Meg Ryan is a crazy cat lady

first?

ah…she’s taken to going thru peoples empty cars in parking lots…things must be going well…

sloppy 2nd?

No sense of fashion.She used to be sooo pretty.Too bad.

Oh dear…..

She looks like she’s wearing a curtain, either window or shower, I can’t decide which.

And those shoes…

Oh, honey, what’s happened to you? Remember how you used to be cute and spunky, and always had really cute hair? Then your lips started to resemble my goldfish’s, and the spunk and spark left you, and your hair lies limp and lifeless. Is this REALLY how you want to end up?
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P.S.
You smell like cat urine.

It’s good to see somebody other than Scarlett O’Hara making a dress out of curtains. “Not wif Miz Ellen’s poor-teers, you ain’t! Not while I got breff in my body!”

God, I love that movie. And recycling curtains. “I said I was gwine witcha to Atlanta, and gwine I is!” Mammy rules.

The bag lady look is SO IN!

Celebrities have no business going out in public looking like crap. I won’t leave the house looking like that, and no one will be taking MY picture. They have an obligation to look decent at all times. It’s in the contract.

I like her sack dress.

My nana wears sexier shoes.

#7

“You know what trouble I’s talkin’ ’bout. Mr. Ashley be comin’ to Atlanta when he get’s his leave, and you sattin’ there waitin’ for him, just like a spider.”

Her rat nest hair is impressive also.

Why did we ever get rid of mammies?

#12
“Where you goin wit out yo’ shawl and the night arr fixin to set in? An huccumb you didn ax dem gemp-mums to stay for suppa? You ain got no mo manners than a feel han!!!”

Superficial…. you stupid lazy fuck. Why are you always stealing shit from other people’s sites?

This was already on perezhilton.com

Shit they even have one of Brit with rollers in her hair!

P.S. She stole those shoes from a Mayflower pilgrim.

She recently gave interviews in which she tried to blame Dennis Quaid for their divorce…..This cow really believes that her carreer has taken a dive because people are upset over some divorce she had like 7 years ago. Hey! MEG!!! It isn’t the divorce! It’s because you were only good at playing cutsey and you can’t do that anymore! She is starting to look like the next Bridget Bardot, somebody formerly hot but who became a wrechet wreck of a woman.

You’ve got Pale.

WOW…… how do you even get your hair to look like that??? That is unbrushed, unwashed, MADNESS

So is she going to try out for the sequel to Nell or something?

And my, what snappy orthopedic shoes she has one!

Sleepless in the Dumpster

#15

It ain’t fittin’… it ain’t fittin’. It jes’ ain’t fittin’… It ain’t fittin’

#15, #12 — “Besides, Ashley told me he likes to see a girl with a healthy appetite… ”

“Well, what gem’mum folks thinks and what they sez is two diffr’nt things. Besides, I ain’t noticed mizta Ashley axin fo’ to marry ya.”

and, another favorite:

“You’d be a sight mo’ humilated if mizta Kennedy’s lice gets on ya!”

And, of course: “”Taint fittin’, just ‘taint fittin.”

There, I’m done.

#21

Maybe she’s pull up her dress, spin around in circles, revealing her granny panties and perky nipples.

Her outfit is from the Mogatu collection.

#19 LOL!!!!

Mugatu’s Derelict line of clothes does look pretty awesome on Meg.

Those must be her cobblin’ shoes.

Never been a fan of the “bedhead” look. Or the “I-was-gang-banged-by-six-Porteguese-sailors-and-three-finished-in-my-hair” look.

I hate this bitch.

I saw that stupid “When Harry Gave Sally a Fake Orgasm” movie and have never trusted women since. It’s like I have to give them a fucking lie detecter test after we screw so I can know for sure if that was the real deal or if she’d been taking orgasm acting lessons.

At least you bitches have proof when I come. That’s why I like to spunk in your face.

Addicted to scuzz…

well, we’ll have to agree to disagree. MY hair looks JUST LIKE that and i like it!!! I get so many compliments too.

(ok, yes, I am a 58 yr old cat lady)

#28

“Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.”

I hereby dub this day, Movie Quote Day.

I think she is mistakenly trying to channel the MAry-Kate look…

BigJim,
I’m sorry that your wife fakes.

She’s got her new Chinese kid, Daisy, making her clothing now. Should’ve adpoted one from Guatemala.
Thank god she’s almost got enough hair to cover her face, don’t trim it – keep it growin’.
She looks crusty. And like her face is pressed against a window.

BigJim,

I think there’s a reason your wife fakes.

Meg is like the crazy cat lady….but without the cats.

Joe Versus the Bag Lady

She can’t help it if cats flock to her, I mean she IS part fish…just look at her lips.

Like a moth to a flame, baby, like a moth to a flame…

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000303.html

Last time I saw lips like that, they had a hook in ‘em.

If human beings from developed countries could be ordered out of yuppie catalogues, Meg Ryan would be perfect.

Something about her always screamed, “Perfect for winter nights by the fire sitting in an oversized sweater, sipping moderately priced wine and discussing the ‘ups-and-downs’ of past relationships – followed by ten minutes of perfectly executed and non-threatening missionary sex. Quaint neuroses are endearing not off-putting, and safe in front of children. Comes in blonde, bubbly-blonde and off-blonde. $299.95

Warning: Meg Ryan may cause rapid decline into midlife crisis and could increase chance of alcoholism or chronic uncontrolable masturbation, as well as aggravate suicidal ideation.

If I had cheated on my husband with a stubby angry little Australian, and then HE left me to have babies with someone else I’d probably look like that too. For like a day.

#43 – I love you. No one could have said it better.

Maybe she should check out Dennis’s new wifey and take a peek in the mirror. It was his fault? Yeah, riiiight.

Living well is the best revenge. I think I know who is winning between Dennis and Meg.

Gerrald:

I just read your post “I work with a bunch of animals!”

Fucking AWESOME. Too funny!

Oh MAN! Isn’t that sad? I can’t even think of anything nasty to say, as my brain is just too overwhelmed with pity. Just…damn.

Besides, Dr Rokter and Gerald have already said it all.

She’s in character for her new starring role as “Lunchlady”, based on the Adam Sandler song. In it, she portrays a former East German matron who comes to America to dish out mac and cheese to spunky, obnoxious kids. Hilarity ensues.

I walked past a diner the other day, and a homeless chick asked me for a dollar. I said, “Aren’t you Meg Ryan? What’s up with the homeless dress and the crazy hair?” She just mumbled something nasty about Billy Crystal and Tom Hanks, then asked me for the dollar agian. So I kicked her in the pussy.