TMZ has video of Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth in his car without water as he made his way through LA. Which is perfectly reasonable behavior for a homeless man, but a little confusing when it’s Matthew McConaughey. I’m just waiting for the day he’s finally arrested for clubbing a woman over the head and dragging her back to his cave by her hair. At the rate he’s backwards evolving I give it until lunchtime tomorrow.
NOTE: I’m guessing Matthew McConaughey got a shot of George Clooney’s corn teeth and just freaked the fuck out. “I’ll never be like you, George. Never!”