Megan Fox For No Apparent Reason and Other News

January 25th, 2011 // 28 Comments

- Tila Tequila says she’s sober now which means she’s drunk as shit. [Popeater]

- Octomom thought she was shooting a Depends ad. [Dlisted]

- Lindsay Lohan will probably rent the apartment next to Tom Hardy. [Lainey Gossip]

- Heather Crook is not a criminal. [Celebslam]

- But Fergie is a master smuggler. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Showtime understands quality television. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Aniston’s career is doing great. Just great. [IDLYITW]

- Walt Disney‘s frozen head is about to have an aneurysm. [Just Jared]

- James Franco explains his mustache and, surprise, it involves porn. [Bossip]

- Taco Bell wants you to know what’s about to burst out of your colon. [BuzzFeed]

- Olivia Munn in a hot tub. [theCHIVE]

- The 25 Sexiest Super Bowl Ads Of All Time. “What? No E*Trade baby?” the Catholic Church probably asked. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Que

    Que buneo los chica no es muerto.

  2. Que

    Que buneo los chica no es muerto.

  3. eatme

    didn’t she go away yet?

  4. Colin

    Didn’t her skin used to be darker? Looking at her hands, neck, and paleness, I feel like Madonna’s going to burst out of her at any second.

  5. Emmy Rossum finally goes topless, and it’s on a fucking Showtime series?
    Yeesh, her career must be in the shitter.

  6. sam

    she always appears for no apparent reason

  7. blabla

    shes so rotten now…. eat some food or something you look like a starving crackhead… money can buy you looks… but looks are fleeting obvs…

  8. Parker

    Even though she’s no longer relevant, I still have dreams where I stuff her ass with my penis and fill her rectum like a cannoli.

  9. You’re right. For NO apparent reason AT ALL…

  10. mirroredcactus

    “What? No E*Trade baby?” the Catholic Church probably asked= best quote EVER!!!

  11. testington

    Why did you link to The Chive for an article that they linked to from The Berry? Just post the link to The Berry, are ya’ll really that hard up for clicks?

  12. can’t even get the bottle straight for the paps .

  13. fuck you

    she looks like shit

  14. Megan Fox
    wtf
    Commented on this photo:

    God she looks like crap. Most beautiful woman in the world ? I dont think so.

  15. Smellanie

    I am not plastic! This bottle is plastic, I am a underused thesbian.

  16. Megan Fox
    I'm on my Period.
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this bitch have any friends??

  17. Megan Fox
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    that gal has just ruined her face – she was quite a beauty; now she just looks like generic plastic Hollywood trash

  18. wim

    this is a VERY & VEERY cheap version of angelina jolie, folks!!

  19. GrandDragon

    Her hands look like alaskan king crab legs

  20. Kerri

    Tom Hardy is beautiful and his fiancee is gorgeous. blowhan couldn’t get him if her life depended on it. what a loser-loser-loser-attention-seeking-has-been-ugly-50-year-old-looking-orange-skinny-fat-psycho-stalker-whore for tweeting that. go away lindsay – no one and i repeat NO ONE likes you.

  21. Megan Fox
    Tommp
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG!

    Thought it was octomom for a sec there!

  22. kulit

    okay, seriously – she looks old.

  23. Megan Fox
    Commented on this photo:

    she is stoned!!

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