Matthew McConaughey no longer wears shirts

#49…

Fucktard…

I can almost smell the BO just looking at those pics.

@49 are you related to Lindsay Lohan? Or are you a retard just by choice?

I would tongue bathe that sweaty hippie, God he looks good.

clarknova, I am one bitchy cunt today, full of PMS hatred towards everything I see, hear and read… Don’t you fucking start with me.

#49…

Whiny, titless, one-legged circus freak…

clarknova, perhaps the reason you never get laid is probably because you have NO idea what women find sexy and hot….

I am very sad for your lack of sexual prowess.

MMLKDP
(matthew mcconaughy loves krisdylee’s pussy)

I think his balls look cute under those shorts, but would look better bouncing off of krisdylee’s chin…nyuk nyuk…

And #49 is a screeching, hunchbacked, sun bleached, cocksucking whore, best friend of HoHan’s dicksucking old cunt of a mother Dina…

so there…

#49…

May you come back in the next life as one of Courteney Love’s feminine wipes…

Q – What’s white and runs down the bathroom wall??

A – George Michael’s latest release…

Great delivery on the line, “That’s what I like about High school girls. I get older they stay the same age.” CLASSIC

#16 i didnt know that. she’s hot but doesn’t fell that she can let just anobody have her

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#55 iwe like it when you act all hot :)

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#59 what part of toitet duck didn’t you get in irony class :)

Dear Sean Paul

Please stop selling Matt whatever it is that you are smoking. As you can see by above picture he is looking rather “Dude where’s my shirt.”
Also, thanks for a few nice dance tunes.

Sincerely,

the greatest person ever (next to Macgyver)
ME

Wow, he sure is sweaty, his anti-perspirant bills must be enormous….

….or maybe not.

I’d hit it, after a long shower and the shaving of his head. He looks better without hair.

RE #19. Posted by RichPort on August 10, 2006 04:21 PM:
awesome, laughed my ass off.

RE ToiletDuck: inventive… and fuckin gross. Ew. And bravo.

All the fags ’round here will bitch about a guy that’s obviously in shape. All the limp bitches are fat bellied homo’s dying to look like him, but too busy taking it in the keyster to lift anything except another cock to their lips. Fuck off fag hags.

#66 ooohhh, you smell like an Italian.

You all know he’s going commando under those shorts, don’t you…

I’ve never wanted to be a pair of shorts so much in my life. ;)

I took the Lear down to Houston to catch the Astros – Pirates game today. Sitting in the stands three rows ahead of me is that shirtless, headband butt-munch. He damn near got hit with a foul ball. No coordination what so ever.

The above story is fictitious, except for part about him sitting in the stands!

ok, that looks great and all, but what happens when you take away the tan? WHALE BLUBBER. Ladies, we can do better than that!

Oh come on, you retards. He’s hot as hell. Maybe he could shave, but that body? Yum.

ok i laughed pretty hard at this one. dude, he’s a weirdo. even for celebrities.

BWHAHAHAAA!! OMG – I just laughed OUT LOUD at what the caption was under this photo. I love this site!!!

How primative and macho! (barf) I can smell the pheremones from here. He’s obviously the “pitcher” in the Matt/Lance love thing.

I believe it was on this site earlier this week where I first heard the term “dookie slot,” a phrase for some reason I decided to embrace and use prolifically. Regrettably, the opportunities have been few. That said, I would like to maybe do something with his dookie slot.

A nice lesson for guys on today’s Superficial. Those of you who look like Val Kilmer does these days, think about some clothing. Those with McCoughnahey (sp?)-type bodies, feel free to do the minimalistic thing. Although I must say, he looks like he might not pass a banned substance test at the Tour de France – he was more entertaining doing recreational drugs. And the Jeremiah Johnson look does nothing for him.

I would hit it as long as I didn’t have to kiss it. Speaking of a mouthful of pubes..

While I have to admit old Matty’s bod is extremely hot, I also agree with some of the above comments that he is a freaking weirdo. Seriously. Remember when the cops found him naked and playing the bongs a few years back? I think he has a serious MaryJoanna problem my friends.

By the way, does anyone think the SF guy might be the same guy who used to comment using the word SMASH constantly? Anyone??

OOPs, sorry, that’s BONGO’s not BONGS. My bad. Freudian slip…

Ugh, the man has a nice chest, but other than that, he looks skanky. And the pictures of him are getting sillier — plus, I think he’s gay. He keeps hanging out with Lance Armstrong, and everyone knows you’re gay if your first name is Lance.

He can play my bongos anytime.. he he he

Skin cancer is the new black.

oh so SeXy!!!

yeah i would

I hope he stops wearing pants too. And underwear.

He’s had really great hair. He should get a hair transplant though from his beard to his head though.

Then he’d look less like a sweaty wino.

he looks borderline retarded in the top pic

No longer wears shirts? He’s at the beach! You’d prefer black tie?

roid gut?

Sorry Matt, but you’re gross.

He’s such a goofball. What the hell is he looking at in the second pic?

I love this bitchy site. Matt’s even wearing his Lance bracelet. What is Penelope’s prob anyway; Tom Cruz, nic Cage, matt–they’re all nuts and permanent bachelors after they’ve been married 3 times. I’m not even jealous of her anymore and her English doesn’t ever really improve. Nicholas Cage thinks he’s part asian now that he’s married to an asian woman.

#88, i agree with you. It seems male celebs have to look like penguines all the time. But he should get rid of the facial hair. He looks like a jungle in Cambodia.

He’s stretching in the first pic, it’s just an unfortunate shot, but bloody hell the caption is fucking hilarious!! It seems he thinks he’s some kind of athlete and needs to prove to Lancey boy that he’s got what it takes.. yeeeeeoooooowww!!

yeah, he’s just devolved back into a caveman

you people are not so bright…