Matthew McConaughey no longer wears shirts

August 10th, 2006 // 96 Comments
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Comments (96)

  1. Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 10, 2006 at 3:26 pm

    nigger.

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  2. Philip Ramirez | August 10, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    ^ Racist?

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  3. brooklynite8215 | August 10, 2006 at 3:33 pm

    I wonder why he stopped shaving? Now he just looks gross and sweaty

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  4. tits_on_snack | August 10, 2006 at 3:35 pm

    McConauGHEY – get it? get it? get it?

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  5. Sarah-Jean | August 10, 2006 at 3:36 pm

    I don’t care if he never wears shirt every again.

    I can live with it.

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  6. ljlflb | August 10, 2006 at 3:38 pm

    Would you ?

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  7. babybunny | August 10, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    Wow…he is funny looking now…and I think he may be or probably is gay..he is never seen with a woman or women anymore…what is really up with that???

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  8. angelic | August 10, 2006 at 3:51 pm

    i would DEFINATELY do that.

    oh, and what’s up w/#1′s comment?

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  9. wheremydamnbaby | August 10, 2006 at 3:54 pm

    he’s scares me… where’s lance?

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  10. pinky_nip | August 10, 2006 at 3:57 pm

    I wish he’d no longer wear shorts, as well.

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  11. HolisticWisdomcom | August 10, 2006 at 4:04 pm

    Casual McConaughey always looking like his well known character from Dazed and Confused- Wooderson. “The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N. All right, all right, all right.”

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

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  12. Quagmire | August 10, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    She’s hot. I’d do her. Giggity giggity!

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  13. sid | August 10, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    My earliest post, and it has to be 13 (yuck).

    I’m just glad I have no idea who he is. My cable got cut off months ago. Once your TV is taken away by force and the connection is broken, you live without it just fine and you start to think more clearly. The only thing I miss is WWE RAW, and I can always go to a bar every now and then and check that out.

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  14. Jacq | August 10, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    I don’t know who is in those photos, but he is the hottest homeless man I have ever laid eyes on.
    He almost reminds me of a Vietnam-era vetran with the bandana and scruff.

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  15. The Devil's Prom Date | August 10, 2006 at 4:10 pm

    It sure would be nice to see a picture of a shirtless, heterosexual guy with a body like Matthew McConaughey’s.

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  16. The Devil's Prom Date | August 10, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    You know how I know you’re gay?

    You were Jodi Foster’s love interest in Contact.

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  17. Sarah-Jean | August 10, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    No shirts

    No shoes

    No shorts

    Now that’s a party!

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  18. YoMamma | August 10, 2006 at 4:12 pm

    AHHHHHHHHHH (banging on chest)
    Me no do nothing but be hairy and sweaty. You likey?

    He is so LAME.

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  19. RichPort | August 10, 2006 at 4:21 pm

    The caption said it all… I’m still laughing. My wife always gets this spooky, entranced, dazed, sexual (but in a scary way), look in her eyes whenever this fucker is on Access Hollywood on in a magazine at the checkout line. For other reason than that, I’d like to kick him in the nuts. And Derek Jeter. Oh yeah, and LL Cool J.

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  20. BriBri | August 10, 2006 at 4:25 pm

    Woo Bam!

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  21. SoftBlueGlow | August 10, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    I want to not wear shirts!

    http://www.VeryLiberating.com

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  22. nc72 | August 10, 2006 at 4:29 pm

    What’s the fascination with Matthew McConaughey these days? It’s non-stop pap coverage of him bummim around…

    http://www.exposay.com/search-celebrity-gossip/1/?s=matthew+mcconaughey

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  23. CelebSlam.com | August 10, 2006 at 4:33 pm

    Is Matty on the juice?

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  24. SF Little Bear | August 10, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    If I had that body, I’d never wear a shirt either. And a welcome relief from the Lindsay-in-a-bikini-fete that has dominated this site for the past few weeks. Kudos to Matthew.

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  25. radio4play | August 10, 2006 at 4:34 pm

    burn baby burn..wtv this is boring

    remember that tcltc

    FIRST!

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  26. ImSuicidal | August 10, 2006 at 4:36 pm

    “Stubble Rubber”

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  27. euromoo | August 10, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    sugar tits

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  28. Alice-Mary | August 10, 2006 at 4:52 pm

    Bad facial hair, AMAZING body. When you really look at it, bad head of hair too. Oh well, those abs make up for it.

    1#- you’re retarded.

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  29. ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 4:57 pm

    I’d like to wring the sweat from his dirty jockstrap and drizzle it over my morning Kelloggs Corn Flakes…

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  30. ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 5:09 pm

    I’d suck the toejam from between his toes, and spread it on my morning toast…

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  31. AmericanMcKrout | August 10, 2006 at 5:19 pm

    That’s a triple bagger- but, having first enticed him into a SHOWER, then talked him into the three required bags, I would shag that like there’s no tomorrw!

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  32. deborah | August 10, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy just looking at the lumpy area of his shorts.

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  33. Sherry | August 10, 2006 at 5:23 pm

    I’m salivating. I’d like to lick him allll over. Him and Jake too.

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  34. clarknova | August 10, 2006 at 5:24 pm

    Who’s this freak? Is he in the FBI’s most wanted sexual preadtors list? If not, he should.

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  35. Jacq | August 10, 2006 at 5:25 pm

    I’ve been doing Kegel exercises, I’m going to quit wearing shorts. They just get in the way anyhoo.

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  36. ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 5:31 pm

    I’d like to explore the inner wonders of his tight little bunghole…

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  37. ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    I’d like to take the filthy scrapings from under his toenails and spread them on a Ritz cracker…

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  38. krisdylee | August 10, 2006 at 5:32 pm

    I think I just came in my panties a little.

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  39. Elikapeka | August 10, 2006 at 5:39 pm

    Very nice #16 and #32. Very nice.
    Biggest chuckle I’ve had on here in a loooooooooong time. I even felt it in my special places.

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  40. combustion8 | August 10, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    @23

    sure looks like it.

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  41. clarknova | August 10, 2006 at 5:43 pm

    @38, sad thing you’re a guy.

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  42. Spindoc | August 10, 2006 at 5:47 pm

    Damn,

    No WONDER he got mad at me when I dropped a quarter in his starbucks cup and said “Good Luck Man”

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  43. tito | August 10, 2006 at 5:47 pm

    Yeah, I definately don’t mind.

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  44. Italian Stallion | August 10, 2006 at 5:52 pm

    “He’s the one, who likes, wearing pretty pink thongs, and he likes to sing Lance Bass song’s, and he likes to suck on dongs, but he, don’t like the pussy, don’t like the pussy, and I say, bleh….”

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  45. bigponie | August 10, 2006 at 5:53 pm

    in pic #1

    this guy can win in a saggy-nuts contest…

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  46. ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 5:55 pm

    I would let him drag me behind his pickup truck bare naked down a gravel road for 5 miles and then pour vinegar all over me, just for a chance to beg him to eat the corn out of his shit…

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  47. clarknova | August 10, 2006 at 5:58 pm

    Ladies if you really like this weirdo, there’s something wrong with you

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  48. ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 6:06 pm

    I would sneak into his house and night and breathe in the air that he exhales while he sleeps – then I would tiptoe into his bathroom and gather up all the pubes I could find in the toilet and knit a bracelet out of them and leave it on my wrist until I die no matter how much it rots and stinks and if anyone complains about the smell I would scream hysterically at them in public places and tell them to fuck off…

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  49. andrewthezeppo | August 10, 2006 at 6:10 pm

    Mathew looks great- haters are just jealous. And he’s dated recently, He and Penelope Cruz dated for like 10 months, they met on the set of that really crappy desert movie.

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  50. ToiletDuck | August 10, 2006 at 6:12 pm

    I would shave his pubes secretly at night, then I would mix them in my coffee grinder so that each morning I would have some of his DNA inside me…

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