Matthew McConaughey is a gentleman

November 7th, 2006 // 143 Comments
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Matthew McConaughey says he once turned down sex with two sisters because he didn’t want bad karma. He tells Loaded magazine:

“Two sisters once offered themselves to me. But they weren’t single and one wanted to get away from her husband. I don’t jive with that. You don’t sleep with someone’s lady if they’re married because it will return and bite you in the ass.”

Although judging by the above shots of him celebrating his 37th birthday you wouldn’t think a little something like a wedding ring would get in the way of him having sex. Heck, a tail probably wouldn’t get in the way of him having sex. He’d just push it aside, grunt a little, and then maybe ask his date why she has a snout. She’d bark, he’d shrug his shoulders, then he’d finish lighting the scented candles and get on with it.

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  1. el_princess

    FIRST!

  2. laikiska

    yummy. raw masculinity.

  3. el_princess

    Yay! I feel so clever.

  4. holy hell, is this a Geico commerical?

  5. D'oh Eyes

    Aww! I want so bad to like you Matthew, yet you insist on producing pictures like this! What’s wrong with you? You are a delicious, delicious man! NOW ACT LIKE IT, DAMMIT!

  6. RichPort

    If he wasn’t an actor he’d have no teeth and body lice… and a CAT cap.

  7. Binky

    I don’t know about this guy.
    It took him what – a year and a half – to discover Penelope Cruz doesn’t speak English. That’s longer than TC took…

  8. bigponie

    “GOLLUM LIVES”, and his looking for the “PRECIOUS”, poosey of course.

  9. bigponie

    what a fucking gargantuan vein, I hope there aren’t any mosquitos around or his a dead man.

  10. HollyJ

    Why are we looking at pictures of a homeless tweaker?

  11. BeautifulNightmare

    What has happened to Matthew? He use to be this hot, sexy, attractive man. Now all that is left is some crazy, grungy wildebeest.

  12. jrzmommy

    Well, that’s two for two for me today….what else should I find and then post here for the Suprfish to then post? Hold on….

  13. jrzmommy

    Oops–I’m sorry, two for three, I forgot about the Kanye West sippy-sippy thing that hasn’t been posted.

  14. PapaHotNuts

    I fucked my sister, and my life is great. Fuck him for judging me.

  15. Where’s Matt? All I see is in the picture is the guy that always bugs me for change at the intersection

    http://www.celebslam.com

  16. JoannieBalonie

    I just wanna know what concert he’s at.

  17. PrettyBaby

    Okay Ready… I’d Hit It. But dirty sex, really sweaty, nasty stuff, the kind that I would have to shower up after and run to confession.

  18. PullFreeFromItAll

    Good God! He looks funny in that upper left corner picture. The patented McCona Twist.

  19. jrzmommy

    Sienna Millers weak apology for being a superdouche in Pittsburgh: “

  20. He seems to be having fun in those pics!

    New post at The Angry Ferrets.

    http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones

  21. PrettyBaby

    P.S. Only if he isn’t a fudgepacker w/ the one nutted biker. AND only if my Superfish boyfriends don’t find out.

  22. Italian Stallion

    McConaughey, meet the Matthew
    He’s the modern stone-age faggoty
    From the town of Asscrack
    He’s a page right out of history
    Some day, maybe Matt will win the fight
    And that fag will stay out for the night
    When you’re with Matthew McConaughey
    Have a yabba-dabba-doo time
    A dabba-doo time
    You’ll have a gay old time………..

  23. commissioner

    jrz- I’m having a sippy-sippy or two for lunch.

    Except, you can’t buy mother-lovin’ alchohol until the mother-fuckin’ polls close today!

  24. BarbadoSlim

    I know Mconagay is a total ‘mo but DAMN!, the guy knows how to party

    total props, it’s not a party ’til somoene gets arrested

  25. 86

    Look guys, it’s Everyone’s Boyfriend.

  26. 86

    “Allright allright allright”

  27. jrzmommy

    Commish: Is that so people don’t do the old Eddie Murphy routine?
    Drunk white guy: (laughing) I just voted…for Jesse Jackson!
    Same white guy all sobered up: He fucking won?

  28. 86

    He disgusts me, but I’d still hit it.

  29. PrettyBaby

    #23 No, Is that true?? The Outrage!! I have a hot date tonight and I was gonna bust out for some Boone’s Farm. :(

  30. BigJim

    He was partying it up at K-Earl’s “concert.”

    Which proves just how gay he is.

  31. PrettyBaby

    #20 Was gonna post but someone already has my highly coveted user name on Xanga. Shit. PrettyBaby has always been my nick. (Pouts, then whines…)

  32. KimberWolf

    I can imagine one night with that guy is a helluva good time you wouldn’t forget, unless you OD’d. Some night that would end like “then we woke up in a ditch next to a midget and LaToya Jackson.”

    I would want to pick a time about 2 weeks after he shot a movie, when he was only slightly grundged.

    (sigh)

  33. @31 – PrettyBaby, try registering this way

    Pretty-Baby or

    Pretty_Baby or

    Nice-Ass

    Huge-Rack.

    Just trying to help.

  34. RichPort

    And of course by “sisters” he means sweaty, hairy linebackers… let’s see my wife masturbate to him now!

  35. commissioner

    #29

    Can’t buy til after seven where I live. I keep plenty in my bar at the office, but the cleaning guy has been helping himself. Like I can’t tell. Fucker.

    I swear, if Elizabeth Dole calls me one more time, I’m switching parties.

  36. biatcho

    wait, #23, what does that mean? Can’t buy alcyhol until the polls close?? Where do you live???? I’m scared & confused.

  37. JoannieBalonie

    Hmm……I must go test this theory of yours. To the Kwik-E-Mart to buy booze!

  38. commissioner

    #36

    State law where I live. Can’t purchase sippy-sippy from seven a.m. to seven p.m. on election day.

    If you amatures would keep several bottles of scotch, brandy or vodka in your mini fridges at the office, you wouldn’t have this problem, now would ya’?

  39. PapaHotNuts

    @38- In Louisiana, as you enter the voting booth, you are handed a Strawberry Margarita and a cold Pabst Blue Ribbon.

  40. KnuckleCrackTheBone

    That’s why you stock up the night before!

  41. no one you know

    Dammit. In Ohio, all we get is a warm Miller High Life with a cigarette floating in it.

  42. pinky_nip

    @41: Hey, I’m in Ohio and all I got was a kick in the cunt because I didn’t vote Blackwell. Go figure?

  43. Italian Stallion

    In Baltimore, you get a little glass stem and some sort of yellowish rock, weird huh?

  44. pinky_nip

    Isn’t that Baltimore’s state rock?

  45. Italian Stallion

    @44 No, but I’ll give you the Baltimore state cock…….

  46. jrzmommy

    Stallion: are you an O’Malley man or an Erlich man? How about Steele or Cardin?

  47. KimberWolf

    #43 and #44 That’s awesome.

    In CA, we get tokens for tokin’ at the polls. Ah-nold loves the green party.

  48. no one you know

    @42…Thanks for the heads up. I haven’t done my “civic duty” yet today (unless you count masturbating…did that twice), so now I know what I’m in for. I’ll take the kick for a vote against Blackwell.

  49. Italian Stallion

    @46 I don’t give a fuck about either one. I don’t vote at all. Funny story for you though. I was at the Ravens game Sunday and someone put a Erich sticker on my hat. I didn’t think anything of it until later when some drunk bitch got in my face and said fuck Erlich. I didn’t know what the fuck she was talking about until I remembered the sticker. She tried to take it off my hat and I slapped her hand away. Needless to say in about fifteen minutes it was about four of us taking on the whole bar. Good times. Hence why I don’t vote, but I’ll kick some ass over it………….

  50. pinky_nip

    @45: I vote for MOREHEAD.

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