In the latest issue of Interview, Zach Galifianakis asks Megan Fox about comparing Michael Bay to Hitler. Her response? “Surprise! I pull shit out of my ass for no reason.” Via NY Daily News:
“In the past, I’ve been reluctant to share any bits of truth about myself or to really let people in on my reality,” Fox told Galifianakis. “So I have said some things to throw people off the scent of what’s really going on in my life. So I have sort of aided the media in printing these misconceptions, which I regret.“
Whoever’s handling Megan Fox’s publicity needs to lock her in a room until her response to every single question thrown at her is “Tee hee. You’re cute.” I know that might rile up some feminists, but she can’t be doing you ladies any favors as it is. Thanks to Megan Fox, I now immediately tune out women without even waiting to see if they want to have sex. Although, in honesty, that’s more to do with efficiency. Time is money, people.
Photos: GSI Media, Splash News
I’d like to pull my cock out of her ass.
When I see that Austin Green guy, I think about Sarah Connor Chronicles and that hot terminator chick. FUUUUU FOX
old pics, nothing new. C’mon fish stimulate me.
a free advice: GO & VISIT THE RESTROOM FOR A DAY OR TWO……………..
She’s not very hot in these photos. And enough with the tattoos people. Your “individuality” is hardly unique when everyone is doing it. Use a Sharpie. It’s not permanent and it eventually comes off.
Psssst! It’s time.
Is the pizza already there?!
First bitches!!
*tear* she makes me extremely happy in my pants
I hate u Megan Fox. U know howany movies you’ve been in? 5!!! That’s it!!! How are u so popular?????
Ater seeing those bikini pics you dare to ask that question? huh? hugh?…
no, no, no. she’s doing it wrong. the formula is; come out of nowhere and date (or grasp leg of) famous person, sex tape, endless entertainment/debauchery to maintain that edge of ‘fame’ ie kardashian/hilton/gary coleman’s murde- ex wife
Post something new please.
i just wanted to say penis.
i just wanted to say falafel
What a fun word
What’s with the diaper?
I blew a load all over Bob Bechels face this morning and it was good. As for Megan Fox, meh.
Who the hell is Bob Bechels?
i don’t know but i just googled him and his name came up 2 times.
here : http://www.thesuperficial.com/megan-fox-im-full-of-shit-2-06-2010
Whoops, should be Bob Bechel. He is my new masturbatory aid.
With other words; is she asking Michael Bay to take her back?!
Overrated slag. Looks good only with full makeover. Otherwise, nothing worth even a second take. And, she needs to shut her wordhole.
I would suck on her asshole for days. Then pump it with my cock till her anus pipe was gaping wide open.
what the hell is this ragged-ass beach she’s on?
what the hell is this ragged-ass beach she’s on?
First D:
Q: What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Not being Megan Fox or retarded.
Just because she’s retarded doesn’t mean I wouldn’t stick my weiner in her butt. It just means I’d ask her mom if it’s ok to do it first.
you know what else is full of shit? my dick. when i pull it outta her ass.
if she’s such a germaphobe she’s gonna hate it when i shove it back in her mouth.
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she looks like the kinda filthy cunt that would enjoy it…
I wish she was full of my man gravy instead.
shitty tattoos…what a slag.
Hahaha…she must have finally checked her messages after coming back from vacay and realized that her options after quitting/getting fired from Transformers 3 were slim pickings.
Her body looks allright, but her face and lips look like they’re pumped full of collagen and botox. Not really necessary for a 23 year old. Next.
NO SURPRISE THERE, I SAID THAT A LONG TIME AGO, THE STUPID NO TALENTED BITCH WAS GOING AROUND COPYING ANGELINA JOLIE LIFE, EVERYTHING ANGIE DID, SHE SAID SHE DID IT, WILL DO IT, OR HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO IT, CRAZY LOOSER!
Megan’s full of shit? Then I guess anal is out of the question…
Damn. I thought I told this bitch to go out and play in traffic. And wear a football helmet to boot. I tell you, she’s scum of the Earth.
she’s actually being very insightful here
Does she have wee implants? (not being catty)
Does she have wee implants? (not being catty)
maybe when she gets rich and famous, she can afford a bikini where the tops and bottoms match.
I hope she learned to keep her cockhole shut with franchise opportunities like this.And just keep on scooping up the money into her wheelbarrows.
It’s no wonder she’s talking shit.
Maybe Michael Bay was mentally challenging her.But it wasn’t like he was anally raping her,right?
In general,directors are weird people.
Maybe he did but she’s too embarrassed to tell us that?
i would fuck her silly
Hugh, the question being, would she actually fuck you? I doubt it, silly.
She doesn’t look unattractive BUT she does look decidely less attractive than usual. I am a bit surprised how big the difference is.
Oh, Brian Austin Green, what the f with the tattoos? You an outlaw biker now?
She looks like shit in a bikini, this woman is over rated and has no fucking talent.
Uglier than sin! Looks like a She-Man.
i love the dark hair of Megan Fox, it really makes her look very very sexy :
People seem to think that transformers was all she had, shes done 3 movies since that and in currently working on three others. Dont bother sayin that the past 3 movies failed , im just pointing out people still want her. Besides tranformers has lost half its audience now that megans gone so its their loss.