Above is what happens when the producers of Fox & Friends desperately need to find someone, anyone, who’s young and voted for Obama but now thinks Mitt Romney is a good idea. Because instead what they, unknowingly, got was comedian Max Rice who somehow managed to make it on the air this morning (I would kill to see his pre-interview answers to convince them he’s legit.) where he proceeded to troll Gretchen Carlson like a harp on live television. In related news, ED-209 just shot the living shit out of a producer inside Roger Ailes’ office which was the only way this could’ve ended. The only way.