Megan Fox is Engaged. Again.

June 16th, 2010 // 44 Comments

Seen here at last night’s Lakers game, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green reportedly got engaged again during their Hawaiian vacation, according to Us Weekly:

“I saw her jumping up and down,” a witness tells Us Weekly of the beachside proposal at the Four Seasons Hualalai hotel on the Big Island in Hawaii. “Later, I saw a half dozen staff sifting through the sand.”
Alas, the 2-carat sparkler, which the pair picked out together from Excalibur jewelry store in Beverly Hills, remains MIA.
“Security and maintenance staff spent a couple of hours looking for it,” another source tells Us Weekly. “No one found it.”

So let me get this straight: Brian Austin Green had to propose to Megan Fox a second time, only to have her turn around and lose the ring within a matter of minutes? I don’t want to say that’s an omen, but a merman bursting out of the sea screaming “Drylander, NOOOO!” probably would’ve been less obvious.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Jimbob

    first.

    Big case of the n-ass goin on there.

  2. Jimbob

    No-ass*

  3. ginger

    i used to think this girl was pretty.. but she needs to eat a burger and fries. skin and bones isn’t hot.

  4. Taz

    They should do it for the kid

  5. YZ
    Commented on this photo:

    First – Mazel Tov!

  6. RasputinsLiver

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    For the record, I don’t give a damn about this silly bitch.

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    That said, let me repost my earlier comment/critique from the article just below:

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    …………………. HEY, SUPERFICIAL!!! ………………….

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    Like the new changes overall. But could you PLEASE do away with the cold white background!

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    Change it maybe to an off-white, a cream colored background. Something muted that doesn’t tax the eyeballs, but instead relaxes them.

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    Thanks, from this loyal reader whose eyes can only do a few minutes of this new background.

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  7. RasputinsLiver

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    Hey, Fishies!

    By the way, why nothing about Mario “Perez Hilton” Lavender, aka Black Eyed P, and his having supposedly posted what would be legally consituted as child porn of Miley Cyrus?!

    C’mon, guys. Get on this one!

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  8. xuc
    Commented on this photo:

    *yawn*

    This chick is still news?

  9. Amy Paige
    Commented on this photo:

    The whole background being a clickable link to Bravo sucks!

  10. Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    why is she with that douche?

  11. xuc

    Comment system still broken.

  12. xuc
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck Bravo.

  13. xuc
    Commented on this photo:

    Last.

  14. FrankNfrtr

    They should get married.
    At this point, I think it’s the only thing that will break them up.
    That girl looks hungry.

  15. Randal's Rectum
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Brain finally figured out he “better put a ring on it”.

    LMSHO. That’s “Laughing my silly head off” for you internet newbies!

    Congrats Kids.

    Randal’s Rectum

  16. Turd Ferguson

    toe…finger….

    (Sung to James Bond Goldfinger Theme Song.)

  17. Salad Face

    She’s smarter than I thought. She obviously loves this guy, but deep down she knows there is no career in being the future Mrs. David Silver. So a quick dance in the sand and slippery fingers is an obvious move from where I’m standing. Also from where I’m standing, I’m not seeing a tender, succulent backside. I must be standing at a weird angle.

    P.S. I bet Senor Silver loves her slippery fingers.

  18. Sid

    He has to marry her now, before she loses 5 more pounds and disappears into subatomic space.

  19. stevebeagle

    look at that thumb !

    • Salad Face

      Dammit Steve, that would certainly explain how she lost the ring. You’re a mad scientist, you! I was obviously thinking too hard on this one. Kojack, I am not.

  20. MK
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    Skinny boring hick. Wish her 15 minutes was up….stars aint what thay used to be.

  21. bob is a retad
    Commented on this photo:

    next…

  22. me and me
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    I think she just wants more attention

  23. Cardinal Fang

    She used to be hot.

  24. Anonymous

    Hahaha…if you follow her arm downward, Megan’s big ass thumb is exactly where that tranny tattooed on her arm’s dick would be if the tat was full bodied.

  25. Michael

    You know, this whole Megan Fox stuff is, quite frankly, boring. C’mon, I hear Tila Tequila’s dumb ass is in the news.

  26. 100 dong

    mmm. skinny, pale, inked and incoherent! I’d take some fries with that…

  27. lia
    Commented on this photo:

    god she’s SO stunning.

  28. It’s difficult to find love when one is a well traveled celebrity, always doing magazine shoots, meeting with the media or working in a movie but Megan proves again that love trumps all.

    Congratulations to you and may you enjoy growing and sharing experiences with Brian. All the best to you both.

    Randal

  29. open_blouse_party
    Commented on this photo:

    Me: She is not hot.
    Penis: Yes she is.
    Me: STFU.

  30. sos
    Commented on this photo:

    twice? I can’t even get engaged once.

  31. Gando

    Is the dark Fox engaged again?

  32. bar room hero

    shitty tatoos…

    Marilyn monroe and some nonsense about gilded butterflies, what the F U C K ?

    slag.

  33. anonymus

    ….and who gives a fuck about megan fox these days?

    doesn’t look attractive anymore. and her acting is still shitty.

    did you see the Jonah hex trailer? her acting is gawd awful.

  34. captain america

    yep, THIS IS ANOTHER SHAME TO THE UNITED STATES……..

  35. Felix

    You would think with those toe thumbs, she would never lose her grip on anything!

    Imagine a hand job, it would be more like a foot job.

  36. Mike

    She looks cute in these pictures. She clearly works out so that she’ll be toned without bulking up.

  37. Flower

    She looks like OctoMom is the first picture. Strong family resemblance.

  38. Bob

    Does the tattoo say Brian on her pelvic bone??

  39. fortun8
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    Wow. Shes so hot. And I love it when a girl wheres her panties above her jeans. very sexy look

  40. gildo
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    no azz

  41. gildo
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    no sexsymbol anymore, she looks like a child

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