I swear I was first!
He looks like a schnauzer. A schnauzer with great abs, sure…but STILL A SCHNAUZER!
I am disturbed.
SAY WHAT JESUS?!
He looks like a puppy with his tongue hanging out…
From the neck down… looking good though.
I can see why he’s not wearing a shirt
I can see why he’s panting
I can see why he has that look of utter stupidity on his face
But why lord why did he wear that bandana???
#4…yes, a schnauzer. With a doo rag.
this is the best reaction ever to being named people mag’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
he’s a rebel…pls gimme a break
BAHAHAHAHAHA he looks like a diesel Jesus of Nazareth or Moses
I think I saw this guy drinking piss from a 40 oz bottle in Bum Fights…
Why does he look like he’s about to suck a cock in every pic?
awww c’mon.. i’d hit that shit even with his poochie belly.. only thing i’d need is a big fucking brown paper bag to put over his shaggy dawg head.. what’s up with the aunt jemima hair net? jesus.. does he think no one is watching..
Isn’t he on LOST?
no he is Lost
He’s going undercover. As a bigfoot.
Wonder what he’s listening to? The sound of wolves howling?
Hmmm…if you’d all stop trying to be so clever, you’d notice that he really looks like a very handsome man who has enough $$$ to allow him to spend time sculpting his body into something of beauty. I’d give 50 lbs of flab to look like he does!
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