It’s been almost four years since Steven Spielberg made Michael Bay fire Megan Fox after she called him Hitler causing her career to basically flatline even though she thought she was Jesus’ gift to movies and not at all one of eight million girls who get off a bus in LA everyday and are fully capable of washing a Ferrari. But now that she has a baby to support and her husband’s only famous for playing Tori Spelling‘s boyfriend 20 years ago, Megan Fox realized she should probably go crawling back to Michael Bay before she turns 28 and might as well be his grandmother. Radar reports:
“It was Megan that made the first move to talk with Michael,” a source tells Radar.
“Since Transformers, she hasn’t been getting the leading lady roles she had hoped for and Megan was starting to get concerned that it was because of what she said about Michael.
“So, she swallowed her pride, picked up the phone and spoke with him to clear the air and apologize. She told him how thankful she was to have been casted by him in the first place, and that she was totally out of line to say what she said.
“In the end she realized that Michael may be a hard taskmaster, but he does it purely to get the best out of his actors on set.
“Michael said he had a role she would be perfect for and was willing to forgive and forget the incident because he’s a big fan of hers,” the source says.
To the shock of everyone, that role ended up being April O’Neil in the new live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie which is in the process of being re-written presumably to include, “Dude, just TONS of scenes where the Turtles are nailing her. I’m talking ninja fight, then BOOM, Donatello’s on it. Another ninja fight, POW, Raphael’s turn. On that note, I’ll be playing all four, and they use C4 instead of gay weapons now. SIEG HEIL.”
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Typo there… “Swallowed her pride…” should read “Swallowed his load…”
Meagn Fox may be her name but that new face is of someone I don’t even know ?
Her mission to become asian is almost complete.
How this talentless (and frankly unattractive) twat keeps getting work baffles me.
Same method Olivia Munn uses. Suck cock, suck cock, suck cock, swallow. Repeat.
Has she apologized to Spielberg? That’s the big deal. But she will be out of Hollywood in a few years anyway. No talent and aging tends to have that effect.
He must have some special bedroom skills to hang on to her for so many years.
Of course her on set trailer trysts with her Transformers co star may have traumatized her so badly that this relationship is her bomb shelter…she ain’t never coming out again.
Mr. Roarke: “Smiles everyone. Smiles.”
Tattoo: “Hey boss, what’s her fantasy?”
Mr. Roarke: “She wants to be an actress, but the only part she will be playing is a dirty little school in my bedroom tonight. For once, my fantasy will come true.”
*school girl* damn i messed up.
Wasn’t she in THIS IS 40? If she got in good with Apatow, that is continuous work in movies and on TV.
“Wasn’t she in THIS IS 40?” That’s a hard question to answer—did anyone actually see that movie?
Duck-faced cheek implants – gross. Pockets hanging out of jean shorts – also gross. Ridiculous amount of face-fillers – really gross.
Jesus Christ, her face. Kim Kardashian eat your heart out.
And Fish, every day is only one word if used as an adjective. Editing …
How many words is “nitpicking”?
Cher the Tenth, I love you.
Just sayin’, if you write a blog, know basic English rules. Yes, I’m a nitpicker. I think that’s one word …
So…Megan Fox is being cast as a pizza delivery girl? Is this movie about what I think it’s going to be about?
“Did someone order a pizza?” Bow-chicka-wah-wah…
I was never a fan of hers, but she really fucked up her face. I hope she found the cure for her verbal diarrhea. That was another big problem she had.
“Since Transformers, she hasn’t been getting the leading lady roles she had hoped for and Megan was starting to get concerned that it was because of what she said about Michael.” The source continued, “Nobody wanted to be the one to tell her that the problem might be that she has no acting ability and her face is congealing.”
What did she do to her face? She looks like older women who’ve had work done.
SHE CO-STARRED IN “THIS IS 40″!!!!!!!!!! She has had a VERY SUCCESSFUL Modeling career since Transformers.
Let’s not get too excited. She was listed eighth in the credits of “This is 40,” a movie that got reviews like this one from the NY Post: “No one could be as whiny, spoiled, tasteless, combative and reliant on annoying stand-up comedy riffs as the entire cast of this film, the most disappointing one of the year.”
She’s not exactly tearing it up, success-wise.
To “co-star” would mean that the actor has to contribute something to the storyline with their acting ability. Given Megan Fox is completely devoid of anything close to “acting ability”, Fox’s contribution to 40 was more along the lines of “decoration” in the form of “tits&ass”.
She’s had so much work done she’s beginning to look like a Kardashian. (NOT a compliment.)
Yet another shining example of female empowerment. Unless you kiss and suck your way up, you are not going anywhere.
They taught us differently back when I was growing up, which explains why I don’t have a job.
This fuckin’ whore. Maybe the crew will give her bad coke and she’ll OD. Walking STD piece of shit.
Michael Bay is full of shit. Spielberg never had Bay fire Megan at all:
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20471622_20551032_11,00.html
So how about another Charlie’s Angels reboot w/ Megan Fox, Heidi Montag and Miley Cyrus? I it might be fun to see Megan and Heidi on screen together, and Miley would add a fun twist to the situation. Yes, I see myself getting quite rich with this idea!
Can we swap out Megan for JWoww?
As all women have been taught throughout the history of mankind, blowjobs always make everything better.
Megan should leave her face age gracefully since she is very pretty and she doesn’t need surgery. ah i don’t have a job :P
That’s not Brian Austin Green. That’s Rodrigo Santoro, the Brazilian actor.
No shit, I think he was referring to the rest of the pictures when he wrote this title.
The titles in this blog’s pictures are individual, meaning “Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green in The Brahma Beer Booth During Carnival” is the title for this particular picture.
Practicing.
people give meagan fox a lot of shit, but i have seen her in some small parts and in a commercial and she is actually a talented actress. bay knows this, believe me.
blockbuster sci-fi films are not truly an acting skill showcase for anyone.
She looks fucking awful. She fucked up her face. It’s like she wanted to look older. Look at her fucking neck!
She looks horrible……
Her face is terrifying
brian austin green has really downgraded-from beautiful vanessa marcil to this big nose, big forehead, stupid, loud bitch. what the hell.
To be honest I didn’t have much faith in the TMNT movie anyway, and her being April O’Neil, no matter what incarnation they use whether it be reporter/scientist/or student, has pretty much killed any that I had left.
i don¨t agree I love Megan Fox, and no matter what the magazines are writing she seems to have a really sweet personality. You should watch this interview with her i found on fashiontube and maybe you’ll change your mind http://www.fashiontube.com/Videos/Cosmopolitan_Megan_Fox/de67bb7d-87cc-49b4-b39b-987a2b4245f6/