Megan Fox is ‘Curvy’ Now

Not content to patiently wait for Megan Fox to open her mouth and say something ridiculous, Us Magazine has decided to just go ahead and start calling her “curvy” now which I take as a personal affront to Kelly Brook and shall fight them to the death. En garde!

“For a year and a half, until about four months ago, I followed a strict vegan diet based on raw fruits and vegetables,” she told Amica magazine, as excerpted by the Daily Mail. “No bread, no sugar and coffee. But I had lost too much weight.”
“Now, I eat a bit of everything,” she said adding that she still trains three times a week with Harley Pasternak.

So basically Megan Fox ate a hamburger before being a vegan killed her and went from emaciated to slightly less emaciated, but let’s just call her Rubenesque because apparently LeAnn Rimes writes for Us Magazine now. I look forward to her next article, “Fitting Through Keyholes and Loosing Fatty Teeth: A Real Woman’s Guide!”

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