Pete Wentz Has Sex With This. Your God Is A Lie.
Because nothing quite heals the wounds of getting dumped by your wife like plowing a Megan Fox lookalike, here’s Pete Wentz with his girlfriend Meagan Camper on Justin Bieber‘s turf yesterday. Which is also a reminder that being rich not only places you above the law, but lets you have sex with women so far out of your league you have to take a space shuttle just to see a nipple. You may sob uncontrollably while holding your flaccid penis as you stare at your bank account now. — No, really, I don’t want to be the only one doing it.