Not unlike the star heralding the arrival of the Christ-child (I have no clue what I’m saying.), Megan Fox appeared in Hawaii over the weekend where she, too, brought great tidings of comfort and joy. — To anyone who’s ever said she has implants. Because not only are they about to burst through her skin like goddamn Aliens, Megan Fox is probably gonna lose another pound swimming allowing everyone to catch the serial number.
Pa rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Rum pum pum pum,
Me and my drum…
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Nice belly button, Tara Reid.
Fuck that……the tats are hot but she seriously needs to try eating a cheeseburger or two……….
Fuck,she is so fucking fuckable she makes me type the fucking word fuck a fuck of a lot of fucking times. Fuck.
She’s too thin. This is the kind of thing that leads some misguided souls to infer that guys who consider Kim Kardashian and Christina Hendricks overweight (specifically in the ass in KK’s case) must prefer anorexic looking girls. There’s a happy medium between the KKs/CH’s and the present skin & bones look of MS Fox, and it is that happy medium that guys who recognize that KK and CH are carrying excess fat prefer.
I’m old school I’ll fuck anything that’s old enough, walks, talks, and been dead too long.
When it comes to pussy I have no standards. If there is any woman out there that thinks they have a bad pussy; come see me I’ll give you a second opinion.
Isn’t the fish saying that she definitely doesn’t have implants based on these pix. I guess I wasn’t understanding.
What happened to her face? She is starting to look like a different person.
Where are the good old days of Shannen Doherty in a bikini. Unlike Megan no one got pissed at her if she shot something off.
This is not normal! She is way to skiny!
Proof that B.A.G. couldn’t afford real diamonds.
Everyone knows that a huge diamond ring makes a woman GAIN weight.
Is she having trouble affording food these days?
I’m sure I speak for everyone here when I say that I hope Santa will visit you this Christmas, Timmy. Maybe Santa will give you a facial (the kind you get in a spa – anyone who thought of something else has a sick mind).
I thought of something else but I admit I have a sick mind.
if she lost a few pounds, she’d be sooo hot.
She’d be soooo dead.
there it is just at the edge of the horizon… oh shit, there is no way your career is coming back.
Looks like the beginning of a valtrex commercial.
She is slim ,but not skinny. Megan has a great body..anybody who think this is skinny or too skinny must like fat girls or something..my thighs are way smaller than Megan fox(I also have that gap in between)..I guess I must be anorexic if this is what you call “skinny”..I just see her body as slim and toned..except the for her arms.
Oh you poor insecure anorexic piece of shit who has to comment on how much more of a gap between your legs as you do a bitch who is about to die of malnutrition! Guess you’re too stupid to understand camera shots adding 10 pounds and also too lame to have any opinion on weight other than Bullshit Hollyweird. Guess you’re just like some bitch from Iowa whoring downtown trying to “make it” in “acting.” LOSER
yeah grip that ass babe!!!!
she looks like she’s going through her period. Ugh!!!
Please get out of the water, Megan. Oh god, now the fish are going to smell like that…
The only thing ugly on megan fox are her thumbs.
fuck you, your really gonna just say her thumbs are ugly? your ugly. you will never touch a woman in your life,
since ur so shallow and arrogant,
not sure why but her body doesnt turn me on, its like a drowned rat really, no curves, no softeness nothing…
You know why celebrities have eating disorders is because of PATHETIC PEOPLE LIKE ALL OF YOU who pick them apart. I guarantee you are all nasty fat fucks.
She is beautiful. I am a female so I do not study tits but hers look completely natural to me. As for her body -it’s banging. She looks FIT not anorexic.
with her being that skinny and having all of those tattoos, she is starting to look like some cracked out heroin addict. not impressed = fail.
What mothership did she just walk off of?
She’s still hot, just finished rubbing one off to Hope and Grace!!!! Love u Megan!!!!!!!!!!
i like her long torso, its very lean and toned, shes kind of too skinny, but its not that bad imo
We got better looking bitches on C-Block but I’d give her a mercy fuck if she needed one and after the club closes.
I think you’d hurt your dick jabbing it in that sack of bones..
Yeah I think you right.
Wesley, get your non-tax paying vampire ass over here.
Classic case of Body Dysmorphic Disorder.
Yes, to the breasts, tummy (look at the scarring above the bikini at both hips!) tuck, definite lipo, although the gap is due to her being bow-legged more than anything else. Maybe lips and maybe eyes.
I think she is a lovely girl who did not need to do this to herself. I am quite certain that she needs to step out of the spotlight for a bit, before she further “montags” herself.
Yes, I am a surgeon, but reconstructive plastic surgery.
SO SUCK IT.
No. You are not a surgeon and BDD? Bahahahaha look it up idiot. You don’t know what you are talking about.
For an actress, she’s very good at not eating!
Maybe she’s on that New and Improved Natural, Organic, Recyclable Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Coke Whore diet?
What kind of paparazzi is that. Not even one picture of her ass??!!!!
She doesn’t have an ass. It’s flat. Very flat. She’s desperately grabbing it in every single shot and sticking it out as far back as possible to give the illusion she has an ass… sorry Megan, you don’t.
Not a big fan of the Courtney Cox cleavage. But I like the rest of the body and her hair.
Awhhhhh! Megan looks hungry in this pic. This pic is not flattering at all.
Is this what hanging out with that old 90210 man is doing to her?!?!
She needs to stop doing drugs with his old washed up ass!!! he’s robbing her of her beauty!!!!
It really bugs me when the paparazzi, or amateur photog can’t get ass picks too.
I agree with soviet snow, there has to be ass pics or the terrorists have won. Also, megan is thin and has writing on her…she looks like my kindle.
My, she has some great hips
Megan looks hot as ever . Her weight is down …..big deal . She has that squinting look because she is trying to see the guy a half a mile away with a three foot long telephoto lens taking pics of her .
You all forgot about her thumbs didn’t you!!
I’m a skinny bitch and THAT bitch is looking skinny. Not so hot…are her breasts smaller?
she is very close to perfect, i love megan fox. :)
If she lost a few pounds?
Where exactly COULD she lose a few pounds? Her body is sooo trim. :)
I realize “eat a cheeseburger” makes nicole richie cry, but for all that has never been holy, eat a fucking cheeseburger.
There’s no ass on that girl. It is call an upper-leg.
Idiot local paper runs some of these pics, refer to her “stunning figure.”
thats how a woman should look
Hot chic , crap tattoos …….www.bikinis.tv
megan fox is a stunningly beautiful woman. absolutely gorgeous and nothing less!
you can see all the bones in her chest. (at least I can)
OH SHIT SHE HAS IMPLANTS
Megan Fox is beautiful in anything she wears. But nice kini anyways…:-)
Rosie Huntington and Candice have hot bodies, megan looks like crap; short legs, fat arms, weird boobs.
butsed face huntington… haha Candice is much better looking than Rosie…. why don’t those two have threads this long??????
Cause those two have hot and perfect bodies, you just stare without saying anything; ppl pick on weird stuff and flaws.
ya i see the weird boobs thing, but fat arms? are you blind?
Megan is SEXY as hell!
And I’m a lady/wife/mommy…..sayin that!
Hey, any eye candy is great by me! My hubby and I always say who is the hottest chick out there and who has the best boobs a lot! Lol! Yes, we are very comfortable together! Which means great sex! Lol!
I just really hate when girls say that a hot chick is…. ugly! I mean c’mon DUH! She is smoking hot! ( she could use 10lbs for more curves. She has Marilyn tattooed on her arm and Marilyn was not skinny at all. She was extremely volumptious!So she needs to eat more protein daily!Lol)
When girls say mean stuff about sexy chicks….It just shows us their insecurities! Lol!
you’re overdoing the “oh i’m a chick who thinks another chick is hot doesn’t that make me sooo desirable?!” act. give it a break.
seriously! haha and her little comment about her husband and her having great sex,, where did that come from lolz! im a girl and ya i think shes pretty :) she has my same body type, thats all ima say :P
Hey, I know Hugh Gentry was being silly sarcasm!
I was referring to all other stupid/mean/jealous.insecure/girls on the web.