Megan Fox’s Cameltoe Hungers For Bagels

March 13th, 2012 // 56 Comments

Originally, this was going to be a post about Megan Fox actually complimenting Rosie Huntington-Whitely instead of talking out her ass and making Steven Spielberg fire Michael Bay’s best Ferrari washer. So just assume she’s done hating herself for banging Shia LaBeouf. Anyway, that was before Megan Fox came out of a bagel shop with a clearly outlined labia majora, and you’ve got to react quickly to breaking news at this job. Someone could’ve died without this information, and I’m not just talking about those Make-a-Wish kids because they could go at any second. That said, if one of them abused charity to make this happen, muchos gracias, and may the afterlife be lush with beavery you can actually touch, you valiant chariot of goodwill towards men.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    George P Burdell
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    She transformed for a hottie who got paid to make Jennifer’s Body to a homeless chick who drinks her own urine.

  2. yeasty and warm, yearning for a smear.

  3. Megan Fox Cameltoe
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    Weird. zooming in closer, I swear I can hear it calling out for Reese Witherspoon

  4. Frank "Bagels" Burns

    Gonna need pliers to yank those pants out.

  5. She looks pissed, like someone schmeared shit on her bagel instead of cream cheese.

  6. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on Megan Fox’s labia. These are a few of my favorite things.

  7. Richard McBeef

    apparently there is some confusion here. let me help. next time you think you might see a cameltoe, consult the following pictures to make sure it’s not just a wrinkle in yoga pants.

    http://tips21.com/videos/images/miss-canada-camel-toe-3.jpg

    http://thickgirls.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/little-girl-camel-toe.jpg

  8. EricLr

    No picture she could ever take will ever even begin to be as humiliating as having the world know she banged Shia Labeouf.

  9. Feel kinda bad for her here. A full groin zoom shot is kinda jacked even if I enjoy seeing it. It’s not like she called ahead to the paps and said “Just make fucking sure you get the huge breakfast burrito in the background, got it?”

  10. Deacon Jones

    NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  11. Ganja Din

    Fish is right, I tried feeding Megan’s cameltoe a cruller. It was no go.

  12. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    little turtle head
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    Its hungry to eat bagels but I’m hungering to it…

  13. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    IND
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    this is the weirdest thing ever lol

    why are you people so obsessed with “camel toes”

  14. I can only imagine the hoards of cream cheese cumming out of her love triangle.

  15. El Jefe

    She has some of the best camel toe in the business.

  16. Megan Fox Cameltoe
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    nothing like a good dromedary digit….

  17. BigOkie

    OK, I officially fucking object!!! This is the second consecutive Megan Fox post that fails to show her ass! Seriously? Yoga pants and previously in a bikini and not one shot of her best asset?

  18. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    ZombieKitty
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    It looks like it’s chewing the bagel

  19. cc

    I could use a hot meal.

  20. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    turd da third
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    I think I see its tongue hanging out..

  21. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    SDSADP
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that swollen lip. That cameltoe’s totally trying to warn Rhianna. “Run bitch, Run”

  22. Jay

    If you stopped posting pictures of her, we wouldn’t have to put up with her ass.

  23. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    hi
    Commented on this photo:

    oh yes. Time to use the zoom tool.

  24. Sean

    I just saw “Friends With Kids.” Fox was skinny in that movie. She’s gained a lot of weight since then, according to this photo.

  25. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    ken
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    megan>rosie

  26. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    Clown Shoes
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    Megan Fox is such a bad-ass she can crack that knuckle.

  27. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    YagiSka
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    Wow, even her camel toe isn’t worthwhile.

  28. idea guy

    like to see her on tv. in low cut tops and tight shorts. maybe running, doing some sprinting. eating bananas shinning fireman poles. you know just your average tv show. think baywatch meets banana eating pole shiner. where she occasionally gets yogurt sprayed all over face. basic kid show.

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    freeman
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    Megan fox in yoga pants at a bagel shop, it’s like two holes in one.

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    NOI
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    Vag gap is so gross

  31. The Most Interesting

    Not sourdough, I trust?

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate those friggin Ugg boots. You gotta love humans. They see a few people wear them, then think “I need to be a sheep, and buy them too. Just to look like every other sheep who wears them”.

    Stupid humans!

    • Man

      Your logic is shit, because I don’t know or see ANYONE wearing that shit. And I see hundreds of people daily at my job.

  33. jones

    I’d butter her biscuit

  34. ace11

    She might be the hottest girl in america

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    AteIsEnough
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    Seriously, how big or droopy are this woman’s pussy lips? Looks like she’s doing the “duck lips” thingy for the picture with them!!

  36. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    Mentally disabled maybe?
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    Nice parking skills Megan!

  37. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    Mud
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    Please let these people live anyways, come on. Is this fair on anyone, honestly, just thinking.

  38. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    yowillie
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    Yummy.

  39. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    Abocco
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    I really love it its good for licking.

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    snowman
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    I’d eat the daylights out of it. yummm

  41. Megan Fox Cameltoe
    Commented on this photo:

    T think you meant her camel toe-thumb.

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