If you’re like me, you probably forgot Megan Fox is still a thing and/or alive, so here she is wearing a bikini in Hawaii which hopefully will create new, lasting memories. Memories like, “Honey, don’t come in here. I’m watching golf.” Or “Yes, I’m working. This is just a very sexual spreadsheet.”
Cherish them.
Photos: GSI Media
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Observations:
Freshly inflated fakers? Those melons look rock hard.
Diminishing tattoos…..that wretched Marilyn Monroe thing is just about gone. Bravo!
Husband still looks like my Goodyear mechanic.
Perky for sure
She is not pretty ……. is getting old!!
She has a great body but ruined it with those bolt ons; they do not look like they would jiggle an inch. Her pre-op boobs suited her frame (i.e. her honeymoon bikini body). Could she not have found a better surgeon? For example, one that would not supplement silicone/salin for rocks?
Looks like she’s had a boob job
wtf are those?
This chick goes to Hawaii like once a month. Must be nice!
her tits look ridiculously-bolted on in the first picture, but all the others they look normal & much smaller.
did she get a boob job????
Yeah, what is it exactly that she’s taking a vacation from again? I think we can just call this “still doing nothing, but in a different place this week.” Shouldn’t “vacation” be reserved for someone taking a break from some kind of activity?
No butt shots = FAIL
Rock hard, fake tits = 2 x FAIL
No Back shots, come on!!
new boobs or they are just showing more cause shes’ so skinny? could be… and gosh I wish she didn’t remove that marylin tattoo it’ looks stupid now!
Someone needed to stop her from having more plastic surgery at T1. And one needs to work in order to go on vacation so those 2 are just doing their day to day in a different location.
Please, go away! Your new movie “Friends with Benefits” is getting trashed. A Lionsgate film, gee, what a surprise.
Go find the nearest highway wherever’s closest, and play out in traffic. Hopefully some car will run over and drag your plastic carcass enough miles so there’s nothing left.
Can’t wait for “Transformers 4″
Do you mean “Friends with *Kids*”?….as opposed to “Friends with *Benefits* which had Mila Kunis…..
Yes, I can too see your hardon
I love her plastic tits. The faker they look the better. I hope she gets bigger and even faker ones. I’m in love.
your all saying she got a boob job like its a bad thing…
When you have the natural beauty of Megan Fox it is a bad thing.
@Troll Hunter natural?
“not here i dont want to get crabs”
OMG, THEY ARE ANTI GRAVITY
I see she got a larger set of bolt on titty balls. They look way too firm & hard for regular titties…
Looks like Brian Austin Green stuck it out long enough that he because the more famous half of the couple again.
Yes, there is evidence of shrinkage.
C’mon Brian, get that load in my mouth. Right here in the kisser honey!
this gal is sly – she thinks if she increases her boobage bit by bit, no one will notice….judging by how much she has fucked up her face, I am guessing her rack will be VERY noticeable by the time she is finished
Freaking David silver
Those are new!
She’s got the most amazing body I have seen in a long time, she’s perfect.
“Wait. So Transformers was the apex of my career? And what does apex mean, anyway?”
Dong be looking big today,ummm
No, No, I just don’t see it!!! Trying but I dont see it!
Does she ever smile?
Don’t you hate it when you’re passed out on the kitchen bench and some buttmunch decides to write his shopping list on your torso? Me as well.
I’d tattoo My name on her ass… maybe we could turn her into a new literacy project for deprived boys that use their right hands too much……
$5 dolla fo’ yo’ gold flea colla.
new jugs.
So she never once turned away from the camera? Rookies.
She gained weight. And boobs.
Looks like she’s afraid of going all wet, lol. And what about sex – I don’t wanna know…
OBVIOUSLY FAKE TITS. I’d still stick my dick in her ear though.
40 pics and not a single ass shot? lol@you paying for these pictures. Shitty photog is shitty.
Those titties look rock hard
I’ll take her boob job over flapjacks any day! Fucking this chick would be like giving your dick a full body massage while rolling on E.
I’d give her a run
modern chik !
awesome figure
They do this to all the celebrities for close ups…honestly I yalwas think those poor girls must have 5000 times the complex about their appearance that we do, because not only do they have the same insecurities every woman has, but then they have the media confirming for them with every printed picture, “Nope, you’re definitely not good enough at all — see how much we have to completely change everything about your appearance to make you worthy of being printed?” They even changed her eye color, for goodness’ sake!Yeah, I’d rather be me.
seects
Someone looks like they used her body to write a term paper.
Not a good picture of her breast implants.
NICE RACK!