And it’s that time again. Here’s the newest Armani campaign featuring Megan Fox in nothing but a bra and panties because let’s not pretend this couldn’t sell a bagel to Mel Gibson if not a condom to one of those Teen Mom kids – without a hole in it. (“Ooooh,” and, “ahhhhh,” is what you should be saying right now.)
Photos: Armani, Fame,
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Jesus Christ.
You rang?
Weird bellybutton though.
Bony bitch is bony.
you mean boney?
id bone her
it’s bony not boney.
My boney bone is boney looking at her.
Give her a sandwich. She would be OK with 4 or 5 additional pounds here and there.
her body’s just fine. it’s the tats and the lack of nakedity that bothers me
or a cheeseburger
What’s going on in her tummy/hip region. Looks strange. Like, not photoshopped enough.
Ha ha! I couldn’t agree enough. ;D
Ugly belly button, ew it’s like her freaky toe/thumb. Nobody can be perfect.
;)
Hi Mary
Even in niceness.. :(
Every one called me Mary in school, or Maria and I still seem to want to shoot myself in the face each time it happens.
:P
Yes her belly button does look weird. She looks nasty I wonder if she is Armenian too???
Just as my girl crush on her was fading..
ME TOO!!! TO SKINNY AND HER FACE IS NOT WHAT IT JUST TO :( SO SAD !!
Yes to ooooh, yes to ahhhhh and now, nap time. Thanks fish.
This is considered attractive??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Her eyes don’t match… in a few photos…. :^/
she is an alien.
freals.
I apologize for all of the question marks something is up with my key board.
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“holy shit. she’s still letting me be seen with her in broad daylight and follow her places?”
I don’t get the whole thing about here. Sure, she’s got a great body, but bodies are a dime a dozen in Hollywood. To me, she looks like a trailer park queen.
YES she does – and here she looks like she’s been on a meth bender.
Vastly OVERRATED…and she talks out of her ass. Not a good combo!
What friggin trailer parks you hang around? Just because she likes to be in shape (because that’s the only thing going for her), don’t hate on her for that.
And I’ve seen women after a meth bender, she looks FAR from it
True, bodies are a dime a dozen in Hollywood, but mercy, is it ever expensive to pay someone to get rid of them.
For the love of everything that is holy. GOD bless America.
This is basically Megan saying “ok, I can’t act and I’m an insufferable bitch, but people still want to look at me nearly naked, right?”
No. take it all off and do something interesting or go away. At this point she’s just another overly tattood skank who thinks not eating is the same as being fit.
Agreed. We all know she’s pretty but this is getting kind of old.
Too FREAKIN skinny
I don’t know when she got the breast implants, but losing weight was NOT the way to keep them a secret. The bony expanse between them is as inviting as putting my dick in a cactus.
Actually cacti are soft and moist on the inside. Just sayin’…
brb, buying a cactus.
Let me guess – Michael Bay’s casting couch?
Does this bitch have a eating disorder? To skinny for my taste. I like my women thick with some curves.
Ew. Too skinny…. and pale. Bring her to Miami for a month and she’ll good to go.
Right. Soon as she’s orange, she’ll be good to go.
the eating disorder certainly gives the implants an interesting look
That’s about as physically attractive as it gets. I don’t personally care for ink, but other than that? Physically? Flawless.
She starves herself and has very disproportionate body shape: short legs, chubby arms, large hips, no ass.
Her face is messed up and plastic, scary looking cheeks and lips, a wonky eye. Flawless? She better be photoshopped in every picture now.
You forgot about her toe-thumbs. Never forget the toe-thumbs.
She needs to go on a diet. Look at all that flab on her arms. Gross.
Yupp, big fat fatty.
o.O
as in, I hope you were being as sarcastic as I was.
“Just gonna stand there and watch me burn…” is what she sings while she holds her lighter up the spoon full of heroin
LMAO
at least they photoshopped the plastic out of her face.
Meh.
Where is the sexy? And who is this coke whore?
Is Armani selling underwear? Cuz I see an ad for Photoshop.
lmao
That looks just like the bra and panties I just got-
http://fruitsofeden.com/prod_info.php?a=hwnovelties&pnum=CNVELD-RR1188-BK-OS
Not happy she is copying my style!
Come on, Eileen!
Darn, I forgot to order myself a cock ring!!
Wtf? :/
My guess is there was countless late nights trying to photoshop out her ribs and hip bones.
Geez she’s lost SO MUCH weight.
Megan Fox doing hoe shit. Nothing new.
Screw her…show more pics of her HUSBAND…he’s got a VERY nice chest :)
She’s like a shopping bag from a vegetarian grocery: made of plastic and meatless.
Not at all good looking. She needs to get rid of the damn tats or have them photoshopped. If I want to look at Neanderthal hieroglyphics then I will go to a museum or look it up in a book.
When she doesn’t have makeup on, the right side of her face looks all fudged; blotchy almost.
Porn. In a Wonder Woman costume. Now.
I’ve always wondered why she’s permanently got a facial expression like someone just shoved a steaming plate full of dog shit into her nose.
Can a doctor please explain what the FUCK is wrong with her belly button??
Photoshop and black and white photography are good to her..
What is going on with her eye. Is she about to start seizing?
And her abdomen…..is the Biafra Belly back in style or something? I missed that one. But I couldn’t miss that she’s a fan of Madonna’s arm workouts.
I guess.. boring
The belly button is screaming, “Feed meeeee!!”
Megan Fox? Huh, and I didn’t think she had any relevance anymore…
…are we out of ll posts ?
ohw well…
…we’ll see : )) )
hottest woman alive? I …. don’t think so.
and for just 10 cents a day, you too can help starving actresses
Megan is perfect . Except for the” look at me I am a mental case tattoos”
I guess she couldnt handle the beauty and needed to knock it back several notches . .
Nasty looking B-Button. looks like some of the umbilical cord was left in that the doc forgot to take out.
what a comfortable pose,hands above and stretched as a cat..
you know when you have an innie that looks more like an outie, you are just too skinny.
Well, that looks comfortable.
Megan Fox is the only hot chick that could possibly sexually disapoint me like no other girl could.
Technically speaking, if she had sex with you instead of me, I would be sexually disappointed.