Oh Shut Up, Blossom

August 28th, 2012 // 157 Comments
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Probably my biggest peeve in Hollywood besides babies getting run over, is this recent batch of “Attachment Parenting” celebrity moms who basically refuse to make any tough decisions like weaning their children off breast-feeding at a proper age and/or making them stop dangling from your apron strings before they’re 16 and then try to act like they’re mother superior who “sacrificed” for their kids which is easy to do when you’re living off Clueless or sitcom residuals and don’t have to worry about money. Anyway, here’s Blossom talking about her recent car accident and how she soldiered through it without using pain medication because she went through natural childbirth while you used an epidural, so go fuck yourself. Via People:

“[I used] a lot of deep breathing,” she tells Access Hollywood. “Everything I used for natural labor, I absolutely used at the scene of this accident.”
Bialik, 36, says the injury is painful and she needs a lot of rest to heal, but the experience “really reaffirmed my faith in pain with a purpose and the meditative properties, the ability to lower your blood pressure, which women do in labor. It absolutely is what I used to get me through all stages of this [experience].”
The actress – who isn’t taking any prescription pain medication – also tapped her experience as a mom in the moments after the car accident.

In related news, you took some Tylenol for your headache the other day, so now you’re polluted and your kids are going to get cancer and die before the first grade. Dr. Blossom has spoken!

Photos: Getty

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  1. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    diy
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    um labor wasn’t even that bad… hahaha

  2. Carla

    HOLYFUCKINGSHIT AMEN SUPERFISH! This shit is unreal.

  3. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    Blech
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    Her many “sacrifices” have taken a toll on her posture.

  4. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    Blech
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    This should go wrapped around the bottom half of her head.

  5. memmememe

    SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE F UP blossom.

  6. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    SprechenSieDouche
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    yeah, i got thrown off a 20 foot ladder last week and did some deep breathing calming techniques too. BFD. She acts like she’s the fucking only person to ever think of or know anything in the fucking world. Fuck pretentious psuedo-intellectual know it all Mayim Bialik and her GD PhD. But keep Amy on Big Bang, cuz she saved that show. As cute as the blonde is, they did pretty much all they could do with her.

  7. Ben

    Make it go away.

  8. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    what the huh?
    Commented on this photo:

    i had both my kids without drugs but what got me through every car accident ive ever been in is a shit ton of advil, weed and alcohol.

  9. maybe if she tried drugs she would learn how to act. stone-faced and monotone are what you are supposed to be after doing drugs.

  10. Kimberly

    Sorry, I have to be an ass here. I applaud women who can go through childbirth without an epidural and not scream like a banshee.

    I didn’t know it was considered “cool” to take the easy way out…

  11. letuza

    woman that sufferd during labor, are more prone to hit up their children
    unconsciusly of course

  12. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    Tatiana
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    She is uglier than Tori spelling and any other fugly celevrity living or deas Mayim Bialik is the Ugliest woman I have ever seen

  13. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    Tatiana
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    Hilary swank is beautiful in comparison to this horseface mayim why doesn’t anyone tell the truth about how hideous she is. She is the ugliest woman I have ever seen. Sarah Jessica Parker is gorgeous compared to Mayim Bialik I hope you hear this Mayim cuz you think waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much of yourself.

  14. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    Tatiana
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    Her posture? LOOK AT MAYIM BIALIK”S DEformeD FACE SHE LOOKS LIKE AN UGLY MALE HORSE.

  15. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    Tatiana
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    Mayim Bialik has a disease that makes her face grow and not stop called acromegaly.

  16. Mayim Bialik Cast Car Accident Pain Management Breathing Techniques
    intellectual moron
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank the internet . It gives morons something to do other than grafitti.

    Read a book,, Go for a walk. Do something useful

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