Originally, this was going to be a post about Megan Fox actually complimenting Rosie Huntington-Whitely instead of talking out her ass and making Steven Spielberg fire Michael Bay’s best Ferrari washer. So just assume she’s done hating herself for banging Shia LaBeouf. Anyway, that was before Megan Fox came out of a bagel shop with a clearly outlined labia majora, and you’ve got to react quickly to breaking news at this job. Someone could’ve died without this information, and I’m not just talking about those Make-a-Wish kids because they could go at any second. That said, if one of them abused charity to make this happen, muchos gracias, and may the afterlife be lush with beavery you can actually touch, you valiant chariot of goodwill towards men.
Photos: Fame/Flynet
She transformed for a hottie who got paid to make Jennifer’s Body to a homeless chick who drinks her own urine.
yeasty and warm, yearning for a smear.
That is just nasty dude.
you should be in prison, you’d fit right in
Weird. zooming in closer, I swear I can hear it calling out for Reese Witherspoon
Gonna need pliers to yank those pants out.
Those are $260.00 slacks and she’s got about $50 worth stuck in her snatch.
Meh
She looks pissed, like someone schmeared shit on her bagel instead of cream cheese.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on Megan Fox’s labia. These are a few of my favorite things.
apparently there is some confusion here. let me help. next time you think you might see a cameltoe, consult the following pictures to make sure it’s not just a wrinkle in yoga pants.
http://tips21.com/videos/images/miss-canada-camel-toe-3.jpg
http://thickgirls.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/little-girl-camel-toe.jpg
thank you RM. that’s what i figured . but i am not sure anymore on what is considered a camel toe.
EWWW why does that say >little girl camel toe” wtf kind of websites you visit FREAK
pretty sure that little girl is anna kournikova.
Yeah, I was reluctant to click on that.
I thought it was Bar Refaeli.
No picture she could ever take will ever even begin to be as humiliating as having the world know she banged Shia Labeouf.
Feel kinda bad for her here. A full groin zoom shot is kinda jacked even if I enjoy seeing it. It’s not like she called ahead to the paps and said “Just make fucking sure you get the huge breakfast burrito in the background, got it?”
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
lol
Fish is right, I tried feeding Megan’s cameltoe a cruller. It was no go.
Its hungry to eat bagels but I’m hungering to it…
Its hungry to eat bagels but I’m hungering to eat it…
this is the weirdest thing ever lol
why are you people so obsessed with “camel toes”
Because we’re not gay….
Nice
I can only imagine the hoards of cream cheese cumming out of her love triangle.
She has some of the best camel toe in the business.
nothing like a good dromedary digit….
OK, I officially fucking object!!! This is the second consecutive Megan Fox post that fails to show her ass! Seriously? Yoga pants and previously in a bikini and not one shot of her best asset?
It looks like it’s chewing the bagel
I could use a hot meal.
I think I see its tongue hanging out..
Look at that swollen lip. That cameltoe’s totally trying to warn Rhianna. “Run bitch, Run”
If you stopped posting pictures of her, we wouldn’t have to put up with her ass.
oh yes. Time to use the zoom tool.
I just saw “Friends With Kids.” Fox was skinny in that movie. She’s gained a lot of weight since then, according to this photo.
Thus explains why she’s at the bagel store. She’s getting portly.
portly is a stretch. she was too skinny at one point.
megan>rosie
Megan Fox is such a bad-ass she can crack that knuckle.
Wow, even her camel toe isn’t worthwhile.
like to see her on tv. in low cut tops and tight shorts. maybe running, doing some sprinting. eating bananas shinning fireman poles. you know just your average tv show. think baywatch meets banana eating pole shiner. where she occasionally gets yogurt sprayed all over face. basic kid show.
Megan fox in yoga pants at a bagel shop, it’s like two holes in one.
Vag gap is so gross
Not sourdough, I trust?
I hate those friggin Ugg boots. You gotta love humans. They see a few people wear them, then think “I need to be a sheep, and buy them too. Just to look like every other sheep who wears them”.
Stupid humans!
Your logic is shit, because I don’t know or see ANYONE wearing that shit. And I see hundreds of people daily at my job.
I’d butter her biscuit
She might be the hottest girl in america
Seriously, how big or droopy are this woman’s pussy lips? Looks like she’s doing the “duck lips” thingy for the picture with them!!
Nice parking skills Megan!
Please let these people live anyways, come on. Is this fair on anyone, honestly, just thinking.
Yummy.
I really love it its good for licking.
I’d eat the daylights out of it. yummm
T think you meant her camel toe-thumb.