Meg Ryan adopts a Chinese baby

January 20th, 2006 // 68 Comments

*meg_ryan_thumb1.jpgMeg Ryan, star of such movies as Crap and Crap 2: the Craptathlon, will adopt a Chinese baby later today, according to OK! magazine. The adoption is scheduled to take place at an American consulate in China. An insider tells the publication, “The consulate will formalize the adoption and grant Meg’s new daughter a visa and a social security number. They will probably be flying back to the US immediately after the process is complete.”

China is like the Wal-Mart of adoptions. You touch down at the airport in Beijing and they just start throwing babies and fortune cookies at you. But good for Meg. Now all she needs to do is name the baby Lo Pan and teach it to shoot fire from its eyes.


  1. I guess her son needed a new toy, he’s about that age to start playing with toys made in China. Maybe Meg just felt so bad for buying shit made in the sweat shops, or it was a trade, all new Gucci in return for adopting a kid. And if there are so many orphans in China, maybe they need to stop procreating. FFS, it is now the U.S.’s responsibility to adopt the third worlds orphans too?

  2. elle*

    adrock2xander..
    quote: “No offence to Asians…but I cannot justify why beautiful people see the need to adopt fawkin ugly babies…”

    honestly, wtf is that! you really expect that people are not going to be offended? especially asian people! (myself).
    - – you really got issues.

    she can adopt whoever she wants, if it’s an asian baby so be it.

  3. You people suck.

  4. Starla

    I’m surprised at everyone’s reaction to adrock2xander. This website is called “The Superficial, because you’re ugly” so what do you expect? As for these celebrities who adopt babies from other countries…. Well let’s just say that most celebrities aren’t dealing with a full deck. They are all just plain weird in some way shape or form. I think it’s because they have so much money that they get bored easily and well they honestly think they are above everyone because they are catered to 24 hours a day. They even have to follow kooky religions like Madonna and Tom Cruise. Being Baptist or Catholic just isn’t good enough for them.

    I think we should educate and provide contraception to counties who reproduction rate is so high that so many children are being born to horrible conditions. How many African babies are born with AIDS? That being said, if Meg Ryan wants to adopt a Chinese baby then good for her! :) It’s her life and only she can choose how to live it.

  5. CheepShoos

    I agree with Starla above that “If Meg Ryan wants to adopt a Chinese baby then good for her”. There’s entirely too much virulent hatred on this site. For the Baptists among you here’s a link to the grand puba of hatred, lunatic and fanatic Fred Phelps. THIS is where hatred leads people, and the mean people on this site (99% of you) are no better than this prick
    (I am Baptist and everyone I know is ashamed of this man. Hate is not where it’s at in any circle. It’s not clever witty or to be admired).

    http://www.godhatesamerica.com/ghfmir/main/index.html

  6. Howling_Banshee

    I joined to say this. I agree. Hate is hate and mean people suck (yes, even witty mean people suck. In fact they suck more because they obviously have the intelligence to know better). Hate is hate no matter what mask it wears. Religious hate. Racist hate. “Freedom of speech” hate. “All celebrities are assholes so they deserve it” hate. “We’re just having fun” hate. The haters on this site suck. Mean people suck no matter what their excuse. Bye. H.B.

  7. Don'tPanic

    I think its funny that people are acting like she’s adopting a dog. “Good for her, the child is so needy”. People don’t adopt children for the sake of pity. They adopt children because they want children. Imagine how miserable it would be to raise a child just because you felt sorry for her.

    I agree that we do need to take care of the children here first. But I also concede that it is much harder to adopt domestic. Which kills me because any idiot can pop out a kid, but if you’re not driving the right car, you’re not good enough to adopt.

  8. moomoovacaroo

    comedy is the last bastion of free speech, and yet if an asian man makes fun of asian characteristics he’s immediately pulverized. I’ll be y’all think Chris Rock is the funniest shit around though, don’t you. Damn honkies.

    But since this adrock guy isn’t famous you have to trash him for saying something y’all have probably said behind an asian’s back hundreds of times. Especially considering you’re reading this site, which is all about insults.

    Not to mention the guy had the balls to link to his blog where you could all look at him, KNOWING what that would bring about. I’ll be none of you suburban-living-rap-listening-pasty-ass-metrosexuals have the balls to do that.

  9. moomoovacaroo

    oh, fuck, what a loser I am! My “T” key didn’t work, not once but TWICE! Shit, I’m such a loser, I probably shovel shit for a living!

    LOL Proofreaders I’m waiting.

  10. Wow you guys really love me…i had left Melbourne for the country for a night and my blog is flooded with fan mails…im gona wash up and have a good time shootin some replies/signin autographs later in the day…

    Dont mind if i quote some of you…some choice words there i must say…

    I still stand with the ‘Meg Ryan adopts slanty-eye bit’…*shrugs* what’s the big fuckin deal?

  11. Wow you guys really love me…i had left Melbourne for the country for a night and my blog is flooded with fan mails…im gona wash up and have a good time shootin some replies/signin autographs later in the day…

    Dont mind if i quote some of you…some choice words there i must say…

    I still stand with the ‘Meg Ryan adopts slanty-eye bit’…*shrugs* what’s the big fuckin deal?

  12. AmberDextrose

    One of my fave things on this site, aside from the juicy, bitchin articles, is the chain rattle & response to others’ comments.

    You can guarantee that every godamn day someone will post something that gets the dogs barking. I just wish those dogs weren’t so PC, weren’t so ready to come right over and physically rip your f*ckin head off if you say something they don’t like.

    Makes me think there’s a lot of fear out there, and not a lot of chilled-out fun.

  13. LOOKWHATICANDO

    # 41
    Not at all Bo. I play one in real life.

  14. Karen

    Unbelievable! Children in China are in orphanages because of the one child policy. Women must abandon their babies or be faced with a jail sentence.
    Of all the things superficial that could be commented on, adopting a child is not one of them.
    How many children have any of you adopted in the USA? Or anywhere else for that matter. Looks to me as if YOU are the one being superficial here.

  15. oceansunz

    Wow! I stumbled upon this site by total accident. I am amazed, yes, truly amazed by the nature of everyone’s connversations. Appears to be many ignorant or very stupid comments made on here with no basis for real knowledge on many of the subjects. Yes, I realize I do not have to come to this website anymore, yes, I realize you are free to post anything you desire, and yes, I realize many comments made here were made solely with the intent to “ruffle” feathers. Congratulations, it appears you succeeded!!!

    I personally have adopted a son internationally and am currently in the process of adopting a daughter from the same country. If you are truly trying to have “fun” and think everyone should “lighten up”, maybe you should stick with comments on subjects you personally understand and are familiar with so that no one feels demeaned. Adoption whether it be domestic or international is not to be taken lightly no matter if a celebrity or non-celebrity is the one adopting. This is a LONG process, emotional process; it is a journey to unite families together forever. Any child being adopted by someone who is DESIRING to be a mother or father to this child is one less child that is motherless/fatherless.

    Would be nice for you to have your “fun” in the future at your own expense if you feel this need instead of at the expense of a well intentioned act of love.

    Just my .02 cents! I”m sure not well received. But oh well… afterall, I can see that this board is “open” to most anything anyway…

  16. sarakai

    I got this from adrock2xander…the really asian looking guy who wants to offend no asians by saying really offensive stuff about asians, yeh him… i got this from his site in response to #10
    …………………………
    i wish you a Happy Thanksgivin for sheer and utter ignorance on your part…I really admire people who post without a URL…lots of guts there really…hidin behind your mother perhaps? Or are you still 16?

    Pictures lie and deceive…im 5’11″ and 177 pounds…i wonder if this is your one chance to redeem yourself what with your weekly visits to the Weight Lost Center…or is pickin on someone’s size your only trick? You are a One Trick Pony…and you’ve got a long way to go with subtle attacks mate…

    A vagina? i had so much sex i had syphillis in my early 20s…or did you not read one of my better posts?

    And just because some Caucasians can be/are racists doesnt mean Asians arent subjected to their opinions too…

    Now who’s the bigoted tranny?
    ………………………….
    I’m not sure exactly what ur trying to proove thru this… that ur not asian, or not fat or that u do actually know where a vagina is??? I’m lost.
    I especially like the fact u call him gutless for posting without a URL when u couldnt even post ur comments on this page- maybe too scared he’d actually read it, hmmm?
    And having syphillis in ur early 20s isnt something to boast about, its sick and dirty!

  17. Sad, ignorant fools…i laugh at your incompetance.

  18. duh, doesn’t she know the hottest accessory is a *african* baby…chinese is so last year! http://hollywoodsnark.com

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