The Aunt Jemima/Jesus look is so yesterday. As a celebrity, Matt needs to be on the cutting edge. He should go with the Juan Valdez/Dalai Lama look that is all the range in Milan right now…
where the skinny bitches are
Why is he so screwed up? Check this out:
overheard by Matt’s driver
I’d be screwed up too.
Driver probably got fired though, even is this is fake.
Well I happen to have it on very good authority that the coolest cats in Paris are sporting the Col. Sanders-St. Francis of Assissi fusion and it is rocking the Champs d’Elysee
I can’t believe no one has said this yet, and if they did, my bad………..
Run Forrest, RUN………..
stallion you deserve a medallion..that has to be the smartest thing anyone has said here today besides my own most informative posts of course
What in holy shit is that all about.
He looks like a white Morris Day.
“Somebody get me a mirror!”
Yo ho ho and bottle of cum.
He looks like a housewife…albeit a very big, hairy housewife, but a housewife all the same.
Do I detect sarcasim? The motherfucker only needs a bubba gump hat and it would be perfect…………….
Regarding the school shootings in Montreal and Colorado:
I wish those murder-suicide fuckers would try doing it in the other order for a change.
grizzly adams gone ape shit
to quote the numerous amount of men on here when referring to skank ass bitches…”I’d still hit it.”
56–to paraphrase ’em—I’d let it hit me! Wait……
54 – BigJim, there was a shooting in Wisconsin today too!
Matthew McConaughey Tired!
Matthew McConaughey Hungry!
Matthew McConaughey Drive!
Who IS that guy in the passenger seat?
you know it’s bad when you nearly send someone into both violent convulsions and uncontollable vomiting…why, why, whyyyyyyyyyyyy do some men think it’s a good think to let beards growing uncontrollably like wild grass? oh yeah, he likes wild grass and anything associated with it…just, yuck! gross and ewwwwwwww! no amount of lucious body can compensate for that nasty-looking flea-infested, untamed pubic hairs of the chin look, nope, NOTHING! he’s gone from airhead hunk to darn near homeless bum…
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