Megan Fox’s Cameltoe Hungers For Bagels

The Superficial / March 13, 2012

Originally, this was going to be a post about Megan Fox actually complimenting Rosie Huntington-Whitely instead of talking out her ass and making Steven Spielberg fire Michael Bay’s best Ferrari washer. So just assume she’s done hating herself for banging Shia LaBeouf. Anyway, that was before Megan Fox came out of a bagel shop with a clearly outlined labia majora, and you’ve got to react quickly to breaking news at this job. Someone could’ve died without this information, and I’m not just talking about those Make-a-Wish kids because they could go at any second. That said, if one of them abused charity to make this happen, muchos gracias, and may the afterlife be lush with beavery you can actually touch, you valiant chariot of goodwill towards men.

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