Pete Wentz Has Sex With This. Your God Is A Lie.

June 7th, 2013 // 25 Comments

Because nothing quite heals the wounds of getting dumped by your wife like plowing a Megan Fox lookalike, here’s Pete Wentz with his girlfriend Meagan Camper on Justin Bieber‘s turf yesterday. Which is also a reminder that being rich not only places you above the law, but lets you have sex with women so far out of your league you have to take a space shuttle just to see a nipple. You may sob uncontrollably while holding your flaccid penis as you stare at your bank account now. — No, really, I don’t want to be the only one doing it.

Photos: Fame/Flynet

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  1. Meagan Camper Bikini Pete Wentz Girlfriend
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey! We both have tattoos! Hahaha!”

  2. He done good. This one probably didn’t have to have a shit-tonne of plastic surgery to cure the ugly.

  3. Meagan Camper Bikini Pete Wentz Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    “No Bronx, I told you before….a ‘tramp stamp’ is lower down, daddy’s tattoo is MUCH cooler than that”

  4. You have a bank account Fish?? I just keep my money in an old can in the garage, next to the paint I huff.
    Who says life ain’t sweet??

  5. Cock Dr

    How is this guy “rich”? WTF has he done besides briefly marry into the Simpson family?
    Wait a minute…you don’t suppose he’s got some nice clearly focused color shots of Joe Simpson engaged in behaviors that the Simpson clan would much prefer to keep under wraps?

    • Sandoucheky

      Fall Out Boy made millions from touring, and in 10 years, the reunion tours will generate even more than that first run (seriously)

  6. Batu Khan

    First tought was, He’s screwing Megan Fox?! Well, I was half right. There must be a genetic advantage to being named Megan!

  7. We are supposed to be jealous of this? A nobody chick that looks like half the girls in the mall and has one of the most fucking hideous gigantic tramp stamps I have ever seen in my life, really?

    Call me when he is running around with something like Sophie Turner or Kate Upton.

  8. judgingyou

    Well, he upgraded.

  9. Meagan Camper Bikini Pete Wentz Girlfriend
    goober
    Commented on this photo:

    a little skinny and a horrible tat, but not too bad

  10. Meagan Camper Bikini Pete Wentz Girlfriend
    Truk
    Commented on this photo:

    Step 1- find a skinny girl
    Step 2- buy her sunglasses

    Seriously. Who gives a fuck?

  11. Whoopee!!! Now I can sleep nights.

  12. Meagan Camper Bikini Pete Wentz Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    there’s something going on down there

  13. Mike

    shes hot and look natural, I dont like huge breast anyways these are a great size!

  14. tlmck

    She ain’t that hot.

  15. Meh, he’s a hobbit.

  16. Meagan Camper Bikini Pete Wentz Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    Theres something very wrong with her shape from the front o.0
    Her ribs poke out waaay to far,her torso is crazy long,and her waistline is right under her ribcage when it should be lower down…. ?
    Not to mention that from breasts to head,the space is abnoramally long looking.
    She looks like one of these:
    http://www.wildsoundmovies.com/images/men_in_black_coffee_aliens.jpg

    From the side,she looks HOT! But then she walks towwards you and BAM! It looks like she´s standing in a freaky mirror at the fair.

  17. lori

    You know what? Why don’t you quit f*cking referring to women as “this” or “that” and start recognizing that they are human beings just like you. Not put here on this planet solely for your sexual pleasure or to pick apart and put down because they don’t meet your physical expectations. Shut the f*ck up. I’m so tired of this bullshit. I guess I’m just done with this site and the drunken, good for nothing losers who post this shit.

    • Just The Facts

      Lori, you’re missing a great chance at personal growth by quitting this site. All these posters are kindly giving you the chance at furthering your spritiual practice: learning greater detachment and the art of unconditional love. By quitting the site, you’re quitting on furthering your own spiritual growth. But then you’re a weak woman, so none of us should be suprised you quit at the first sign of difficulty.

  18. Meagan Camper Bikini Pete Wentz Girlfriend
    Sorry Charlie
    Commented on this photo:

    “And this, Ashlee, is what’s called an upgrade.”

  19. Meagan Camper Bikini Pete Wentz Girlfriend
    Commented on this photo:

    FUCK YOU PETE WITH A THOUSAND DICKS!!

  20. SQ1

    He SHOULD be fucking Canadian babe Skye Sweetnam. Look her up. Former solo artist and now frontwoman of hardcore hock band Sumo Cyco.

  21. hmm no

    Ugh I hate how these celebrities serial date right in front of their kids! It’s bad enough the circumstances they are raised in with the lack of privacy and excess wealth that spoils their soul rotten then you add serial dating and being introduced to every hoe or deadbeat your parents are banging at the time. Poor kids. How do mothers even handle it when some bimbo holds their child’s hand or calls them sweetie and all that try hard fake crap to their child.

  22. Don Richardson

    I wish all of my rebound relationships looked this good. Money may not be able to buy happiness but it beats the hell out of going through life without it.

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