Matthew McConaughey’s lady skills make me cry

January 31st, 2008 // 135 Comments

And now’s the part of the day where I try and post something, anything, non-Britney Spears related. Here’s Matthew McConaughey with his ridiculously hot, but pregnant, girlfriend Camila Alves at the premiere of his new movie Fool’s Gold. Also in attendance is the surprisingly alive Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Take it away, Malcolm: “Bill Cosby hit me a with pudding pop.” Yeah, he did.

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  1. Jason

    You woman are jealous, this woman is sexy and exotic a phyical trait that very few woman have. Her face her body , its all perfect and Matty boy knows this!

  2. caca smells

    I agree with # 96, she really does look middle eastern.

  3. Damn

    Damn #43 looks like you struck a nerve with #49 LOL

  4. ihji96

    I think he finally found someone that poses for the press better than he does.

  5. Andrew

    Aren’t Brazilian women into having sex with horses and donkeys?
    Wonder how Matt measures up.

  6. Got fucked and dumped again, June?

    #43,

    #49 forgot this one:
    What do you call a blond woman with two brain cells?
    Pregnant

    Actually, just read the very witty, creative, and intelligent comment written by #57, your fellow blond.

    I don’t know why so many blond women love making comments like yours – is it because their boyfriends keep using them just for fucking and later marry brunnettes who are not supposed to be hot according to their standards?

  7. Lisa

    She’s not even hot.

    I’ve seen many women much more attractive than her … She’s pretty plain.
    And I have absolutely no idea what she was trying to pull when she put that thing on … Is it even a dress?!

  8. Lisa

    She’s not even hot.

    I’ve seen many women much more attractive than her … She’s pretty plain.
    And I have absolutely no idea what she was trying to pull when she put that thing on … Is it even a dress?!

  9. Lisa

    She’s not even hot.

    I’ve seen many women much more attractive than her … She’s pretty plain.
    And I have absolutely no idea what she was trying to pull when she put that thing on … Is it even a dress?!

  10. Lisa

    She’s not even hot.

    I’ve seen many women much more attractive than her … She’s pretty plain.
    And I have absolutely no idea what she was trying to pull when she put that thing on … Is it even a dress?!

  11. sarina

    well,i dont understand why matt always like to hit on girls from other countries….maybe for look after the friendship between US and other countries

  12. sarina

    guess she did some needlework on matt’s condoms………….

  13. sarina

    ????!

  14. Mrs.A2B

    She’s hot, not hotter than me but I like her! I always knew majority of men preferred us brunettes, blondes are just dumb, easy, slutty, and boring as hell. Plus their hair is dry and ugly from all the chemical bleaching.

  15. ShareLove

    Their body language is very puzzling. Matt is gripping onto her like yes look at me, look at what I’m fucking, and she’s totally not into him as much as she is into having her picture taken and getting a share of his fortune. She’s a smart cookie, Matthew on the other hand is just naive and dumb.

  16. sibi

    Since when is being blonde boring? Boring means ordinary and commonplace and there is nothing more commonplace than brown skin and brown hair just about anywhere in the world.

  17. sibi

    Since when is being blonde boring? Boring means ordinary and commonplace and there is nothing more commonplace than brown skin and brown hair just about anywhere in the world.

  18. sibi

    Since when is being blonde boring? Boring means ordinary and commonplace and there is nothing more commonplace than brown skin and brown hair just about anywhere in the world.

  19. sibi

    Since when is being blonde boring? Boring means ordinary and commonplace and there is nothing more commonplace than brown skin and brown hair just about anywhere in the world.

  20. sb80

    #106 – The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
    #114 – It may be “dry and ugly” when bleached, but it’s silky and beautiful when natural. If you’re going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

  21. sb80

    #106 – The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
    #114 – It may be “dry and ugly” when bleached, but it’s silky and beautiful when natural. If you’re going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

  22. sb80

    #106 – The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
    #114 – It may be “dry and ugly” when bleached, but it’s silky and beautiful when natural. If you’re going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

  23. sb80

    #106 – The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
    #114 – It may be “dry and ugly” when bleached, but it’s silky and beautiful when natural. If you’re going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

  24. sb80

    #106 – The word is spelled brunette and when referring to a female the word used is blonde. Maybe the punch line to your first joke should be your mom pregnant with you and your twin.
    #114 – It may be “dry and ugly” when bleached, but it’s silky and beautiful when natural. If you’re going to make stupid generalizations, I could say that yours is coarse and frizzy until you get hold of a flat iron.

  25. sarina

    agree with 115th floor ShareLove ^*^

  26. sarina

    agree with 115th floor ShareLove ^*^

  27. em

    Does he really have hair plugs? I remember his hairline looking different.

  28. em

    Does he really have hair plugs? I remember his hairline looking different.

  29. em

    Does he really have hair plugs? I remember his hairline looking different.

  30. anika

    #112, Good one. Seems like girls are extra fertile when the guy is rich or famous.

  31. Brazillian Beauty

    We brazillians rock!

  32. Brazillian Beauty

    We brazillians rock!

  33. Gary

    Matthew should make a good dad. If he is high most of the time then there isn’t much he can do to mess up, sitting there banging those bongos. He can’t be any worse than those teens on that show Baby Borrowers who have no experience or Know-how on child rearing…

  34. nyc braziliaphile

    the first time i saw camilla on the cover of some celeb magazine i couldn’t believe it. i used to go to the same parties as her in nyc all the time, and worked on a fashion show with her once. she’s a really sweet girl, but man, she did good hooking up with a superstar like him. i know so many other brazilian girls equally as hot or even more hot, and they’re not landing an A-list husband. maybe she’s hiding a genius I.Q. under that hot exterior.

  35. is that what its all about getting an a list husband isnt money enough what more do you women want

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