Matthew McConaughey may have a Tarzan baby gestating inside model Camila Alves, but that doesn’t mean he can’t get trashed in Nicaraqua and pick up chicks. He must’ve got that parenting book I sent him: “The Zen of Drinking your Way to Debilitating Child-Support Payments.” Star reports:
“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’”
You know who should really be responsible for a kid? People who lose their shoes in a sewer ditch. That’s a winning combination right there. But seriously, I’m sending Matt “Daddy & Baby Velcro shirts” as a shower gift. That way he can carry two drinks at the bar, and it’ll be like he never even fathered a child. Now that’s practical.
I would love to do him good! He is so fine!
why can’t he pull a “Heath Ledger”?
I’d hit it
I’d bang him til the cows came home!
His head is way too fucking big for his body. That, or his arms are too fucking short. Seriously, it borders on freakishness.
Matthew has ROID GUT. All these peasants on here thinking he does a bit of exercise on the beach and gets buff, oh please.
Dude is cycling. Cheater. No nads cheater.
“The Zen of Drinking your Way to Debilitating Child-Support Payments.”
Ahahahahaha
When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’
ahahahahahahahaha
Yay.
He is as intelligent as the rest of his family. Matthew’s brother named his kid “Miller Lyte.” I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP. it’s in People this week. “It’s pretty much all I drink” the brother is quoted as saying. Nice.
It’s “putting the MACK on.”
oh my FUCKING GOD hes getting drunk in town holy fuck call the cavalry lock that crazy fucker up!
the pappoz are getting lazy or running out of goss. fucking douchebags. this doesnt even count as news.
its bothering me that you spelled nicaragua wrong lol
Why no women is behind him? He is so sexy and handsome. Why not check his latest sexy and hot photos on horsematch.com.
he just got less hot me but fuck his got a banging body
He is bloody stunning! love love love him…who cares if he likes a drink, this story was probably totally blown out of proportion!
Come to england matt!! :-) lol x
with that body and that face he can do whatever he wants!!!!!
Figures mister stinky would be hanging out in the sewers. I can’t stand this tool. He needs to be slapped with Oprah’s big tittie….um, don’t know where that came from…
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I would have loved to see him get it on with a man and then I would do him too!
Why can’t he be around when I’m in the mood for a drunken makeout session at the bar?
This world is so unfair.