For reasons that can only be described as “she blows you so hard time bends on itself,” Lindsay Lohan managed to have a fling with Max George of The Wanted who’s continually denied their relationship because it’s hard to bang more woman if they think your penis breathes fire now. Except he’s finally copped to it after washing his hands (and balls) of her because if there’s one thing Lindsay is even better at, it’s making sure you pay her like a prostitute so she’s not homeless. E! News reports:
I asked him earlier today—while the band was at E! promoting their upcoming series premiering in June for the network, The Wanted Life (working title)—if he and Lohan did actually “snog.”
“Yes, we did—a little one,” George said.
But it sounds like things didn’t go far. “She’s a friend of all of ours and she is a lovely girl,” he said, adding, “We wish her all the best wherever she is.”
Even better, he wants to bang Taylor Swift next which will absolutely happen, and now I can’t wait for her new album, “Holy Shit, AIDS Medication Costs A Lot of Money. Seriously, Max George, What The Fuck?”
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“She’s a friend of all of ours”
Yeah she is.
Probably at the same time. Wait… definitely at the same time.
I usually fuck any female that’s old enough but this bitch I would not fuck; well ok maybe her tits.
Just check your penis for freckling afterwards.
You can avoid “Penile Freckling” by washing your “member” with either apple cider vinegar or goat’s milk immediately upon withdrawal from the offending vagina. At least that’s what I read on a men’s room wall.
That was written by Lindsay. She noticed no one wanted to bang her. Like that’s the real reason. :)
I thought snog just meant kiss? When he says yeah a little one…I thought he was saying just a small make out session
Snog is kiss, it’s shag that means sex. I thought he meant just a little kiss, like a peck. It would explain why he would admit to it when denying everything else.
Though I am sure ‘friend’ likely means ‘coke mule’.
If they ‘did a little snog’ does that mean it was a threesome with Beiber, who no doubt has the tiniest snog in celebritydom?
Hope he rinsed his dick in kerosene, followed by a steamy shower of pure hydrogen peroxide
Snog just means kiss, not have sex.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again… I’m not about to let inconvenient facts and reality get in the way of my amusement.
Facts are so bothersome.
‘Visible’ has a tiny snog.
Could not pony up the full $100,000 eh Max? Cheapskate.
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This boy looks crazier than Lilo. ;)