TMZ has video of Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth in his car without water as he made his way through LA. Which is perfectly reasonable behavior for a homeless man, but a little confusing when it’s Matthew McConaughey. I’m just waiting for the day he’s finally arrested for clubbing a woman over the head and dragging her back to his cave by her hair. At the rate he’s backwards evolving I give it until lunchtime tomorrow.
NOTE: I’m guessing Matthew McConaughey got a shot of George Clooney’s corn teeth and just freaked the fuck out. “I’ll never be like you, George. Never!”
HollyJ | October 3, 2006 at 10:40 am
First ???
HollyJ | October 3, 2006 at 10:40 am
Second ???
pinky_nip | October 3, 2006 at 10:42 am
Douchebag ???
mrs.t | October 3, 2006 at 10:42 am
It’s wierd that he’s using a toothbrush and not a twig.
HollyJ | October 3, 2006 at 10:42 am
He prob uses that same brush to clean his asstube (IF he ever cleans his asstube, that is)…
mrs.t | October 3, 2006 at 10:43 am
And thanks to pinkynip for so succinctly stating how everyone feels about the ‘firsties’.
HollyJ | October 3, 2006 at 10:46 am
SEVENTH?? EIGHTH?? SEVENTY-SECOND??
Courtney | October 3, 2006 at 10:47 am
Yeah, dental hygiene is pretty boorish. Shame on him. God you people are boring.
GirlyGirl | October 3, 2006 at 10:51 am
Man, I thought I was weird cuz I usually brush my teeth while standing on my head at the post office.
dragonbain | October 3, 2006 at 10:54 am
Probaly just his annual cleening on his way to the vet for his checkup and shots.
DiabetesExplosion | October 3, 2006 at 10:58 am
I wonder if doing him now would be considered beastiality? Oh well, I’d still bang away.
UNWASHEDMASSES | October 3, 2006 at 11:01 am
Does he not do anything in private anymore? He works out in public, dates Lance Armstrong loud and proud, and transforms into the wolfman without shame. Next we’ll be ogling a pic of Matt squating taking a shit on Ventura Blvd. And it won’t phase us in the least!!!!
c | October 3, 2006 at 11:05 am
Well, I am pleasantly surprised to see that he does brush his teeeth. Now, if he would publically wash his hair, Matthew could overcome his ‘dirty wolfman’ image once and for all.
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 11:08 am
This guy got on at the first stop on the ol’ crazy train.
shell | October 3, 2006 at 11:10 am
Are Livestrong bracelets still in style?
bigponie | October 3, 2006 at 11:14 am
the rainy season is just around the corner, pretty soon he will be able to run and shower all at the same time, he’ll have a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo with him.
Holy Candy | October 3, 2006 at 11:19 am
It’s perfectly normal to drive and brush. After you’ve smoked a bowl for breakfast.
http://www.HolyCandy.com
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 11:21 am
So is he spitting or swallowing?
Doode has to be getting some quality shit…
Glossed Over | October 3, 2006 at 11:22 am
Come on, he’s trying to save time by brushing while driving. He’s obviously busy–he didn’t even have time to put a shirt on.
http://glossedover.com
PJ in PA | October 3, 2006 at 11:28 am
This guy could be covered in dung and I’d still want to climb on top and ride him like a cowgirl. Giddy up!
commissioner | October 3, 2006 at 11:28 am
Obviously he’s a muti-tasker. I bet he talks on the phone while he’s taking a shit, too.
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 11:30 am
Hmmm, let’s see, SUV with leather interior, California summer, guy who doesn’t believe in the existence of soap or usefulness deodorant; I’m guessing the perimeter smells worse than a Texas a cowpie.
AmishDude | October 3, 2006 at 11:35 am
14.. Is he on board with Ozzy?
bigponie | October 3, 2006 at 11:39 am
I thought there was only one nature boy named Ric Flair.
Praz | October 3, 2006 at 11:40 am
He’s (inadvertently) making a good point; if some magazine votes you the sexiest man, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want.
The Juice | October 3, 2006 at 11:42 am
It’s weird… at one point it looks like he’s practicing to suck some dick!
The Juice | October 3, 2006 at 11:43 am
Or maybe he just did.. hmmmm
krisdylee | October 3, 2006 at 11:44 am
Perhaps he could loan that brush to Mr. Yellowteeth Clooney…
CelebSlam.com | October 3, 2006 at 12:02 pm
I like my headline better: Matthew McConaughey is the missing link
http://www.celebslam.com
RichPort | October 3, 2006 at 12:07 pm
#22 – Texas cowpie? Why are you bringing the President into this?
CooterPunch | October 3, 2006 at 12:08 pm
This guy is comedy gold.
I fucking LOVE IT!
http://www.cooterpunch.com
Italian Stallion | October 3, 2006 at 12:20 pm
@15 they are in style, if your live in boyfriend tells you if you don’t wear it, he won’t use K-Y
The Gilbs | October 3, 2006 at 12:20 pm
I think you are all nuts! This man is fucking hot! I love the fact that you try to mock him everyday because I get to see his sweaty, hot body. Ladies, the longer the beard the less beard burn on the inside of your thighs. I love this fucking man.
GirlyGirl | October 3, 2006 at 12:37 pm
@ 20 & 33… damn right. DAMN. RIGHT.
Please keep posting pictures of this man!
Phylth | October 3, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Why is this guy never wearing a shirt?
shell | October 3, 2006 at 1:38 pm
@32 LOL! Brings up a good point…who takes it up the ass Matthew, Lance or do they take turns?
Italian Stallion | October 3, 2006 at 1:43 pm
@36 To be honest with you I don’t give a fuck, nor do I want to know. But if I had to guess, I would go with the taking turns part. Except when Lance is on his period, then it’s Matthew………..LOL
86 | October 3, 2006 at 2:16 pm
I’d hit it.
neoncountry | October 3, 2006 at 3:13 pm
He said on Oprah that he brushes his teeth alot…that he even had a tb in his car…
I love a clean hygenic man…I think it’s hot. Lots of guys could take a hint from him……maybe he’s got a bottle of mouthwash or a bottle of water in the car…..
BarbadoSlim | October 3, 2006 at 4:15 pm
maybe you two should hook up #39 maybe he can keep you in the car to pee in your mouth and so you can clean his ass with your tongue. Since the guy obviously does everything outside his house.
Troller | October 3, 2006 at 6:39 pm
@20 and I’ll be in line for “seconds”. He can do no wrong.
KevinTheProdigy.com | October 3, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Two Words:
Weed Breath
CruisingForCock | October 3, 2006 at 7:38 pm
There is something about his odd behavior that turns me on. I’m not going to shave for the whole winter – my tribute to Matthew.
May | October 3, 2006 at 8:21 pm
Next we see him clipping his toe nails with his teeth. What a sext man right there
audrey | October 3, 2006 at 9:30 pm
surprised no one has said this yet, but he’s most likely coked up and thats why he’s brushing his teeth in the middle of the day with no water.
bitchaholic | October 3, 2006 at 9:31 pm
I’ll say it again.
I’d hit it.
http://www.bitchaholics.com
HolisticWisdomcom | October 3, 2006 at 9:52 pm
No, that is the latest mouth vibrator. He is probably addicted to all the oral orgasms he is getting from it.
It is kinda like crack… pretty hard to give up.
I was referring the body part not the drug.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Guy-Pierre | October 3, 2006 at 9:55 pm
I’d hit it too… twice!
bitchaholic, your site scares me.
hobieluv83 | October 3, 2006 at 10:08 pm
he’s brushing his teeth while driving, bfd. Maybe he has a cup of water in the cupholder, bfd. I’ve seen people do a lot weirder and more dangerous shit while driving. Now if he was gulping down a bottle of JD behind the wheel, that’d be a post.
Spiratucus | October 3, 2006 at 11:42 pm
Next he’ll be taking a dump while driving and wiping his ass.