Matthew McConaughey’s lady skills make me cry

January 31st, 2008 // 135 Comments

And now’s the part of the day where I try and post something, anything, non-Britney Spears related. Here’s Matthew McConaughey with his ridiculously hot, but pregnant, girlfriend Camila Alves at the premiere of his new movie Fool’s Gold. Also in attendance is the surprisingly alive Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Take it away, Malcolm: “Bill Cosby hit me a with pudding pop.” Yeah, he did.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Liz

    More like a little jealous #43. June ,

    if he wanted a blonde believe me he would have it, he’s only considered the hottest and best looking guy in Hollywood. Also if you look at his past affairs it’s very apparent he solely dates brunettes ;Penelope Cruz, Ashley Judd, and Salli Richardson whom i might add, is the most beautiful out of the bunch.

  2. kels

    #43 is probably a plain jane bitter white woman. this lady has flavor, something you probably lack and aspire for. Also, i happend to think mixed Latin/White kids are GORGEOOUS, and blonde haired blue-eyed kids are more on the boring side.

  3. kels

    #43 is probably a plain jane bitter white woman. this lady has flavor, something you probably lack and aspire for. Also, i happend to think mixed Latin/White kids are GORGEOOUS, and blonde haired blue-eyed kids are more on the boring side.

  4. caca smells

    I definetly don’t think think she’s particularly pretty.
    And truthfully, why mix the races? I know everyone likes some white in them but come on, that doesnt mean we have to do it!

  5. Erin

    On the race issue: June said she thinks blonde hair/blue eyes is prettier while Latina is “dime a dozen”. The rest of you think that blonde hair/blue eyes are “boring”, and that Latina is the way to go. If June is racist, you all are too.

  6. Juaqin Ingles (racist)

    Blondes are lame. And they can’t tan.

  7. I am a Blond

    I’m a natural blond, and everyone on this site is a jerk!

    All of your comment about everything and everyone are sick!

    I hope you all go to hell in a handbasket!

    You all need to go FUCK YOURSELVES!!!!!!!

  8. Daniel

    Whoa, Matthew looks weird in that last picture

  9. lulu

    EWWW. MATTHEW HAS ADMITTED PUBLICLY THAT HE DOESN’T WEAR DEODORANT OR COLOGNE! GROSS. And supposedly, Kate Hudson is the only person to have ever complained about it.

  10. Richard McBeef

    #40 – P. Cruz looks like a fuckin baby bird. A baby bird whose parents failed to barf up worm bits for her to eat. She needs a fuckin sandwich and a stern beating.

    This chick isn’t much better, but better nonetheless.

  11. Richard McBeef

    #57

    you are not a natural blond, you are obviously some flavor of asian:

    “All of your comment about everything and everyone are sick!”

    all your base are belong to us and take off every zig.

    go fuck YOURSELF, cockmaster

  12. wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having……and for those who missed the Paris comment I said…….I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

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  16. wait till this douche bag finds out its MY kid that worn out hag is having……and for those who missed the Paris comment I said…….I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

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  23. Lame race trolls… die.

  24. Kat

    He’s finally dating a sistah! And yes she’s a black brazilian mulatta, whatever, but she’s black. She’s beautiful but once you go black ( you know) she is breaking him off well!

  25. Kat

    He’s finally dating a sistah! And yes she’s a black brazilian mulatta, whatever, but she’s black. She’s beautiful but once you go black ( you know) she is breaking him off well!

  26. ROFLMAOCOPTERSKATES

    lol look at how he’s got his arm around her in every pic

    “i’m not gay, see? i’m holding my “bitch”, see? ohhh yeah, that woman is all mine you jealous heterosexual males out there!”

  27. Ted from LA

    This woman is pretty. End of story. That is the FINAL word on this subject. Anyone who says anything negative from this moment forward is a racist ignorant fuck. As for the man with a shirt on, what’s up with that? This is a guy who spends his entire life playing like an 8-year-old on the beach. I didn’t even know he owned a shirt. I’m sure LadyJane would do him, but Iowa Girl knows better.

  28. There’s always room for Jello.

  29. Corgee

    She has a good body. Her face is really not great. And as much as I try, I just can’t get into dark women. I mean, she is pretty- but there’s something that makes me turn up my nose at Mexican types. I know, she doesn’t look anything like a Mexican woman, they barely look human, but I don’t know. It just looks coarse or something. And low class. I guess I just like fair skin (not w/ fake tans), light eyes, lighter hair. To me, it’s more aristocratic and classy. We all have our preferences.

  30. Ted from LA

    #79,
    Heil Hitler!!!!!

  31. peacemaker

    How can anybody run down that chick when there’s an APE in the last picture?

  32. lambman

    The shave and haircut really help him. For once he doesn’t look stoned/sweaty/unclean

    but did he get a face-lift? what’s going on there? that’s not how his eye-brows/forehead normally look

  33. FRT

    #57…Holy fuck…this is a scientific break-through on the Superficial!

    Natural blondes can actually type out a form of language to communicate with their fellow humanoids?

    In the immortal words of Johnny Carson…”I did not know that.”

  34. Juaqin Ingles

    Malcom Jamal Whatever looks just like Ving Rhymes in that pic.

  35. mamadough

    goddamn hippie

  36. D. Richards (Saint.)

    #49? You really showed June. Oh boyee!

    Shut-the fuck up.

  37. kitty_kat

    She’s pretty, but not drop-dead gorgeous or anything.

  38. a doe

    I think she looks better without make up or a little less and she totally IS pulling away from him in most of the pictures…hmmm

  39. Anal Fistula

    #23, I’m sure that’s not actually you, but if it is then “wow”

    his woman has kind of a mannish face, but her body is insane. i think even the bark on the trees outside my house got a bit harder just looking at her body. damn.

  40. Supervixen

    ….

    Honestly, I don’t see what’s so attractive about this girl. She’s not pretty *at all* to me. She has nice, healthy looking skin but that’s about it…

    Matthew looks ridiculous with black hair.

  41. She’s (_))==========o

  42. shane

    Her hairline looks like it’s about to grow into her eyebrows, but I guess she’s better looking than Penelope Cruz who resembles Ringo Star. It’s obvious that McConaughey likes to be the good looking one in a relationship.

  43. mv80

    #49, When you make blonde jokes do you ever consider how many dumb blondes are actually brunettes with bleached hair. My guess would be every last one. So you’re really making dumb brunette jokes, aren’t you? Natural blondes are pretty rare and you’re not going to convince anybody that most men don’t consider them to be the standard of beauty, no matter how hard you try to convince yourself.

  44. Kris10

    #89 – that’s not the poster, it’s Matty’s girl.

    #59 – thank god for not wearing cologne. That shit is nasty and gives me headaches.

  45. Guy

    moar like ‘jew gold’, ami rite?

  46. sidv

    She looks Middle Eastern, not Latin and if she’s a model then with a face like that the only thing she should be modeling is a burkha.

  47. TaxMaster

    Wonder if this is her way of getting a green card……

  48. havoc

    She’s a little fat. But being young makes up for it.

    More women should try to look like her……

    .

  49. sam

    He’s found himself the perfect hair plug donor. She can pluck hairs from her temples for years and never run out. He’s even trying to match her hair color already.

  50. GG1000

    Check the body language on those two: in every shot, she’s leaning away from him and he’s got a death grip around her waist. Baby or no, I give it a year before she flees!

    By the way, he should take the hint. Clothing and grooming can do wonders!

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