Matthew McConaughey may have a Tarzan baby gestating inside model Camila Alves, but that doesn’t mean he can’t get trashed in Nicaraqua and pick up chicks. He must’ve got that parenting book I sent him: “The Zen of Drinking your Way to Debilitating Child-Support Payments.” Star reports:
“He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old,” claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. “He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
“A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, ‘I’ve lost my flip-flops!’”
You know who should really be responsible for a kid? People who lose their shoes in a sewer ditch. That’s a winning combination right there. But seriously, I’m sending Matt “Daddy & Baby Velcro shirts” as a shower gift. That way he can carry two drinks at the bar, and it’ll be like he never even fathered a child. Now that’s practical.
mmhmm | June 18, 2008 at 10:20 am
he is still yummy!
Malffy Hernandes | June 18, 2008 at 10:20 am
first much?
Dave | June 18, 2008 at 10:21 am
first
ph7 | June 18, 2008 at 10:22 am
Hot, young chicks only, please.
I don’t see big tits or a vag anywhere in this picture.
wet newspaper | June 18, 2008 at 10:24 am
He’s hot. I’d definitely have a roll in the newspaper with that.
havoc | June 18, 2008 at 10:25 am
I agree.
No poon…….no point.
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mimi | June 18, 2008 at 10:27 am
FISH -GUTZ SUKS!
GO BRITNEY!
Dar | June 18, 2008 at 10:28 am
What a moron! Everybody knows you don’t drink when you’re preggo!
Did he light up a fat one too?
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 18, 2008 at 10:29 am
I see he’s been visiting Barry Bonds’ trainer…
mmhmm | June 18, 2008 at 10:30 am
bud light apparently does the body good :)
OC Dee | June 18, 2008 at 10:33 am
Thank you very much!
Please post more hot men!
Matthew McConaughey is hot and sexy and he can dirty dance with me or try to kiss me anytime!
Flaps | June 18, 2008 at 10:36 am
“You know who should really be responsible a kid?”
what is this sentence?
nipolian | June 18, 2008 at 10:37 am
“But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.”……….Just a typical Monday morning for me.
Cheese and Rice | June 18, 2008 at 10:37 am
Come on people…..this is the same guy that likes to get stoned and play bongos naked….should we be shocked? So he gets drunk and loses his flip flops in a sewage ditch….who hasn’t been there?? I mean really??
Roger Moore | June 18, 2008 at 10:38 am
@2
No?
Auntie Kryst | June 18, 2008 at 10:40 am
“Allright allright allright..”
Thinking about Wooderson digging through a Nicaraguan sewage ditch makes me laugh.
Tra la la | June 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2415095.stm
Tabitha | June 18, 2008 at 10:42 am
Any hot sexy man that plays the bongos in the nude and smokes pot is alright with me! He can smoke pot and get the munchies and eat double chocolate chip cookies in my bed anytime!
havoc | June 18, 2008 at 10:50 am
He was playing bongos naked while another guy danced naked.
Chances are ole Matt got his tonsils polished………
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Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 18, 2008 at 10:54 am
tonsils polished?
heh heh heh…
Deacon Jones | June 18, 2008 at 11:00 am
That description by Star sounds like me throughout my entire college career. Maybe I DO like this guy..
HeidiHo | June 18, 2008 at 11:00 am
Wow. I didn’t realize he was such a poser.
The guy is buff, but those muscles are strictly “superficial”.
He probably primped (pumped-up) just before going outside for pictures.
wet newspaper | June 18, 2008 at 11:02 am
@ 19 – Who cares! You’d still mangulate his mongoose and grapple his tackle. Don’t even try to deny it.
havoc | June 18, 2008 at 11:08 am
WTF is “mangulate”?
LMAO……
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veggi | June 18, 2008 at 11:09 am
@21. Yeah, I always thought this guy was too full of himself…. but drunken flip flop sewage searching?? Maybe I’m in love..
p0nk | June 18, 2008 at 11:12 am
@7 is that you, Sam Lutfi?
wet newspaper | June 18, 2008 at 11:13 am
24…. It’s sort of like mangle, but more severe. Mangulate.
Halle's Berry | June 18, 2008 at 11:23 am
doesn’t this asshole ever wear a shirt?
does he go topless to weddings and funerals as well?
Want More! | June 18, 2008 at 11:31 am
#28
He should always walk around shirtless! He is so sexy!
Chupacabra | June 18, 2008 at 11:34 am
Mathew McConaughey Mad! Matthew McConaughey Smash!
Remember that one, folks?
marina | June 18, 2008 at 11:35 am
This body is for make love, no for have a kid…
Do_FreeBird | June 18, 2008 at 11:38 am
Nothing sexier than a Dirty, wet haired comb over. I predict he’ll be able to play a young Capt. Picard by the time he’s 38.
Three words of advice Mr. Sewer Ditch…. Rogain with Minoxidal.
TOOL | June 18, 2008 at 11:42 am
MMMM… Bud Light
chris | June 18, 2008 at 11:43 am
Am I the only one who noticed that NicaraGua is spelled wrong lol.
Forrest Fordutreese | June 18, 2008 at 11:46 am
#34 Dios Mios! Eres correcto.
Jerod Cykoski | June 18, 2008 at 11:47 am
F1rST!!!!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 18, 2008 at 11:52 am
I wonder if I should retire this screen name?
I wonder if it was even funny when the scandal was news?
Chupacabra | June 18, 2008 at 11:54 am
No one has said anything about this line:
“He was putting the make on every woman in his path,…”
What the HELL is “putting the make on”
I love that he lost the flips in a ditch. Classy.
Chupacabra | June 18, 2008 at 11:57 am
I kinda like “Elliot_Spitz_On_Her” it’s great. keep the hope alive, man.
agree | June 18, 2008 at 11:59 am
He is my favorite. Just saw his p’ersonals ID on millionairespersonals s’ite “”"”"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
???????????????????????
Conscience_Found | June 18, 2008 at 12:02 pm
#38
Yeah, you are right and I’m pissed I didnt catch that. ‘On the make’ is the phrase search was fishing for (sic). ‘Putting the make on’ I don’t think I have heard before.
On the make
On the take
On the lamb
On the wagon
On the juice
On the gefiltafish
gerard Vandenberg | June 18, 2008 at 12:25 pm
POINTING AT SOMEBODY IS FORBIDDEN, you moron!!
PunkA | June 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I hope these photos weren’t the ones taken before he lost it in the ditch, because if they were, well, he ain’t wearing no stinking flip flops. Sounds like another Brit tabloid BS story to me, especially the phrases. Pretty lame, really.
Samantha | June 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm
32
So what if he is going bald. He can always shave his head like all the guys do now and still look hot. With all the fat American men; it is nice to see a hot and toned body.
rikki | June 18, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Total comb over!
@ 44 He could totally shave his head and still look hot! It’s just a shame that he opts for a dirty, wet haired comb over.
He’s lame!
rikki | June 18, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Total comb over!
@ 44 He could totally shave his head and still look hot! It’s just a shame that he opts for a dirty, wet haired comb over.
He’s lame!
Surfer Babe | June 18, 2008 at 1:03 pm
#46
He is at the beach. When one goes body surfing, one gets sand in their hair. You must not go to the beach a lot. He is a fine looking man!
Trish | June 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm
You guys are all jealous because you are fat!
Matthew is so cute and so sexy and so hot and I love looking at his tight hard body!
Drunkman | June 18, 2008 at 1:22 pm
He pretty much lives the life I dream of and strive for: Get wasted 24/7 and bang models.
Ugg | June 18, 2008 at 1:29 pm
49
And he makes the big bucks for pretending he is someone else. I hate that lucky bastard!