Megan Fox For No Apparent Reason and Other News

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit. [Popeater]

- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad. [Dlisted]

- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Heather Crook is not a criminal. [Celebslam]

- But Fergie is a master smuggler. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Showtime understands quality television. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Aniston’s career is doing great. Just great. [IDLYITW]

- Walt Disney’s frozen head is about to have an aneurysm. [Just Jared]

- James Franco explains his mustache and, surprise, it involves porn. [Bossip]

- Taco Bell wants you to know what’s about to burst out of your colon. [BuzzFeed]

- Olivia Munn in a hot tub. [theCHIVE]

- The 25 Sexiest Super Bowl Ads Of All Time. “What? No E*Trade baby?” the Catholic Church probably asked. [Bleacher Report]

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