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enfilade | September 29, 2006 at 11:43 am
First!
http://www.sidekickwallpaper.com/
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 11:43 am
dammit!
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 11:44 am
I swear I was first!
metrorachel | September 29, 2006 at 11:46 am
He looks like a schnauzer. A schnauzer with great abs, sure…but STILL A SCHNAUZER!
I am disturbed.
sharkbite | September 29, 2006 at 11:47 am
SAY WHAT JESUS?!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
neonink | September 29, 2006 at 11:47 am
He looks like a puppy with his tongue hanging out…
From the neck down… looking good though.
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 11:50 am
I can see why he’s not wearing a shirt
I can see why he’s panting
I can see why he has that look of utter stupidity on his face
But why lord why did he wear that bandana???
Mo | September 29, 2006 at 11:50 am
#4…yes, a schnauzer. With a doo rag.
weenis | September 29, 2006 at 11:51 am
this is the best reaction ever to being named people mag’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 11:52 am
he’s a rebel…pls gimme a break
llllllllll | September 29, 2006 at 11:54 am
BAHAHAHAHAHA he looks like a diesel Jesus of Nazareth or Moses
RichPort | September 29, 2006 at 11:54 am
I think I saw this guy drinking piss from a 40 oz bottle in Bum Fights…
pinky_nip | September 29, 2006 at 11:55 am
Why does he look like he’s about to suck a cock in every pic?
dupababy | September 29, 2006 at 11:55 am
awww c’mon.. i’d hit that shit even with his poochie belly.. only thing i’d need is a big fucking brown paper bag to put over his shaggy dawg head.. what’s up with the aunt jemima hair net? jesus.. does he think no one is watching..
CelebSlam.com | September 29, 2006 at 11:57 am
Isn’t he on LOST?
http://www.celebslam.com
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 11:59 am
no he is Lost
slantingthroughdarkness | September 29, 2006 at 12:01 pm
He’s going undercover. As a bigfoot.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Glossed Over | September 29, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Wonder what he’s listening to? The sound of wolves howling?
http://glossedover.com
DrDanny | September 29, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Hmmm…if you’d all stop trying to be so clever, you’d notice that he really looks like a very handsome man who has enough $$$ to allow him to spend time sculpting his body into something of beauty. I’d give 50 lbs of flab to look like he does!
Brain Embolism | September 29, 2006 at 12:10 pm
Aunt Jemima
Ruby | September 29, 2006 at 12:12 pm
…and if you look very closely, you can see the outline of his Magic Johnson. mmm.
fapfapfap | September 29, 2006 at 12:16 pm
he’s crazy like a fox. all the celeb bullshit gets thrown at him, the constant scrutiny, the absurd sexiest man alive thing, all that, and he just continues to howl at the moon whenever and however he wants. if he saw this site, he’d call all his friends and they’d have a hysterical laughing fit looking at these pictures and comments. he’s free as a bird, people think he’s crazy in a funny way (not like tom or mel), and it has zero impact on his career. you can’t beat him, he already owns the low road.
shell | September 29, 2006 at 12:18 pm
I’d hit it and then play the bongos naked.
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Dr Danny..I know a Danny that is very hot…are you that Danny
DrDanny | September 29, 2006 at 12:23 pm
#24….only if it was 20 years ago. Only in my dreams am I “hot” or anything like it. But back in the day….
krisdylee | September 29, 2006 at 12:25 pm
First, I’d smoke a big ol’ fat one with him, then we’d get the munchies, so then we’d cover eachother with whipped cream and lick each other clean, then he could bang on my bongos for awhile.
Don’t really care about the do-rag or beard, BUT that can be easily remedied.
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 12:25 pm
Bummer. Danny is hot. I’m gonna go find Danny.
EazyE | September 29, 2006 at 12:32 pm
He looks like Will Ferrell pretending to be Grizzly Adams.
This man has to be on some kind of record acid trip.
jrzmommy | September 29, 2006 at 12:34 pm
At first I thought it was my mother-in-law, but then I realized that this person doesn’t have as many dark roots.
Brain Embolism | September 29, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Stop it jrzmommy!!!
iburl | September 29, 2006 at 12:37 pm
As a guy with a beard I am constantly astounded at the crazy reactions beards get. Folks, it’s just the hair that grows out of your face. Most guys would have beards if they would only stop shaving. Why do you shave anyway? Does the feel of a sharp blade against your neck get you off? Do you have stock in Gillette? Do you want to look like a little girl?
combustion8 | September 29, 2006 at 12:37 pm
ladies and gentleman… we have found… the missing link.
JumpingIrish | September 29, 2006 at 12:40 pm
He’s probably doing it for a role in a movie…and if he’s not. Well, I don’t know what to say. Also, it scares me to think that there are still some women out there who would jump him even when he looks like a schnauzer. -#8 that cracked me up!
Ruby | September 29, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Close your goddamned mouth, Matt. Your buddy Lance isn’t in need of your services right now.
jrzmommy | September 29, 2006 at 12:45 pm
I didn’t know Jesus was so into cardio.
snapesworst | September 29, 2006 at 12:46 pm
#14 — what poochie belly? Those are called abs. Sometimes, when you turn your body, the skin looks funny, but if you think you can see someone’s ribs and they’re fat…. you must love nicole richie.
notmeganharris | September 29, 2006 at 12:50 pm
#21 — I noticed, too, and now I have to leave work for a few minutes. Don’t worry, I’ll picture him clean shaven.
skilzaw | September 29, 2006 at 12:52 pm
this is how it started for Nick Nolte. I shit you not.
fucking classy | September 29, 2006 at 1:03 pm
ROFLMAO @ #32
Man, he looks like a homeless guy from the neck up.
EvilPotato | September 29, 2006 at 1:03 pm
He looks like Jeff Bridges as the Dude. More specifically, he looks like the Dude in the scene where he’s picked up by the Malibu cops for running down the middle of the highway, drugged out of his mind and hallucinating.
Also a little bit like Nick Nolte’s famous mugshot.
frenchtoaststix | September 29, 2006 at 1:07 pm
The Aunt Jemima/Jesus look is so yesterday. As a celebrity, Matt needs to be on the cutting edge. He should go with the Juan Valdez/Dalai Lama look that is all the range in Milan right now…
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 1:12 pm
where the skinny bitches are
irec | September 29, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Why is he so screwed up? Check this out:
overheard by Matt’s driver
I’d be screwed up too.
Driver probably got fired though, even is this is fake.
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 1:17 pm
thats old
jrzmommy | September 29, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Well I happen to have it on very good authority that the coolest cats in Paris are sporting the Col. Sanders-St. Francis of Assissi fusion and it is rocking the Champs d’Elysee
Italian Stallion | September 29, 2006 at 1:20 pm
I can’t believe no one has said this yet, and if they did, my bad………..
Run Forrest, RUN………..
radio4play | September 29, 2006 at 1:22 pm
stallion you deserve a medallion..that has to be the smartest thing anyone has said here today besides my own most informative posts of course
Angry Ferret Jones | September 29, 2006 at 1:35 pm
What in holy shit is that all about.
He looks like a white Morris Day.
“Somebody get me a mirror!”
skilzaw | September 29, 2006 at 1:36 pm
barf.
jrzmommy | September 29, 2006 at 1:40 pm
48–oh-ee-oh-ee-oh