Matthew McConaughey launches clothing line, grunts

March 5th, 2008 // 82 Comments

Matthew McConaughey continues his campaign to eradicate the letter G from the English vernacular by launching, excuse me, launchin’ his new clothing line j.k. livin. It’s also the name of his production company and personal mantra “Just keep livin’.” T-shirts, swimsuits and, brace yourself college hippies, Frisbees(!) will be available on Hercules’ website, accordin’ to Us Magazine:

“It will be a one-stop shop for every-thing you need for the beach,” a rep for the actor, who’s expecting another special delivery this summer (a baby with Brazilian model love Camila Alves, 25), tells Us.

I love how Matthew McConaughey’s personal mantra is “Just keep livin’.” You know, in case he forgets and jogs off a cliff.

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  1. Jrz

    Now see here, Kim……..Zanna is a lot of things…….. but she is in no way Yodanese….and it’s not her fault you spelled sarcasm like you were thinking about sarcasm and saccharine at the same time and had brain melt.

  2. Guy

    #50–I don’t like people who lie to other people ya big fucking douchebag.

  3. jrz

    BOYS! STOP! BASTA! SHH! STOP! You *points to Guy* you go over there and read this *hands Guy copy of “How to Win Friends and Influence People”*

    and you, *points to p0nk* you go over there and read this *hands p0nk “Anger: A Users Guide to Turning Negative Energy into Positive Vibrations”*

  4. p0nk

    that does explain quite a bit. you should quit lying to yourself and try a little self-love once in a while.

  5. p0nk

    i mean seriously, jesus tap-dancing xrist!
    “I don’t like people who lie to other people”
    why don’t you focus all that hate on 5 billion other people whose lies actually mean something instead of on something you THINK i might have said to somebody that might have got unintentionally twisted out of context.

  6. pinky_nip

    I’m here for the free condoms.

  7. Guy

    What’s funny is he takes it all so literally. Lighten-up pOnky-poo.

  8. jrz

    Sheesh….well, I tried with you two.
    anyhoo, why’s McConag…McConn…the dude up there…..whys he runnin all girly and shit with his arms like that? hee….faeg!

  9. Guy

    #54 project much?

  10. p0nk

    #59 pot calling kettle black much? lighten up guy, you’re taking things way too literally.

  11. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I always thought Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson were the exact same person.

  12. Requisite

    Look at that schlong! Boing!! 8-)

  13. Sandy Cowgirl

    p0nk and Guy must be fighting over ME!!!!! *swoons*

  14. Ew!!! He has a HUGE head and a small package!

  15. fudgepakin'

    god he’s such a homo

  16. twzzlrgirl

    Kim, it’s not Zanna’s fault that you can’t spell.

    And really, guys, it’s this #65 spamming-Cora-bitch who’s yodanese….a model playing that site, hope to know you. wtf does that even mean?

    :) Twizz

  17. Anal Fistula

    i cannot believe that this asstard is actually wearing a shirt…amazing!

  18. my comment

    He’s wearing a pink bandanna. ….

  19. lucy

    Someone mentioned that you met on the famous online service sugarmatchmaker, a club for rich men/celebrits to seek beautiful women? True or not??

  20. Kim

    I’m sorry if I offended anyone with my typo. I didn’t realize that this was elementary school and I was being graded on my spelling. I’ll be sure to type it in Microsoft Word first, spell check, copy and paste here. I know that you (the people who corrected me) have nothing else to do all day but sit on your huge whale sized asses and spell check everyone’s posts. But thank you for pointing it out.

  21. jrz

    Or perhaps just don’t type anything at all, Kim. Just a thought.

  22. jrz

    Also, I am a homosexual.

  23. jrz

    and in case you forgot, I also enjoy beastiality!

  24. toolboy

    I always thought that if Bob Dylan had a kid with Jack Nicholson (visualize that coupling!) and he played in the Beach Boys it would have been McConaughey. Am I alone in that thought? Anyone? *crickets* man sits naked and alone beating a bongo, howling at the moon….”bongo” being another word for best friend’s penis.

  25. OOOH I CAN DO IT TOO

    Trolling is so unique and creative!

  26. Victoria

    What the hell? I thought Kmart already existed. Frisbees and beach wear…wow, I hope we can get some designer Styrofoam coolers too.

  27. Linna

    He is a cuttie, he is my favorite. I love him. Is he single now? I saw him on millionaire&celeb dating site “SeekingRich.com”
    last week. Just curious.

  28. Gertrude

    jrz,

    I’m with you on this one. Who does this Kim person think she is misspelling a word on this prestigious site? The humanity….THE HUMANITY!

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