And now’s the part of the day where I try and post something, anything, non-Britney Spears related. Here’s Matthew McConaughey with his ridiculously hot, but pregnant, girlfriend Camila Alves at the premiere of his new movie Fool’s Gold. Also in attendance is the surprisingly alive Malcolm-Jamal Warner. Take it away, Malcolm: “Bill Cosby hit me a with pudding pop.” Yeah, he did.
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woodhorse | January 31, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Wow he did alright for himself.
baadnewsbear | January 31, 2008 at 4:03 pm
First
Las Vegas Singles | January 31, 2008 at 4:03 pm
:) -:) :) He is so charming :) -:) :)
http://LasVegasSingles.blogcu.com
Chris Berman | January 31, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Wow, I would pee in her butt
Malcolm-Jamal Warner | January 31, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Ah pity da fool..
AC/DC | January 31, 2008 at 4:06 pm
His girlfriend looks hot, as the guys would say. Matthew also looks hot…again, as the guys would say.
snarf | January 31, 2008 at 4:09 pm
She is ok with all the makeup, but without it not as much.
nipolian | January 31, 2008 at 4:10 pm
When did Theo become black?
Tapeworm | January 31, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Why the fuck is Mr. T in the last photo?
mrs.t | January 31, 2008 at 4:14 pm
#5-Word. That’s my man.
Roybert | January 31, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I seem to remember a few years ago, when Matthew got arrested for playing the bongos naked after a party at his home, that he seemed to be losing his hair. Did he join the hair club for men (makes me feel better!)?
blizzy | January 31, 2008 at 4:20 pm
LMAO that’s not Mr. T – that’s Theo from the Cosby show (whatever his real name is).
Jesus that girl is hotness.
Stimni | January 31, 2008 at 4:20 pm
If the rumors are true, it’s more like “Matthew McConaughey’s ladyboy skills make me cry.”
Mod Squad | January 31, 2008 at 4:22 pm
When did Link trim his hair?
srg | January 31, 2008 at 4:22 pm
why is she pulling away from him in all the pix?
Phil McGraw PhD | January 31, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Matt:
You may have a joystick harder than a Louisville slugger left outside in January but son, you can’t make soup with a douchebag and you are outta soup.
Most of you relationships have lasted almost as long as a pizza in Rosie O’Donnell’s dressing stall. In the pics above, you got your hand around a woman that could make Richard Simmons want to be hetero and you are instead striking a GQ pose and feasting on yourself like like Tom Cruise in a hall of mirrors.
–Dr Phil
GTW | January 31, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Two Brazilians on that list. Viva Brasil!
Brazilan women are feminine, warm, have good taste for dressing and have strong family values. They are also very dedicated to their men.
I think Jessica Alba is totally overrated. She is cute, but there are tons of girls who look just like her (all they need is the hair and make up) in every South American capital. Plus, she does not even have a charming personality. She never smiles and seems calculistic.
mr t | January 31, 2008 at 4:23 pm
…and the fool in question has arrived (12)
GTW | January 31, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Two Brazilian models made it to the list of the 10 women men most want
LadyJane | January 31, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I don’t know about anyone else, but I really appreciate Dr. Phil’s advice.
Also, I would fuck Matthew McConaughy with, get this, MY OWN VAGINA.
So What | January 31, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Whoopie. Another dumb bitch having a kid out of wedlock/desperation. Way to go!!!!!!!
Matthew McConau-ghey | January 31, 2008 at 4:31 pm
#20 – can I bring a friend? I hear you’re…roomy.
Victoria | January 31, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I am in awe. Could he find anyone more exotically gorgeous to plant a kid inside of? I’m not even interested in being a lesbian, but her body is like… wow. Click my name and look (it’s safe for work). Look at the arch from her back to her ass! Hell, look at her ass! Matthew did well NOT knocking Penelope Cruz up. By the way, I prefer Matthew naked and playing bongos over whatever the hell he is here. At least his hair looked better then.
geek | January 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm
“calculistic” is my new favorite word. True, it doesn’t exist, but it should. It’s perfect for Jessica Alba – she knows you’re looking at her and thinking only about the upper and lower limits of her semen integral.
Sauron | January 31, 2008 at 4:47 pm
There should be made a remake of ‘ the hunchback of the Notredame.’ Great movie.
Lipper | January 31, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I have to say M&M is looking quite hot! And yes he has had some hair plugs or something done. But it looks good. Wow I had something positive to say today. Amazing.
Both of them are thinking…”Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful” bitches.
combustion8 | January 31, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I’m not gay or anything, but I’d totaly do him in the ass.
LadyJane | January 31, 2008 at 4:50 pm
roomy, you say… let me check…… 4 cocks and your mother’s fist… I’d say I was about right.
MooHaHa | January 31, 2008 at 4:51 pm
She’s pretty but the phony boobs kind of ruin it.
RichPort | January 31, 2008 at 4:51 pm
#2 – you’ll always just be… just #2. Unless I call you #1… With this finger right here. You may weep now, no one’s watching.
If LadyJane were any tighter, they could use her to secure Ft Kox… wait, that’s not right…
Erica | January 31, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Who’s the ugly broad?
Ript1&0 | January 31, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Dude….. holy shit. I’m fucking busting up laughing at “you can’t make soup with a douchebag and you are outta soup”. However, five bucks says you are biology fetus girl posing as Dr. Phil.
I can smell you.
Britney | January 31, 2008 at 5:01 pm
“4 cocks and your mother’s fist” that’s what JT said!!! I’ll never forgive her.
my comment | January 31, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Neither one of them is all that great.
Pat | January 31, 2008 at 5:03 pm
“I’d totaly do him in the ass.”
I believe the rumor is, Matty is the one who bangs the bongo.
JUST ANOTHER WHORE | January 31, 2008 at 5:09 pm
BASTARDS ARE THE NEW “IT” ACCESSORY OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM. NOW IF HER BOYFRIEND HAPPENED TO BE A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY, THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED OR SHE WOULD HAVE SHOVED A CLOSET FULL OF COAT HANGERS UP HER CAVER BUT BECAUSE IT’S MCCONNEBONG, SHE’S ALL ABOUT IT. I’M SURE EVERY TIME SHE STARES INTO HIS EYES SHE HEARS “KUH-CHING”.
whatever | January 31, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Hardly recognized him without the crazy mane and . . . . what’s this? He’s actually wearing CLOTHES!?!?!?
D. Richards (Mastif.) | January 31, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Before I lay myself down for the night I pray to satan. I ask the Dark Lord to see it be that Mathew McConaughey finds himself grasped in the jaws of a Great White shark while out there in the big, blue Pacific ocean, hanging ten and acting all ‘spiritual’.
I hate that Texan fuck. Too bad Charles Whitman couldn’t have sniped Mathew’s mother from his bell tower perch. It simply could never have worked; Ms. McConaughey has always been an alcoholic homeless woman.
If Whitman would have killed hippy’s mother, we wouldn’t even know Matt’s name. Fate, man. What a bastard.
g | January 31, 2008 at 5:19 pm
what a monkey …………..
hmmm | January 31, 2008 at 5:20 pm
She’s good looking but not ridiculously hot like Superfish says at all.
Penelope Cruz is WAY, WAY, WAAAY SOOOO much prettier.
thatgirl | January 31, 2008 at 5:22 pm
she’s pretty boring. i went to high school with way more beautiful girls. but he’s boring too, so whatever.
somehobo | January 31, 2008 at 5:24 pm
her eyeballs are actually more lazy than paris hilton’s.
June | January 31, 2008 at 5:24 pm
She’s not that great. Just a typical, dime a dozen brown girl.
He should have beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed white woman. Now that would make a beautiful child.
Brynn | January 31, 2008 at 5:28 pm
WOW she is pretty. And he sure cleans up nice. I’ve seen so many pictures of him as a beach bum with oily nasty long hair- he has two totally different personas.- http://www.clovercrusade.blogspot.com
not that much | January 31, 2008 at 5:29 pm
I don’t think she’s hot at all. Decent looking I’d say. If you go to Spain or to many countries in South America, there are tons of chicks that look like this one in every corner, and many so much better.
Celeb Zaridiots | January 31, 2008 at 5:30 pm
It”s so hilarious when someone breaks up with their fucklover (there needs to be a better term than equivalent other) and then a little while later they end up dating a carbon copy body double look a like.
She is very Peneloppe Cruzy. Possibly hotter but maybe just new to us so we have yet to see her look crapy on film or in bad in tons of candid photos. When Peneloppe first became noticed in Hollywood she was considered a goddess now she’s not as highly rated, has she gotten fat or fugly? No, nope she has not been Britnized but we’re used to her we’ve seen her look bad as every person does sometimes even the uber hotties so she has lost some of her appeal.
As long as this girl stays out of the limelight and is only photographed looking her best she will always be considered ridiculously hot. That’s some good advice for you attention whores out their, if you really are ego maniacs than less is more less exposure that is cause there’s nothing nastier than an overexposed bitch. Right Britney?
-- | January 31, 2008 at 5:35 pm
#43 Sorry June but there’s no way a blonde blue eyed white chick or any white chick can compete or get even close to being near as good looking and hot as latin/spanish chicks are. Matthew McC knows this, like most men.
no way | January 31, 2008 at 5:41 pm
#46 she looks NOTHING AT ALL like Penelope Cruz. Only thing they have in common is they both are latin. Penelope is soooooooooooo much prettier man. I don’t care how much or how little media exposure she has, Penelope Cruz is insanely gorgeous and the media can’t change that.
Celeb Zaridiots | January 31, 2008 at 5:49 pm
A little racist June #43?
I hope someone smacks your fat ass right into December. Fucking cow. And just so you know I’m not “brown” and I’m a guy who happens to hate racist bitches like you.
*How do you get blond to laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Monday.
*What do you call a brunette between two blonds?
The translator.
*A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
“Where did you get that?”
The pig replied,
“I won her in a raffle!”
*A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,
“You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”
*A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hair so she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
“Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
“If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”
The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, the farmer walked up to her and said.
“If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”
LAST ONE
*Why is June such a bitch?
Because she’s fat.
LOL that one gets me every time.
So how does it feel when the prejudice is directed at you?
andy | January 31, 2008 at 5:57 pm
why is he dressed like a valet parking attendant? He is such white trash.