Matthew McConaughey thinks procreation is a sport now

By: The Superficial / June 22, 2009

Matthew McConaughey has knocked up his girlfriend Camila Alves again. He revealed the news in a Father’s Day message on his website:

Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date. We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that makes this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother. Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time. Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows, and we thank you for all the well wishes you send our way.
Viva la evolucion, naturally, and in the mean times and all time, just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.

It’s comforting to know that in the future we’ll have plenty of strapping McConaughey children to aid the Pitt-Jolie clan in battle against the evil horde of Paris, Britney and Octomom spawn. Now I only half feel like shooting myself.