Megan Fox is in a Bikini Again

December 20th, 2010 // 224 Comments

Not unlike the star heralding the arrival of the Christ-child (I have no clue what I’m saying.), Megan Fox appeared in Hawaii over the weekend where she, too, brought great tidings of comfort and joy. — To anyone who’s ever said she has implants. Because not only are they about to burst through her skin like goddamn Aliens, Megan Fox is probably gonna lose another pound swimming allowing everyone to catch the serial number.

Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Me and my drum…

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. Megan Fox Bikini
    stench orifice
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    You people truly disgust me. Megan Fox is a TEN. Her body is PERFECT. Any honest person with working eyeballs would concur. To type anything different and suggest that she is too thin or too this or that is based on you being insane and you being a hugely blubberized, refrigerator demolishing, food gulping, extremely obese, fish eating orca whale. Now for someone who is perfectly sane like me it is plain to see that Megan could blast poofs of colon stink nonstop directly into my nostrils and I would be the better for receiving such a polluted gift. Seriously though, I would pay to tongue fuck her asshole, like spread her brown ring wide open and investigate the entire area with my tongue and lips, after she has an enema of course. Deep cleansing enema with warm soapy suds to loosen any Megan gunk that might have accumulated within her rectum. Then I would sell the filth on e-bay for a tidy profit.

  2. Megan Fox Bikini
    stench orifice
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    I am just rolling on the floor laughing with my eyes tearing as a result. So many insecure fatties that are just so angry with their pathetic grocery infested lives. Being thin is the best. Girls look the hottest when they are all tight and hard and sexy like Megan. Do you realize how embarrassing your are to yourselves when you indicate otherwise? Victoria’s Secret models are all thin and hot. The hottest women in the world along with the Hooter’s Girls and any other hot women you can think of. What do they all have in common (besides tons of plastic surgery and fake grotesque boob jobs and a clinically abnormal preoccupation with their looks)….all thin with low body fat. It’s so much easier to criticize their tremendous discipline in terms of how they can control their eating habits (or is it the piles of cocaine they snort or smoke, or the packs of cigarettes they inhale). We Americans are a fat, gross, disgusting lot for the most part. Over fed, over indulged, too much free time on our hands, so we eat. And eat. And grow to epic proportions. And then we get frustrated and where better to take that anger out than on a site that posts pics of fantastic looking thin people that we would all sell our souls to be like. Well maybe not sell our souls, sorry about that Lord, but you get the gist.

    • KKAIT

      lmao…very good. So much time and energy is invested in making life simplier; so people dont have to lift a finger or walk a block. The ramifications of which can be seen in the masses of overweight, clothes stretching, lazy people. We are unable as a society to finance the expenditures in terms of health care to treat the co-morbidities related to disgusting fat such as diabetes, hypertension, dyslipidemias and atherosclerosis. not too mention that it is plain unsightly. Megan fox is perfectly suited for a long life due to her well disciplined eating habits; obviously she is not a gluten like the other banquet rollers seen all too often.

  3. Megan Fox Bikini
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    so hot.

  4. Cardinal Fang

    Not a one of us wouldn’t be more than happy to crawl all over that skinny body.

  5. alisa

    this just proves that weight isn’t the biggest factor of how someone’s body looks…… its more about the body type. her body type is amazing.. lucky girl.

  6. Megan Fox Bikini
    mr perfection
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    look at her poor thumb..its so F’D up.. i could not imagine her giving me a hand job with that thumb!

  7. The Listener

    I hate it when women get tattoos. A perfectly beautiful body ruined by that stuff.

  8. Megan Fox Bikini
    Todd Johnson
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    What a hot mink, the money I would pay….

  9. Megan Fox Bikini
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    flattest tummy ever!! so jealous!!

  10. Jay

    Why didn’t Michael Bay and his crew just give her the Hitcher treatment and just split her limbs apart. This girl is such a nasty piece of shit. I hope someone takes a switchblade to her throat.

  11. Meghann

    I am naturally skinny like Megan Fox. What this is, is a lovely girl who lost all that baby fat after playing Makayla in Transformers and she’s just naturally a peanut. Every single one of these negative comments is geared toward the ‘sheep’ mentality. If one person doesn’t like it, well by golly, just follow suit and grab the pitch forks and torches. You’re all pathetic in the end and really really jealous. The naval is completely natural as my daughter has one just like that and she’s SIX. I laugh at the idea of how fat and disgusting most, if not all of you are who do not like her. Bunch of sheep. Please, do me a favor and put a hose from your car exhaust into your house.


  12. dell

    Naturally skinny girls can’t gain weight, they stay skinny always. MF’s shape is always different, sometimes she is larger, sometimes she is slimmer and her arms are still very big, it’s obvious she is as ‘naturally’ skinny as Nicole Richie, Paris, Tara Reid or Misha Barton. Nothing is natural about MF anymore, no hate, no jealousy, just an opinion.

  13. UGH

    She looks VERY hot and you know it ladies!! (yes, I said ladies, cause clearly there’s no men commenting here…at least not straight ones)

    Believe it or not, not everyone is born looking like you do. Some people are naturally slim and others aren’t. Get the fuck over it and get some confidence!

    I don’t see anything unhealthy about her body…no bones sticking out…and if she were anorexic, it would show in her hair, teeth, nails, skin…all of which look amazing and perfectly healthy.

    I’ve dated both naturally slim and naturally curvy girls, and curvy girls were actually often times way more unhealthy, always worried about their weight, always was a pain in the ass…not to mention most of them felt the need to bring a slim female down as soon as she walked in the room. Please get confident in yourselves. And don’t tell me you are, cause no confident female would be this hateful to another female just cause they have a different body type.

    • jason

      HA! megan is one of your curvy girls who diets and injects plastic sh*t into her face, she is the lady with no confidence in herself.

      PR allert

  14. jason

    Cause her ass doesn’t look good; her hips are wide, her ass is flat.

  15. Megan Fox Bikini
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    whatever.., id still tap that. her hotness is amaaaziiiinnnggg..

  16. Megan Fox Bikini
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    Megan Fox isn’t just “thin.” A lot of women are thin, but they do not look like this. She has an abnormally amazing waist-to-hip ratio that can only be described as curvy. It sucks that obese women have stolen this word away from truly curvy females,

  17. Megan Fox Bikini
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    Omg now that that poster pointed out her tummy tuck scar, it’s all I can look at. I hope mine heals that good, though.

  18. Megan Fox Bikini
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    Pretty girl but those tattoos are awful. She looks like a freaking billboard that got painted by the same guy that did Henry Rollins ink…

  19. Xenobia4

    So…looking like a 10-year-old boy is what the world calls ‘sexy’, now? American beauty – making one pedophile at a time.

  20. Megan Fox Bikini
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    dang… she really, really needs to put on a few pounds. With an emaciated body it’s got to be like hugging a bag of bones, seriously. Even 10 or 15 pounds would give her a prettier figure.

  21. Megan Fox Bikini
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    As the uber Family Guy Peter Griffin put it, “man, I’d wreck that chick.”

    BAG better be spankin’ that with his hangers every night… and twice on sunday, if he knows what’s what.

  22. dtmason

    is this news, what, who cares. why can’t she wear a bikini.

  23. Megan Fox Bikini
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    She’s probably cold lol. I always cringe up when I’m in cold water like that.

  24. Megan Fox Bikini
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    thats disguisting! soo damn skinny!! defenitely a turn off for us normal fellas!

  25. Blak Jack

    I don’t get it. I never understood what a man see’s in a skinny, cigarette smoking, liquor drinking, crazy ass woman. Than whines when she takes him to court or the cash cleaners.

  26. Megan Fox Bikini
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    No one noticed her stepping on a jelly fish? Really?

  27. jealous assholes

    She looks fine. She seems happy and her hubby does too. Slim is sexy.

  28. its really great to see you like this

  29. Megan Fox Bikini
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    yikes she lost so much weigh her boob job is really noticeable now.

  30. Megan Fox Bikini
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    She has such beautiful hair!

  31. Megan Fox Bikini
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    she’s obviously cold, when im in cold water, i cringe just like that, let it go, not that big of a deal.

  32. Phayrmaiden

    Eeee, folks tell me I resemble her frequently. Some days I think I’m fat/ugly and others….I feel like a stunner so, day-uum….lotta help YOU guys are for my body dysmorphic disorder cyber-cry for help in the wrong place! ;-P Is it true she suffers from that as well, btw?

    • Phayrmaiden

      Phayrmaiden PS: I have been the curvy AND the slim (slim is current=fit Zumba instuctor rendition of it at least)….I have had women hate me to the bone since I was a child no matter what. Even before the “body bullshit” took affect” It is hell and no matter what I do I can’t shake it. So, to the jealous ones: you’re plan half works. U makes ‘US’ miserable, yes….but um, dude? We’re still pretty – ur man may still wanna fuck even if we’re depressed and bulemic. How’d that mudslinging work out for ya? So, say I’ll gain lbs and get all earthy and approachable, they hate. I look “Fox-y” and fierce, they hate. I have modeling pics out the well-shaped ass and a bf who’s just as “gorgeous” as me ;)….that L-O-V-E-S me unlike anything I’ve EVER seen

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