Megan Fox is in a Bikini Again

December 20th, 2010 // 224 Comments

Not unlike the star heralding the arrival of the Christ-child (I have no clue what I’m saying.), Megan Fox appeared in Hawaii over the weekend where she, too, brought great tidings of comfort and joy. — To anyone who’s ever said she has implants. Because not only are they about to burst through her skin like goddamn Aliens, Megan Fox is probably gonna lose another pound swimming allowing everyone to catch the serial number.

Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Me and my drum…

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Nice belly button, Tara Reid.

  2. Megan Fox Bikini
    Superfly
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck that……the tats are hot but she seriously needs to try eating a cheeseburger or two……….

  3. jojo

    Fuck,she is so fucking fuckable she makes me type the fucking word fuck a fuck of a lot of fucking times. Fuck.

  4. Lady Blah Blah

    She’s too thin. This is the kind of thing that leads some misguided souls to infer that guys who consider Kim Kardashian and Christina Hendricks overweight (specifically in the ass in KK’s case) must prefer anorexic looking girls. There’s a happy medium between the KKs/CH’s and the present skin & bones look of MS Fox, and it is that happy medium that guys who recognize that KK and CH are carrying excess fat prefer.

    • Inmate 12236969

      I’m old school I’ll fuck anything that’s old enough, walks, talks, and been dead too long.

      When it comes to pussy I have no standards. If there is any woman out there that thinks they have a bad pussy; come see me I’ll give you a second opinion.

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    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t the fish saying that she definitely doesn’t have implants based on these pix. I guess I wasn’t understanding.

  6. Joe

    What happened to her face? She is starting to look like a different person.

  7. Where are the good old days of Shannen Doherty in a bikini. Unlike Megan no one got pissed at her if she shot something off.

  8. Jermaine

    This is not normal! She is way to skiny!

  9. BP

    Proof that B.A.G. couldn’t afford real diamonds.

    Everyone knows that a huge diamond ring makes a woman GAIN weight.

  10. timmy the dying boy

    Is she having trouble affording food these days?

    • Lady Blah Blah

      I’m sure I speak for everyone here when I say that I hope Santa will visit you this Christmas, Timmy. Maybe Santa will give you a facial (the kind you get in a spa – anyone who thought of something else has a sick mind).

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    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    if she lost a few pounds, she’d be sooo hot.

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    lepoopy
    Commented on this photo:

    there it is just at the edge of the horizon… oh shit, there is no way your career is coming back.

  13. Megan Fox Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like the beginning of a valtrex commercial.

  14. hellokittylover

    She is slim ,but not skinny. Megan has a great body..anybody who think this is skinny or too skinny must like fat girls or something..my thighs are way smaller than Megan fox(I also have that gap in between)..I guess I must be anorexic if this is what you call “skinny”..I just see her body as slim and toned..except the for her arms.

    • London

      Oh you poor insecure anorexic piece of shit who has to comment on how much more of a gap between your legs as you do a bitch who is about to die of malnutrition! Guess you’re too stupid to understand camera shots adding 10 pounds and also too lame to have any opinion on weight other than Bullshit Hollyweird. Guess you’re just like some bitch from Iowa whoring downtown trying to “make it” in “acting.” LOSER

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    stephanxy
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah grip that ass babe!!!!

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    stephanxy
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like she’s going through her period. Ugh!!!

  17. Bodacious B. Hind

    Please get out of the water, Megan. Oh god, now the fish are going to smell like that…

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    KKAIT
    Commented on this photo:

    The only thing ugly on megan fox are her thumbs.

    • shallow men

      fuck you, your really gonna just say her thumbs are ugly? your ugly. you will never touch a woman in your life,
      since ur so shallow and arrogant,

  19. burton

    not sure why but her body doesnt turn me on, its like a drowned rat really, no curves, no softeness nothing…

  20. cm

    You know why celebrities have eating disorders is because of PATHETIC PEOPLE LIKE ALL OF YOU who pick them apart. I guarantee you are all nasty fat fucks.

    She is beautiful. I am a female so I do not study tits but hers look completely natural to me. As for her body -it’s banging. She looks FIT not anorexic.

  21. Kerri

    with her being that skinny and having all of those tattoos, she is starting to look like some cracked out heroin addict. not impressed = fail.

  22. Megan Fox Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    What mothership did she just walk off of?

  23. Anne

    i like her long torso, its very lean and toned, shes kind of too skinny, but its not that bad imo

  24. Inmate 12236969

    We got better looking bitches on C-Block but I’d give her a mercy fuck if she needed one and after the club closes.

  25. Girl

    Classic case of Body Dysmorphic Disorder.
    Yes, to the breasts, tummy (look at the scarring above the bikini at both hips!) tuck, definite lipo, although the gap is due to her being bow-legged more than anything else. Maybe lips and maybe eyes.
    I think she is a lovely girl who did not need to do this to herself. I am quite certain that she needs to step out of the spotlight for a bit, before she further “montags” herself.
    Yes, I am a surgeon, but reconstructive plastic surgery.
    SO SUCK IT.

  26. Rufus The Cat

    For an actress, she’s very good at not eating!

    • Inmate 12236969

      Maybe she’s on that New and Improved Natural, Organic, Recyclable Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Coke Whore diet?

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    Jesus
    Commented on this photo:

    What kind of paparazzi is that. Not even one picture of her ass??!!!!

    • Mike

      She doesn’t have an ass. It’s flat. Very flat. She’s desperately grabbing it in every single shot and sticking it out as far back as possible to give the illusion she has an ass… sorry Megan, you don’t.

  28. Cardinal Fang

    Not a big fan of the Courtney Cox cleavage. But I like the rest of the body and her hair.

  29. angie

    Awhhhhh! Megan looks hungry in this pic. This pic is not flattering at all.

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    angie
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this what hanging out with that old 90210 man is doing to her?!?!

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    angie
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to stop doing drugs with his old washed up ass!!! he’s robbing her of her beauty!!!!

  32. Soviet Snow

    It really bugs me when the paparazzi, or amateur photog can’t get ass picks too.

    • freemyavatar

      I agree with soviet snow, there has to be ass pics or the terrorists have won. Also, megan is thin and has writing on her…she looks like my kindle.

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    Soviet Snow
    Commented on this photo:

    My, she has some great hips

  34. See Alice

    Megan looks hot as ever . Her weight is down …..big deal . She has that squinting look because she is trying to see the guy a half a mile away with a three foot long telephoto lens taking pics of her .

  35. Megan's Thumb

    You all forgot about her thumbs didn’t you!!

  36. CHill

    I’m a skinny bitch and THAT bitch is looking skinny. Not so hot…are her breasts smaller?

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    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    she is very close to perfect, i love megan fox. :)

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    Socially Challenged
    Commented on this photo:

    If she lost a few pounds?

    Where exactly COULD she lose a few pounds? Her body is sooo trim. :)

  39. trousers

    I realize “eat a cheeseburger” makes nicole richie cry, but for all that has never been holy, eat a fucking cheeseburger.

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    OuCh!!
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s no ass on that girl. It is call an upper-leg.

  41. nonf

    Idiot local paper runs some of these pics, refer to her “stunning figure.”

  42. yeah

    thats how a woman should look

  43. roddy@bikinis

    Hot chic , crap tattoos …….www.bikinis.tv

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    lindsay
    Commented on this photo:

    megan fox is a stunningly beautiful woman. absolutely gorgeous and nothing less!

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    fooey
    Commented on this photo:

    you can see all the bones in her chest. (at least I can)

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    fooey
    Commented on this photo:

    OH SHIT SHE HAS IMPLANTS

  47. tony palese

    Megan Fox is beautiful in anything she wears. But nice kini anyways…:-)

  48. jason

    Rosie Huntington and Candice have hot bodies, megan looks like crap; short legs, fat arms, weird boobs.

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    MrsLeonidas
    Commented on this photo:

    Megan is SEXY as hell!
    And I’m a lady/wife/mommy…..sayin that!
    Hey, any eye candy is great by me! My hubby and I always say who is the hottest chick out there and who has the best boobs a lot! Lol! Yes, we are very comfortable together! Which means great sex! Lol!
    I just really hate when girls say that a hot chick is…. ugly! I mean c’mon DUH! She is smoking hot! ( she could use 10lbs for more curves. She has Marilyn tattooed on her arm and Marilyn was not skinny at all. She was extremely volumptious!So she needs to eat more protein daily!Lol)
    When girls say mean stuff about sexy chicks….It just shows us their insecurities! Lol!

    • c

      you’re overdoing the “oh i’m a chick who thinks another chick is hot doesn’t that make me sooo desirable?!” act. give it a break.

      • Anne

        seriously! haha and her little comment about her husband and her having great sex,, where did that come from lolz! im a girl and ya i think shes pretty :) she has my same body type, thats all ima say :P

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    MrsLeonidas
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, I know Hugh Gentry was being silly sarcasm!
    I was referring to all other stupid/mean/jealous.insecure/girls on the web.

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