin hot! Christ, I’m a woman and think she is hot as hell (until she opens her mouth). Okay, lets ask this question: Who would you rather see in a bra and panties? Megan Fox or “Snookie”?
What I’d like to know is what kind of makeup they use on Snookie to cover the round bruises on her from people poking at her with a 10 ft pole.
ya no | June 18, 2010 at 12:12 am
No, it’s her hair that’s reeeeaally loooong… lol
Amy | June 20, 2010 at 11:49 am
its because they did major airbrushing on it. you see candids of her she has a 6pack. i dunno why they felt the need to airbrish her but there you go.
Jelly Hater | June 17, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Why can’t they photo shop her freaky thumbs? And the Marilyn Monroe tat has a better looking face than Megzie.
fetusmcnuggets | June 17, 2010 at 3:27 pm
her body type is the same as mine … i dont understand her fame
depends on where u live … if u live in the states and ur not seeing any pretty average chicks around you …. well…. thats cuz u live in thes states
succkkkkkkkkers
meh | June 17, 2010 at 5:04 pm
you make zero sense
Jelly Hater | June 17, 2010 at 5:05 pm
But lots of dollars I presume.
Lulu | June 17, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Are we not over this bitch yet? Also why does she always stand turning her arm around so people can see that shit cheap tattoo?! Don’t be proud of that crap thing!
Ron Burgandy's BallSack | June 17, 2010 at 5:10 pm
I’m sure those wacky Japanese will start trying to Bukkake all over her billboards.
loli | June 17, 2010 at 5:17 pm
yawn. next.
Eric | June 17, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Some women will call her too skinny, but these are just envious fat women. I’d split this chick like a piece of firewood. She is HOT!
Amy | June 20, 2010 at 11:50 am
no eric, i would split YOU like a piece of firewood. i think you’d like my 18inch “deep throbber” :D
joey | June 17, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Still no ass boring
oy | June 17, 2010 at 6:08 pm
stay relevant stay relevant stay relevant
bar room hero | June 17, 2010 at 6:14 pm
slag.
SATAN | June 17, 2010 at 6:39 pm
This chick is such an awesome combination of classic beauty and hot slut, but even I cannot get over that classless, tacky Marilyn Monroe tattoo. It sticks out worse than Kelly Ripa’s navel-penis.
bar room hero | June 17, 2010 at 8:15 pm
the tats are shitty. MM and the one about some gilded butterfly nonsense.
memem | June 17, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Butterface!
OHmysorry | June 17, 2010 at 9:50 pm
she is so beautiful …..
captain america | June 17, 2010 at 11:05 pm
this is an ANTI-WOMEN’s BODY!!(skinny)
including those sickmaking TATTOOS!!
Maddy | June 18, 2010 at 12:39 am
I wish people would stop getting so hung up on slender women being not ‘real’ or not ‘womanly’ enough. What about skinny men who, due to genetics, cannot put on bulk? Are they not ‘real’ or ‘manly’ either? What about the men who take steroids to bulk up and put on unnatural amounts of muscle? No one is accusing them of not being masculine enough.
nikkyraney | June 17, 2010 at 11:20 pm
her shoulders are so much wider than the rest of her body. either photoshop made mistakes or she has some messed up proportions
malabala | June 17, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Naturally beautiful, which is why it’s a pity she didn’t let her natural face rocket her into fame. As for these and the bikini pics the other day, she’s been looking duckier and duckier lately — she’d better slow down on the lip injections because at this rate she’s going to look like a freak show in ten years.
Stephanie | June 17, 2010 at 11:28 pm
Because everyone loves photoshopped abs. Eh..It’s not the brains people pay for..so what can we really say? *spanks fish for even knowing who Carrie Bradshaw is..let alone that she is obsessed with shoes!!* wtf.
Fati87 | June 17, 2010 at 11:39 pm
She is too skinny… And overall, I really don’t think that all the fuss over her alleged hotness is justified. Sure she is attractive, but nothing extraordinary.. Well, in my taste anyways.
Sigma Pi Ass-Paddlers | June 18, 2010 at 10:30 am
UR fucken crazy bro! U must be an total fag to think shes not hot! I bet you dont even like beer and pussie, what a homo! you probably couldn’t not never even get a sweat piece of ass like her you’re just pissed because yuou can’t hahahahaha! yeah that’s must be it hahahahaha! You are stupiod and gay, you fagging gaylord join a frat and be a man!!!!!!1!
Sigma Pi Ass-Paddlers | June 18, 2010 at 10:31 am
*stupid
Maddy | June 18, 2010 at 12:31 am
Her stomach looks terribly photoshopped. Her navel has odd placement and they’ve definitely taken a huge chunk out of her thigh. Yawn.
Fuckston | June 18, 2010 at 12:58 am
Generous shoop job wasn’t generous enough. Fox still looks like a typical, plastic piece of Hollywood gutter slop and that Marilyn tattoo is one of the most ridiculous eyesores I’ve ever seen on a girl.
tc | June 18, 2010 at 3:02 am
Interesting bulgy pudenda.
Eggscutter | June 18, 2010 at 4:54 am
Why she isn’t topless at least?
Darth | June 18, 2010 at 8:25 am
Damn! My gaze followed her curves and ended up trapped in the corners of my screen!
Nero | June 18, 2010 at 8:37 am
*Sweet voice* Who is this ravishing creature?!
Bunny | June 18, 2010 at 10:43 am
She’s absolutely fucking gorgeous! I love her looks kinda like CZJ a little in the face.
Mr. Nice Guy | June 18, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Boring, Bay kicked her to the curb in time!