Megan Fox is ‘Curvy’ Now

September 12th, 2011 // 80 Comments

Not content to patiently wait for Megan Fox to open her mouth and say something ridiculous, Us Magazine has decided to just go ahead and start calling her “curvy” now which I take as a personal affront to Kelly Brook and shall fight them to the death. En garde!

“For a year and a half, until about four months ago, I followed a strict vegan diet based on raw fruits and vegetables,” she told Amica magazine, as excerpted by the Daily Mail. “No bread, no sugar and coffee. But I had lost too much weight.”
“Now, I eat a bit of everything,” she said adding that she still trains three times a week with Harley Pasternak.

So basically Megan Fox ate a hamburger before being a vegan killed her and went from emaciated to slightly less emaciated, but let’s just call her Rubenesque because apparently LeAnn Rimes writes for Us Magazine now. I look forward to her next article, “Fitting Through Keyholes and Loosing Fatty Teeth: A Real Woman’s Guide!”

Photo: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Sporange

    She still has a lot of fat – I’d guess about 185 pounds of it in that idiot husband of hers.

  2. Jack Ketch

    … and still has that completely vacuous look on her face (that results from having the IQ of a mushroom). However, she still has that “I’m sooo hot” look which irritates the fuck out of me.

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    Jigs
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she’s the thumb out in this one.

  4. well you can cure being thin. too bad you can’t cure stupid. looks a little better tho, must say

  5. I think vegan was a euphemism for ‘anorexic’.

  6. First, she loses the tat. Now she starts eating sensibly. What next? immerse herself in academia for eight years to earn a GED?

  7. SisterRay

    Whoa, this article is like… acknowledging that celebrities are really skinny… and seems to almost support women who look more like Kelly Brook. I’m flabbergasted… touched. My DDs are happy now.

    • Richard McBeef

      your EEE gunt is still not happy. All fat chicks have big tits.

      • kimmykimkim

        Not true Richard! I have D’s and I’m not fat.

      • Richard McBeef

        pics or it didn’t happen. please send them to richardmcbeef3000@gmail.com

        and yes you can have big tits and not be fat, but it’s hard to be fat and not have big tits. fat chicks always cite their fat tits as being awesome or compare them kelly brook’s tits. unfortunately they’re just necessary to go along with all the other plus size stuff.

      • Sorry, Rich, but I know a woman who is QUITE heavy and she doesn’t have more than a handful. Total. Kind of disappointing ‘cuz she blew me a few times and the shortage of shirt puppies was a drag.

  8. Miss Ann Thrope

    “Loosing fatty teeth?” Mr. Fish, you’re better than that. People who spell “lose” with two “o”s are loosers…

  9. Dude of Dudes

    Semen. The other white meat.

  10. LJ

    Next up, Ali Lohan will appear in a pouffy dress and claim to have eaten a “bit of everything” so that she will no longer be described as anorexic.

    (and Lindsay will tweet a picture of Ali with a hamburger on the table in front of her)

  11. Richard McBeef

    She looked a lot better back when she was still human. Although +1 on losing those nasty ass tats.

  12. cc

    She’s preoccupied with her search for a cure for unemployment.

    • Satan

      She did make that movie where she has angel wings that nobody saw.

    • TomFrank

      She’s co-starring in the next Sacha Baron Cohen movie as well as the next Judd Apatow movie. I love how so many people here think actors are unemployed merely because they’re not in the upcoming movies they’re aware of. (Not that she won’t continue to suck in movies, and not the good kind of sucking.)

  13. Al Bundy

    Its a typo. Megan Fox has scurvy now.

    • jess

      She accidentally signed on for a colonial voyage across the Atlantic, and forgot to bring lemons, the poor dear.

  14. Venom

    Thank God she is back.

  15. Satan

    She’ll be making movies with a hand puppet next.

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    liquids
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s the small indention in the middle of her chest? Oh right, that’s where they sucked out her brains…

  17. Frank Burns

    I know how to add some protein to her diet . .

  18. Do any of these people understand that “curvy” is a dating-site euphemism for “lardass”?

  19. Rich

    stub thumb

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Ms Fox looks plastic fantastic.

  21. Parker

    I’ll still pork her butt any time.

  22. forrest gump

    ………….but still as WHORY as ever, folks!!

  23. SIN

    Hot as ever…but still unemployed.

  24. V

    Dear people of the world – You know what a curve is?

    ) (

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    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Those thumbs

  26. Three times a week huh? Bitch I go to the gym six times a week. Know what that means? I can eat whatever the hell I want, and not worry about becoming “curvy.” Go eat your fruits and nuts, and wash a car or something.

  27. Megan Fox TIFF
    Commented on this photo:

    She apparently heard that she was up for consideration for a movie role, so she was preparing to close the deal the only way she knows how.

  28. She’s put on so much weight I almost didn’t realize Dan Akroyd was hiding behind her.

  29. That’s “curvy”? Why is it that all these actors train with this Pasternak guy, yet they still look like shit? Really not hating, but seems like Pasternak is more concerned with pushing his “brand”, rather hen actually being a good trainer.

  30. Megan Fox TIFF
    Lol
    Commented on this photo:

    THREE INVISIBLE DICKS!

  31. Lady

    Even when at her skinniest, her arms are still squishy as hell. I bet if she ever did manage to get fat, she’d have those big polish sausage looking arms.

  32. sandra

    Just remembered curve, in Poland and Croatia, means whore.

  33. Zombie Kitty

    Look at those arms… FAT BITCH!!!!!

  34. Arzach

    She doesn’t get it, she only needs to stop being Bryan-Austin-Greengan to succeed

  35. RunnerGirl

    I think she looks great. I wouldn’t describe her as “curvy”, but she certainly doesn’t look emaciated to me. Minus the shitty tat’s and the herpes, I’d trade bodies with her.

  36. Jay

    Oh, go snort some cocaine off your husband’s cock and overdose, you fat-ass gunt.

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    Lpppooooll
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s still relevant? Also, nice butt-ugly cow shoes. Great way to show everyone you’re not vegan.

    • Kitten karloso

      They still could be vegan, although, I think vegan in Hollywood generally means vegan diet only.

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    Lindsay
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s weird is that all the fat that should have gone to her boobs went right to her arms. Interesting.

  39. ay

    who cares? this chick is played out, the botox look killed this broad

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    Durwood Toilet
    Commented on this photo:

    Already past her prime at 25. Not that hot.

    • Durwood Toilet

      Don’t get me wrong. I’d still fart in her lunch box.
      She IS much hotter than my wife, but my wife is a big, fat donut-eating cow with ape-like features.

  41. YaYa

    the only place it looks like she gained any weight at all is in her arms

  42. David

    Anyone else notice the weird old guy stalking in the shadows behind her?

  43. I agree with several posters here that Megan Fox looks considerably better than she has in recent months, but she was much prettier when she first came on the scene and hadn’t had CalTrans working in her face.

    I really don’t mind a bit of ink on a gal, but kudos to her for ridding herself of some of her tats. Without them she’s fucking gorgeous.

  44. c.bell

    She always looks good

  45. Sara

    Uh she is still skinny as hell. If this is “curvy” then I am obese. And so are all other average girls out there. Obese. If we lose some weight we are curvy. But once you hit 120 and below it’s like “Omg look at that bitch she must be anorexic to stay skinny wow her bones are gross no way that’s natural or healthy ewwwww”
    What do you people want.

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    Donald Trump
    Commented on this photo:

    God damn – he got ugly!

  47. ilaida

    I respect a porn star more than megan fox…Is it enough said ?

  48. ledsas

    Megan is a system bitch
    Hollywood is a bitch system…
    Here is the summary of this dirty show world..

  49. sayghe

    stop to watch bitches like megan…such cheap girls are breaking rating records because of your wasting time at TV.Please, treat fairly to these system dolls(or sex dogs) and never watch them…Im a woman and I dont like to see half-naked women like megan everywhere…
    Because of this dirty whores, men want women to look like them…First of all I am a human and I will never sell myself…But the world wants to acclaim such cheap whores….

  50. tara

    This girl looks like a dirty porn star…The world has so many fucking bitches who want to be famous like her…and who can take the clothes off to be popular…megan fox is a cheap whore of this cheap system called hollywood…hollywood is full of whores..megan is just one of them but the best she is…the best boss bitch…If ı was a man I would pee on your scouring spounge looking face…megan,go to hell and let this world breathe….the world will be cleaner and livable place without you….

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