Matthew McConaughey is out of his mind


TMZ has video of Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth in his car without water as he made his way through LA. Which is perfectly reasonable behavior for a homeless man, but a little confusing when it’s Matthew McConaughey. I’m just waiting for the day he’s finally arrested for clubbing a woman over the head and dragging her back to his cave by her hair. At the rate he’s backwards evolving I give it until lunchtime tomorrow.

NOTE: I’m guessing Matthew McConaughey got a shot of George Clooney’s corn teeth and just freaked the fuck out. “I’ll never be like you, George. Never!”