Seen here at last night’s Lakers game, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green reportedly got engaged again during their Hawaiian vacation, according to Us Weekly:
“I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. “Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand.”
Alas, the 2-carat sparkler, which the pair picked out together from Excalibur jewelry store in Beverly Hills, remains MIA.
“Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it,” another source tells Us Weekly. “No one found it.”
So let me get this straight: Brian Austin Green had to propose to Megan Fox a second time, only to have her turn around and lose the ring within a matter of minutes? I don’t want to say that’s an omen, but a merman bursting out of the sea screaming “Drylander, NOOOO!” probably would’ve been less obvious.
Photos: Splash News
Jimbob | June 16, 2010 at 11:52 am
first.
Big case of the n-ass goin on there.
Botania | June 16, 2010 at 2:58 pm
WTH is wrong with her stomach in this pic?
Jimbob | June 16, 2010 at 11:52 am
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ginger | June 16, 2010 at 11:53 am
i used to think this girl was pretty.. but she needs to eat a burger and fries. skin and bones isn’t hot.
Taz | June 16, 2010 at 11:54 am
They should do it for the kid
RasputinsLiver | June 16, 2010 at 11:57 am
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For the record, I don’t give a damn about this silly bitch.
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That said, let me repost my earlier comment/critique from the article just below:
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Like the new changes overall. But could you PLEASE do away with the cold white background!
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Change it maybe to an off-white, a cream colored background. Something muted that doesn’t tax the eyeballs, but instead relaxes them.
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Thanks, from this loyal reader whose eyes can only do a few minutes of this new background.
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RasputinsLiver | June 16, 2010 at 12:00 pm
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Hey, Fishies!
By the way, why nothing about Mario “Perez Hilton” Lavender, aka Black Eyed P, and his having supposedly posted what would be legally consituted as child porn of Miley Cyrus?!
C’mon, guys. Get on this one!
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xuc | June 16, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Comment system still broken.
FrankNfrtr | June 16, 2010 at 12:32 pm
They should get married.
At this point, I think it’s the only thing that will break them up.
That girl looks hungry.
Turd Ferguson | June 16, 2010 at 12:46 pm
toe…finger….
(Sung to James Bond Goldfinger Theme Song.)
Salad Face | June 16, 2010 at 12:50 pm
She’s smarter than I thought. She obviously loves this guy, but deep down she knows there is no career in being the future Mrs. David Silver. So a quick dance in the sand and slippery fingers is an obvious move from where I’m standing. Also from where I’m standing, I’m not seeing a tender, succulent backside. I must be standing at a weird angle.
P.S. I bet Senor Silver loves her slippery fingers.
Sid | June 16, 2010 at 12:52 pm
He has to marry her now, before she loses 5 more pounds and disappears into subatomic space.
stevebeagle | June 16, 2010 at 12:52 pm
look at that thumb !
Salad Face | June 16, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Dammit Steve, that would certainly explain how she lost the ring. You’re a mad scientist, you! I was obviously thinking too hard on this one. Kojack, I am not.
Cardinal Fang | June 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm
She used to be hot.
Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Hahaha…if you follow her arm downward, Megan’s big ass thumb is exactly where that tranny tattooed on her arm’s dick would be if the tat was full bodied.
Michael | June 16, 2010 at 3:11 pm
You know, this whole Megan Fox stuff is, quite frankly, boring. C’mon, I hear Tila Tequila’s dumb ass is in the news.
100 dong | June 16, 2010 at 3:20 pm
mmm. skinny, pale, inked and incoherent! I’d take some fries with that…
Randal | June 16, 2010 at 4:32 pm
It’s difficult to find love when one is a well traveled celebrity, always doing magazine shoots, meeting with the media or working in a movie but Megan proves again that love trumps all.
Congratulations to you and may you enjoy growing and sharing experiences with Brian. All the best to you both.
Randal
Gando | June 16, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Is the dark Fox engaged again?
bar room hero | June 16, 2010 at 8:41 pm
shitty tatoos…
Marilyn monroe and some nonsense about gilded butterflies, what the F U C K ?
slag.
anonymus | June 16, 2010 at 10:53 pm
….and who gives a fuck about megan fox these days?
doesn’t look attractive anymore. and her acting is still shitty.
did you see the Jonah hex trailer? her acting is gawd awful.
captain america | June 16, 2010 at 11:41 pm
yep, THIS IS ANOTHER SHAME TO THE UNITED STATES……..
Felix | June 17, 2010 at 12:01 am
You would think with those toe thumbs, she would never lose her grip on anything!
Imagine a hand job, it would be more like a foot job.
Mike | June 17, 2010 at 12:21 am
She looks cute in these pictures. She clearly works out so that she’ll be toned without bulking up.
Flower | June 17, 2010 at 10:50 am
She looks like OctoMom is the first picture. Strong family resemblance.
Bob | June 17, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Does the tattoo say Brian on her pelvic bone??