If you’re like me, you probably forgot Megan Fox is still a thing and/or alive, so here she is wearing a bikini in Hawaii which hopefully will create new, lasting memories. Memories like, “Honey, don’t come in here. I’m watching golf.” Or “Yes, I’m working. This is just a very sexual spreadsheet.”
Cherish them.
Photos: GSI Media
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Observations:
Freshly inflated fakers? Those melons look rock hard.
Diminishing tattoos…..that wretched Marilyn Monroe thing is just about gone. Bravo!
Husband still looks like my Goodyear mechanic.
Perky for sure
She is not pretty ……. is getting old!!
She has a great body but ruined it with those bolt ons; they do not look like they would jiggle an inch. Her pre-op boobs suited her frame (i.e. her honeymoon bikini body). Could she not have found a better surgeon? For example, one that would not supplement silicone/salin for rocks?
Looks like she’s had a boob job
wtf are those?
This chick goes to Hawaii like once a month. Must be nice!
her tits look ridiculously-bolted on in the first picture, but all the others they look normal & much smaller.
did she get a boob job????
Yeah, what is it exactly that she’s taking a vacation from again? I think we can just call this “still doing nothing, but in a different place this week.” Shouldn’t “vacation” be reserved for someone taking a break from some kind of activity?
No butt shots = FAIL
Rock hard, fake tits = 2 x FAIL
No Back shots, come on!!
new boobs or they are just showing more cause shes’ so skinny? could be… and gosh I wish she didn’t remove that marylin tattoo it’ looks stupid now!
Someone needed to stop her from having more plastic surgery at T1. And one needs to work in order to go on vacation so those 2 are just doing their day to day in a different location.
Please, go away! Your new movie “Friends with Benefits” is getting trashed. A Lionsgate film, gee, what a surprise.
Go find the nearest highway wherever’s closest, and play out in traffic. Hopefully some car will run over and drag your plastic carcass enough miles so there’s nothing left.
Can’t wait for “Transformers 4″
Do you mean “Friends with *Kids*”?….as opposed to “Friends with *Benefits* which had Mila Kunis…..
Yes, I can too see your hardon
I love her plastic tits. The faker they look the better. I hope she gets bigger and even faker ones. I’m in love.
your all saying she got a boob job like its a bad thing…
When you have the natural beauty of Megan Fox it is a bad thing.
@Troll Hunter natural?
“not here i dont want to get crabs”
OMG, THEY ARE ANTI GRAVITY
I see she got a larger set of bolt on titty balls. They look way too firm & hard for regular titties…
Looks like Brian Austin Green stuck it out long enough that he because the more famous half of the couple again.
Yes, there is evidence of shrinkage.
C’mon Brian, get that load in my mouth. Right here in the kisser honey!
this gal is sly – she thinks if she increases her boobage bit by bit, no one will notice….judging by how much she has fucked up her face, I am guessing her rack will be VERY noticeable by the time she is finished
Freaking David silver
Those are new!
She’s got the most amazing body I have seen in a long time, she’s perfect.
“Wait. So Transformers was the apex of my career? And what does apex mean, anyway?”
Dong be looking big today,ummm
No, No, I just don’t see it!!! Trying but I dont see it!
Does she ever smile?
Don’t you hate it when you’re passed out on the kitchen bench and some buttmunch decides to write his shopping list on your torso? Me as well.
I’d tattoo My name on her ass… maybe we could turn her into a new literacy project for deprived boys that use their right hands too much……
$5 dolla fo’ yo’ gold flea colla.
new jugs.
So she never once turned away from the camera? Rookies.
She gained weight. And boobs.
Looks like she’s afraid of going all wet, lol. And what about sex – I don’t wanna know…
OBVIOUSLY FAKE TITS. I’d still stick my dick in her ear though.
40 pics and not a single ass shot? lol@you paying for these pictures. Shitty photog is shitty.
Those titties look rock hard
I’ll take her boob job over flapjacks any day! Fucking this chick would be like giving your dick a full body massage while rolling on E.
I’d give her a run
modern chik !
awesome figure
They do this to all the celebrities for close ups…honestly I yalwas think those poor girls must have 5000 times the complex about their appearance that we do, because not only do they have the same insecurities every woman has, but then they have the media confirming for them with every printed picture, “Nope, you’re definitely not good enough at all — see how much we have to completely change everything about your appearance to make you worthy of being printed?” They even changed her eye color, for goodness’ sake!Yeah, I’d rather be me.
seects
Nah, they answered there own question at “be Megan Fox”
Why do some retards insist on defending tattoos & other moron’s decision to get tattoos? Is there something useful or worthwhile about having a tattoo, other than advertising to the entire world that you’re a narcissistic low class retard?
Only difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is that tattooed people don’t give a fuck that you don’t have tattoos.
No, Jennie McCarthy told him/her.
That’s exactly what I came here to post.
Photographer prolly dropped camera to have a good fap when he got a look at her ass (I know I would).
LOLOL! ^5
super fake….urrrgh!
I could spend a whole day nibbling on her left peak…
They’re the same tits she had before… nothing new here.
i agree…awhile back they were a bit smaller but were at least real. they aren’t huge now but look hard as rocks. ugh
Glad I’m not alone in my disappointment. She has a world class butt and not a single picture from the back. FAIL!!!
haters gonna hate..
did you copy and paste that stale meme all on your own…lol… she doesn’t have a great figure and needs to adjust her chicken cutlets, one is swinging to the side…just another pathetic scheduled photo shop.. err photo op… blah
I will masturbate to this.
They look hard because they are def a new set of implants. They take time to settle.
lol they were fake before too!
What is it with these young chicks into old dudes?
first, you would need to own a camera, then you would need to stop drinking malt liquor with your mom, and all her Baptist choir lady friends.
hehehe Why do you assume we care about our moms?
@pornstar that recipe you have for masturbation that involves a camera, your mom, and malt liquor is all your own, chief. Great story though.
Retroactively?
Beautiful girl, ugly tatooes. Why print slogans or etc. on your body?
The body can be beautiful with diet, exercise and motivations.The
“trailer park trash” ink is ugly. Girls… wake up – we don’t like
stupid picures on your lovely body. No more tatooes, please.
Since you seem to be speaking for all men I am just going to go ahead and speak on behalf of all women: We are on this site for the same reason as you: to look at hot ass. We do not sift through the comments and look for pointers on how to please you, so just don’t even waste your breath. “Oh I better go read the comments on thesuperficial.com so I’ll know how to be more attractive” is not what we are thinking. I guarantee you. I don’t even have any tattoos…I’m just sayin.
…you obviously do not like tattoos, then don’t go after women with tattoos, there ya go, problem solved…
bodies with cellulitis, stretch marks, scars are beauty too cause those are the “tats” u got with the time and as far as i know most women cant do anything against that so no diet, exercise or a freking motivation can fix that…im not gonna starve myself to please a dick like u im happy with my body like most women should.
Are you seriously deriding Megan Fox for not doing something so that she can be even hotter? She is retarded hot. Don’t complain. (oh, and you are a judgmental ass)