I swear I was first!
He looks like a schnauzer. A schnauzer with great abs, sure…but STILL A SCHNAUZER!
I am disturbed.
SAY WHAT JESUS?!
He looks like a puppy with his tongue hanging out…
From the neck down… looking good though.
I can see why he’s not wearing a shirt
I can see why he’s panting
I can see why he has that look of utter stupidity on his face
But why lord why did he wear that bandana???
#4…yes, a schnauzer. With a doo rag.
this is the best reaction ever to being named people mag’s “Sexiest Man Alive”
he’s a rebel…pls gimme a break
BAHAHAHAHAHA he looks like a diesel Jesus of Nazareth or Moses
I think I saw this guy drinking piss from a 40 oz bottle in Bum Fights…
Why does he look like he’s about to suck a cock in every pic?
awww c’mon.. i’d hit that shit even with his poochie belly.. only thing i’d need is a big fucking brown paper bag to put over his shaggy dawg head.. what’s up with the aunt jemima hair net? jesus.. does he think no one is watching..
Isn’t he on LOST?
no he is Lost
He’s going undercover. As a bigfoot.
Wonder what he’s listening to? The sound of wolves howling?
Hmmm…if you’d all stop trying to be so clever, you’d notice that he really looks like a very handsome man who has enough $$$ to allow him to spend time sculpting his body into something of beauty. I’d give 50 lbs of flab to look like he does!
…and if you look very closely, you can see the outline of his Magic Johnson. mmm.
he’s crazy like a fox. all the celeb bullshit gets thrown at him, the constant scrutiny, the absurd sexiest man alive thing, all that, and he just continues to howl at the moon whenever and however he wants. if he saw this site, he’d call all his friends and they’d have a hysterical laughing fit looking at these pictures and comments. he’s free as a bird, people think he’s crazy in a funny way (not like tom or mel), and it has zero impact on his career. you can’t beat him, he already owns the low road.
I’d hit it and then play the bongos naked.
Dr Danny..I know a Danny that is very hot…are you that Danny
#24….only if it was 20 years ago. Only in my dreams am I “hot” or anything like it. But back in the day….
First, I’d smoke a big ol’ fat one with him, then we’d get the munchies, so then we’d cover eachother with whipped cream and lick each other clean, then he could bang on my bongos for awhile.
Don’t really care about the do-rag or beard, BUT that can be easily remedied.
Bummer. Danny is hot. I’m gonna go find Danny.
He looks like Will Ferrell pretending to be Grizzly Adams.
This man has to be on some kind of record acid trip.
At first I thought it was my mother-in-law, but then I realized that this person doesn’t have as many dark roots.
Stop it jrzmommy!!!
As a guy with a beard I am constantly astounded at the crazy reactions beards get. Folks, it’s just the hair that grows out of your face. Most guys would have beards if they would only stop shaving. Why do you shave anyway? Does the feel of a sharp blade against your neck get you off? Do you have stock in Gillette? Do you want to look like a little girl?
ladies and gentleman… we have found… the missing link.
He’s probably doing it for a role in a movie…and if he’s not. Well, I don’t know what to say. Also, it scares me to think that there are still some women out there who would jump him even when he looks like a schnauzer. -#8 that cracked me up!
Close your goddamned mouth, Matt. Your buddy Lance isn’t in need of your services right now.
I didn’t know Jesus was so into cardio.
#14 — what poochie belly? Those are called abs. Sometimes, when you turn your body, the skin looks funny, but if you think you can see someone’s ribs and they’re fat…. you must love nicole richie.
#21 — I noticed, too, and now I have to leave work for a few minutes. Don’t worry, I’ll picture him clean shaven.
this is how it started for Nick Nolte. I shit you not.
ROFLMAO @ #32
Man, he looks like a homeless guy from the neck up.
He looks like Jeff Bridges as the Dude. More specifically, he looks like the Dude in the scene where he’s picked up by the Malibu cops for running down the middle of the highway, drugged out of his mind and hallucinating.
Also a little bit like Nick Nolte’s famous mugshot.
The Aunt Jemima/Jesus look is so yesterday. As a celebrity, Matt needs to be on the cutting edge. He should go with the Juan Valdez/Dalai Lama look that is all the range in Milan right now…
where the skinny bitches are
Why is he so screwed up? Check this out:
overheard by Matt’s driver
I’d be screwed up too.
Driver probably got fired though, even is this is fake.
Well I happen to have it on very good authority that the coolest cats in Paris are sporting the Col. Sanders-St. Francis of Assissi fusion and it is rocking the Champs d’Elysee
I can’t believe no one has said this yet, and if they did, my bad………..
Run Forrest, RUN………..
stallion you deserve a medallion..that has to be the smartest thing anyone has said here today besides my own most informative posts of course
What in holy shit is that all about.
He looks like a white Morris Day.
“Somebody get me a mirror!”
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