Megan Fox F-cking a Mannequin
Here’s Megan Fox’s photo shoot for the July 2010 issue of Interview where she apparently dismembers a mannequin version of herself after raping it in a hallway. Because Interview is a magazine by and for celebrities blowing each other, I’m going to assume this is some sort of metaphor for having your picture taken while buying a latte. Except all it reminded me of is how I used to make out with my cousin’s Barbies which makes practically makes Megan and I soulmates. Or incestuous twins separated at birth. I’m not picky.