Thanks For Admitting You Banged Lindsay Lohan, Max George. No One Ever Would’ve Guessed.

February 12th, 2013 // 22 Comments
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For reasons that can only be described as “she blows you so hard time bends on itself,” Lindsay Lohan managed to have a fling with Max George of The Wanted who’s continually denied their relationship because it’s hard to bang more woman if they think your penis breathes fire now. Except he’s finally copped to it after washing his hands (and balls) of her because if there’s one thing Lindsay is even better at, it’s making sure you pay her like a prostitute so she’s not homeless. E! News reports:

I asked him earlier today—while the band was at E! promoting their upcoming series premiering in June for the network, The Wanted Life (working title)—if he and Lohan did actually “snog.”
“Yes, we did—a little one,” George said.
But it sounds like things didn’t go far. “She’s a friend of all of ours and she is a lovely girl,” he said, adding, “We wish her all the best wherever she is.”

Even better, he wants to bang Taylor Swift next which will absolutely happen, and now I can’t wait for her new album, “Holy Shit, AIDS Medication Costs A Lot of Money. Seriously, Max George, What The Fuck?”

Photo: Splash News

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    “She’s a friend of all of ours”

    Yeah she is.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    I usually fuck any female that’s old enough but this bitch I would not fuck; well ok maybe her tits.

  3. Rainey4Pres

    I thought snog just meant kiss? When he says yeah a little one…I thought he was saying just a small make out session

    • Snog is kiss, it’s shag that means sex. I thought he meant just a little kiss, like a peck. It would explain why he would admit to it when denying everything else.

      Though I am sure ‘friend’ likely means ‘coke mule’.

  4. Juch

    If they ‘did a little snog’ does that mean it was a threesome with Beiber, who no doubt has the tiniest snog in celebritydom?

  5. Travis Bickel

    Hope he rinsed his dick in kerosene, followed by a steamy shower of pure hydrogen peroxide

  6. Visible

    Snog just means kiss, not have sex.

  7. Could not pony up the full $100,000 eh Max? Cheapskate.

  8. eirenawilmot61uk

    At ­A­s­k­2­5­.­­c­o­m­, we like to strike sleeping cancer patients in the leg with a baseball bat. Its just what we do!

  9. kery

    This boy looks crazier than Lilo. ;)

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    Nope, nothin’ on board here.

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    Jack Ketch
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    Except that the cheek implants look like shit, that’s all.

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    Pepper's Pot
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    yup, totally sober. no drugs anywhere

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    ruckus
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    Have you ever watched The Parent Trap?

    Have you watched The Parent Trap ON WEED?

    -jon stewart

  14. Lindsay Lohan Max George Dream Hotel Stolen Sweatshirt
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    That dude’s comb-over is almost as bad as her extensions. Almost.

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