Matthew McConaughey no longer wears shirts

nigger.

^ Racist?

I wonder why he stopped shaving? Now he just looks gross and sweaty

McConauGHEY – get it? get it? get it?

I don’t care if he never wears shirt every again.

I can live with it.

Would you ?

Wow…he is funny looking now…and I think he may be or probably is gay..he is never seen with a woman or women anymore…what is really up with that???

i would DEFINATELY do that.

oh, and what’s up w/#1′s comment?

he’s scares me… where’s lance?

I wish he’d no longer wear shorts, as well.

Casual McConaughey always looking like his well known character from Dazed and Confused- Wooderson. “The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N. All right, all right, all right.”

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

She’s hot. I’d do her. Giggity giggity!

My earliest post, and it has to be 13 (yuck).

I’m just glad I have no idea who he is. My cable got cut off months ago. Once your TV is taken away by force and the connection is broken, you live without it just fine and you start to think more clearly. The only thing I miss is WWE RAW, and I can always go to a bar every now and then and check that out.

I don’t know who is in those photos, but he is the hottest homeless man I have ever laid eyes on.
He almost reminds me of a Vietnam-era vetran with the bandana and scruff.

It sure would be nice to see a picture of a shirtless, heterosexual guy with a body like Matthew McConaughey’s.

You know how I know you’re gay?

You were Jodi Foster’s love interest in Contact.

No shirts

No shoes

No shorts

Now that’s a party!

AHHHHHHHHHH (banging on chest)
Me no do nothing but be hairy and sweaty. You likey?

He is so LAME.

The caption said it all… I’m still laughing. My wife always gets this spooky, entranced, dazed, sexual (but in a scary way), look in her eyes whenever this fucker is on Access Hollywood on in a magazine at the checkout line. For other reason than that, I’d like to kick him in the nuts. And Derek Jeter. Oh yeah, and LL Cool J.

Woo Bam!

I want to not wear shirts!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

What’s the fascination with Matthew McConaughey these days? It’s non-stop pap coverage of him bummim around…

http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=matthew+mcconaughey

Is Matty on the juice?

http://www.celebslam.com

If I had that body, I’d never wear a shirt either. And a welcome relief from the Lindsay-in-a-bikini-fete that has dominated this site for the past few weeks. Kudos to Matthew.

burn baby burn..wtv this is boring

remember that tcltc

FIRST!

“Stubble Rubber”

sugar tits

Bad facial hair, AMAZING body. When you really look at it, bad head of hair too. Oh well, those abs make up for it.

1#- you’re retarded.

I’d like to wring the sweat from his dirty jockstrap and drizzle it over my morning Kelloggs Corn Flakes…

I’d suck the toejam from between his toes, and spread it on my morning toast…

That’s a triple bagger- but, having first enticed him into a SHOWER, then talked him into the three required bags, I would shag that like there’s no tomorrw!

I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy just looking at the lumpy area of his shorts.

I’m salivating. I’d like to lick him allll over. Him and Jake too.

Who’s this freak? Is he in the FBI’s most wanted sexual preadtors list? If not, he should.

I’ve been doing Kegel exercises, I’m going to quit wearing shorts. They just get in the way anyhoo.

I’d like to explore the inner wonders of his tight little bunghole…

I’d like to take the filthy scrapings from under his toenails and spread them on a Ritz cracker…

I think I just came in my panties a little.

Very nice #16 and #32. Very nice.
Biggest chuckle I’ve had on here in a loooooooooong time. I even felt it in my special places.

@23

sure looks like it.

@38, sad thing you’re a guy.

Damn,

No WONDER he got mad at me when I dropped a quarter in his starbucks cup and said “Good Luck Man”

Yeah, I definately don’t mind.

“He’s the one, who likes, wearing pretty pink thongs, and he likes to sing Lance Bass song’s, and he likes to suck on dongs, but he, don’t like the pussy, don’t like the pussy, and I say, bleh….”

in pic #1

this guy can win in a saggy-nuts contest…

I would let him drag me behind his pickup truck bare naked down a gravel road for 5 miles and then pour vinegar all over me, just for a chance to beg him to eat the corn out of his shit…

Ladies if you really like this weirdo, there’s something wrong with you

I would sneak into his house and night and breathe in the air that he exhales while he sleeps – then I would tiptoe into his bathroom and gather up all the pubes I could find in the toilet and knit a bracelet out of them and leave it on my wrist until I die no matter how much it rots and stinks and if anyone complains about the smell I would scream hysterically at them in public places and tell them to fuck off…

Mathew looks great- haters are just jealous. And he’s dated recently, He and Penelope Cruz dated for like 10 months, they met on the set of that really crappy desert movie.

I would shave his pubes secretly at night, then I would mix them in my coffee grinder so that each morning I would have some of his DNA inside me…