Matthew McConaughey is out of his mind

October 3rd, 2006 // 59 Comments
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TMZ has video of Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth in his car without water as he made his way through LA. Which is perfectly reasonable behavior for a homeless man, but a little confusing when it’s Matthew McConaughey. I’m just waiting for the day he’s finally arrested for clubbing a woman over the head and dragging her back to his cave by her hair. At the rate he’s backwards evolving I give it until lunchtime tomorrow.

NOTE: I’m guessing Matthew McConaughey got a shot of George Clooney’s corn teeth and just freaked the fuck out. “I’ll never be like you, George. Never!”

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  1. HollyJ

    First ???

  2. HollyJ

    Second ???

  3. pinky_nip

    Douchebag ???

  4. mrs.t

    It’s wierd that he’s using a toothbrush and not a twig.

  5. HollyJ

    He prob uses that same brush to clean his asstube (IF he ever cleans his asstube, that is)…

  6. mrs.t

    And thanks to pinkynip for so succinctly stating how everyone feels about the ‘firsties’.

  7. HollyJ

    SEVENTH?? EIGHTH?? SEVENTY-SECOND??

  8. Courtney

    Yeah, dental hygiene is pretty boorish. Shame on him. God you people are boring.

  9. GirlyGirl

    Man, I thought I was weird cuz I usually brush my teeth while standing on my head at the post office.

  10. dragonbain

    Probaly just his annual cleening on his way to the vet for his checkup and shots.

  11. DiabetesExplosion

    I wonder if doing him now would be considered beastiality? Oh well, I’d still bang away.

  12. Does he not do anything in private anymore? He works out in public, dates Lance Armstrong loud and proud, and transforms into the wolfman without shame. Next we’ll be ogling a pic of Matt squating taking a shit on Ventura Blvd. And it won’t phase us in the least!!!!

  13. c

    Well, I am pleasantly surprised to see that he does brush his teeeth. Now, if he would publically wash his hair, Matthew could overcome his ‘dirty wolfman’ image once and for all.

  14. RichPort

    This guy got on at the first stop on the ol’ crazy train.

  15. shell

    Are Livestrong bracelets still in style?

  16. bigponie

    the rainy season is just around the corner, pretty soon he will be able to run and shower all at the same time, he’ll have a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo with him.

  17. It’s perfectly normal to drive and brush. After you’ve smoked a bowl for breakfast.

    http://www.HolyCandy.com

  18. BarbadoSlim

    So is he spitting or swallowing?

    Doode has to be getting some quality shit…

  19. Come on, he’s trying to save time by brushing while driving. He’s obviously busy–he didn’t even have time to put a shirt on.

    http://glossedover.com

  20. This guy could be covered in dung and I’d still want to climb on top and ride him like a cowgirl. Giddy up!

  21. commissioner

    Obviously he’s a muti-tasker. I bet he talks on the phone while he’s taking a shit, too.

  22. BarbadoSlim

    Hmmm, let’s see, SUV with leather interior, California summer, guy who doesn’t believe in the existence of soap or usefulness deodorant; I’m guessing the perimeter smells worse than a Texas a cowpie.

  23. AmishDude

    14.. Is he on board with Ozzy?

  24. bigponie

    I thought there was only one nature boy named Ric Flair.

  25. He’s (inadvertently) making a good point; if some magazine votes you the sexiest man, you can pretty much do whatever the hell you want.

  26. The Juice

    It’s weird… at one point it looks like he’s practicing to suck some dick!

  27. The Juice

    Or maybe he just did.. hmmmm

  28. krisdylee

    Perhaps he could loan that brush to Mr. Yellowteeth Clooney…

  29. I like my headline better: Matthew McConaughey is the missing link

    http://www.celebslam.com

  30. RichPort

    #22 – Texas cowpie? Why are you bringing the President into this?

  31. This guy is comedy gold.
    I fucking LOVE IT!
    http://www.cooterpunch.com

  32. @15 they are in style, if your live in boyfriend tells you if you don’t wear it, he won’t use K-Y

  33. The Gilbs

    I think you are all nuts! This man is fucking hot! I love the fact that you try to mock him everyday because I get to see his sweaty, hot body. Ladies, the longer the beard the less beard burn on the inside of your thighs. I love this fucking man.

  34. GirlyGirl

    @ 20 & 33… damn right. DAMN. RIGHT.
    Please keep posting pictures of this man!

  35. Phylth

    Why is this guy never wearing a shirt?

  36. shell

    @32 LOL! Brings up a good point…who takes it up the ass Matthew, Lance or do they take turns?

  37. @36 To be honest with you I don’t give a fuck, nor do I want to know. But if I had to guess, I would go with the taking turns part. Except when Lance is on his period, then it’s Matthew………..LOL

  38. 86

    I’d hit it.

  39. neoncountry

    He said on Oprah that he brushes his teeth alot…that he even had a tb in his car…
    I love a clean hygenic man…I think it’s hot. Lots of guys could take a hint from him……maybe he’s got a bottle of mouthwash or a bottle of water in the car…..

  40. BarbadoSlim

    maybe you two should hook up #39 maybe he can keep you in the car to pee in your mouth and so you can clean his ass with your tongue. Since the guy obviously does everything outside his house.

  41. Troller

    @20 and I’ll be in line for “seconds”. He can do no wrong.

  42. Two Words:

    Weed Breath

  43. CruisingForCock

    There is something about his odd behavior that turns me on. I’m not going to shave for the whole winter – my tribute to Matthew.

  44. May

    Next we see him clipping his toe nails with his teeth. What a sext man right there

  45. audrey

    surprised no one has said this yet, but he’s most likely coked up and thats why he’s brushing his teeth in the middle of the day with no water.

  46. I’ll say it again.

    I’d hit it.

    http://www.bitchaholics.com

  47. No, that is the latest mouth vibrator. He is probably addicted to all the oral orgasms he is getting from it.

    It is kinda like crack… pretty hard to give up.

    I was referring the body part not the drug.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com

  48. I’d hit it too… twice!

    bitchaholic, your site scares me.

  49. hobieluv83

    he’s brushing his teeth while driving, bfd. Maybe he has a cup of water in the cupholder, bfd. I’ve seen people do a lot weirder and more dangerous shit while driving. Now if he was gulping down a bottle of JD behind the wheel, that’d be a post.

  50. Spiratucus

    Next he’ll be taking a dump while driving and wiping his ass.

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